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[RobClock]

[RobClock]

My question is, who orders two gyros and a milk shake at 8:20 in the morning?

[RenegadeClock]

My question is, who orders two gyros and a milk shake at 8:20 in the morning?

Must be a Greek thing.

[PhantomCatClock]

It's reskins all the way down and people want them for their reskin mounts and reskin transmog armor, but I want them for their grossly overpowered racials you have no idea


one gets a free warlock teleport. Another one? Another one never has their casting delayed by damage. The taurens get a free targetless warrior charge that can interrupt multiple targets. It's heavyhanded and lazy that they had to make them so powerful, but it worked on me, until I saw the salty forum/reddit posts. Now I'm not preordering. The pre-purchase reward for the next expansion being an endgame grind reward from the last game is some next level horse hocky




Renegade made an entire comic to change the subject and I ruined it. I will FIVE IT and then READ IT.


BB10 has a better grasp on the english language than we do

[TelephoneClock]

That comic sure did give me a real good chuckle, and I like all the details you put into the characters, like the reflective lines on BB10

[pop-tart]

New comic: BB10 Orders a Salad

Well shit, I picked a good day to come visit. Good stuff.

[pop-tart]

So right now I'm Googling "cock ring contusion."

My girlfriend has lived w/ me for a couple years now... sex has dwindled to like, once a week? That's normal-ish, I reckon?

So she actually took the initiative to try and liven things up. She bought a cpl sex toys, including this set of cock rings. Not exactly sure why but I don't question anything that leads to more fucking.

So it's going good. I'll admit my dick felt fuller inside her and she was digging it so win-win. After the deed, I pry this thing off and something don't feel exactly right. Well, it's a little sore because the thing was just squeezing your junk, I think to myself.

Dudes, the thing's bruised. Like, bruised AF. I'm thinking I should look online and make sure this isn't something to be too concerned about.

So right now I'm Googling "cock ring contusion."

[TelephoneClock]

Holy fuck it's Pop-Tart! Good to see you again, it's been a while!

That's a hell of a story to come back with! I haven't had any experience with cock rings personally but I can't imagine a rubber/silicone/whatever ring would do anything substantial to your dick, at least I hope that's not the case

[pop-tart]

Hey, Telephone! Good to see ya!

[GreyClock]

So right now I'm Googling "cock ring contusion."

My girlfriend has lived w/ me for a couple years now... sex has dwindled to like, once a week? That's normal-ish, I reckon?

So she actually took the initiative to try and liven things up. She bought a cpl sex toys, including this set of cock rings. Not exactly sure why but I don't question anything that leads to more fucking.

So it's going good. I'll admit my dick felt fuller inside her and she was digging it so win-win. After the deed, I pry this thing off and something don't feel exactly right. Well, it's a little sore because the thing was just squeezing your junk, I think to myself.

Dudes, the thing's bruised. Like, bruised AF. I'm thinking I should look online and make sure this isn't something to be too concerned about.

So right now I'm Googling "cock ring contusion."

One of those small veins in there burst on me once. No big deal, just a little tenderness and a blue bruise that faded after a couple of weeks. My injury wasn't cock ring related, but I can imagine such a thing might make the veins more likely to burst because of the increased pressure? So probably you got a couple of those? On a related note, I once tore my frenulum, which is that little skin ridge under the head. I was freaking out a bit at first because there was a lot of blood (bleeding to death from penis wound?), but then I remembered coagulation is a thing.

[Slurpee]

hm not in theaters or DVD or in demand until after black panther comes out, marvel must really fucking want me to pirate thor 3

[PhantomCatClock]

it's at the $3 theater [sic]

look for your local dump/nearly-abandoned mall

[Slurpee]

oh. it's actually playing at the new parkway on saturday. that place kind of owns, and it's usually empty in the afternoon hmm

I was thinking of going to the city that day to see the fish fucker movie and the gay boys movie, but they're both oscar nominees and I'm kind of cold on oscars rn because ladybird was, like... just o.k.?
? like I didn't get what the big deal was. I mean I liked the characters and the actors but boy oh boy did I ever not need to see small town america making excuses for itself again by throwing the concept of self-actualization under the bus. looking in your direction, jack and diane. maybe the thrill of living wouldn't be gone if you didn't write off running off to the city with aphoristic pap like "you ain't missing nothing" you chilidog slurping mediocre cretins. tell you this, when the changes come around to make you women and men I know a bear and a fox that'll be hitching a ride on the suicide machines with springsteen and wendy, just hoping to die anywhere else, and a couple of young turks named billy and patty'll be close behind, taking their one shot at life while they're still not afraid, with kevin rowland cumming on eileen in the backseat yes that song was also about escaping small town life it's just celtic so it's a little hard to tell but check the lyrics in the second verse. tommy and gina might be living on a prayer but the ghost of chuck berry's whispering from the women's toilets that you never can tell

and see so that's why I'm considering going to see thor: ragnarok

[Slurpee]

oh, hey pop-tart

[RobClock]

I liked Lady Bird

[RobClock]

hey pop tart, im sorry to hear about your bruised dick

[zl]

[RenegadeClock]

Pops, I think you got off easy. I had a friend who fractured his dick in the middle and he says it's never been quite the same since.

When I was a kid the time it took movies to go from theater to video was like 6 months (back in the good ol' VHS days). Now it seems like they turn over in about a week.

Also, general question to everyone, do the theaters in your area serve beer? When I lived in SoCal there was only one theater I heard of that had alcohol and it was really expensive and a long drive through to LA get to. But up here in Oregon it seems like it's the norm, and the price is the same as what you'd pay at any bar. Heck, a large soda costs more than a beer. Another reason I love it up here.

[TelephoneClock]

I live in Maryland and there's a really nice theater nearby that serves alcohol, I know beer but I think some wine and a few whiskeys. All of the seats are really comfy and they recline, you reserve where you want to sit, and there's apparently a VIP section where you can have staff bring you food and drinks while the movie is playing, like you press a button or somehow place an order and they bring you shit from the lobby.

All of that and their normal ticket price is about $11, on Tuesdays tickets are $6

[TelephoneClock]

Also I liked Thor: Ragnarok.

It's a lot like Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, as in it's very colorful, has a kick-ass soundtrack, and is more fun and witty compared to the other two. I'm assuming. I haven't actually seen the first 2 Thors. If you like Guardians 2 you'll probably like it. It's no cinematic masterpiece but it's a lot of fun