gary brolsma tank n spank

[PhantomCatClock]

his only song is I Want Candy

[Slurpee]

It's part of the 1% plan to keep poor people poor.

what isn't

[K3LTR0N]

That isn't AC's only song he ever made. This is:

Yeah but I already have that one memorized.

♪ AAAARON OH AAAROONNN what are you going to do?! ♪

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

it took me a minute to even remember who aaron carter was. now I can't stop hearing that fucking OH AARON song. I liked my life better before this. I want to go back. what am I going to do?

[PhantomCatClock]

FLOUNDER, OH FLOUNDER

[Slurpee]

I remember he had a special onnnn nickelodeon(? probably) and my sister wanted to watch it (I was one of those weird kids who liked older people's music; any demographic-appropriate pop I heard arrived through her)
one of his songs was that, "hey now, hey now, iko iko aye nay, jock-a-mo sino ah-nah eh" campfire song, which, first of all, why?
but anyway, he did that thing where you hold the mic out to the crowd for them to sing the easy parts, and, and I remember this so vividly, nobody sang back
so he went, "come on, everybody, you know the words! "
and held the mic out again
and, no, they didn't know the words
it was mortifying. I have no idea why they aired it.

and that was my aaron carter experience

[PhantomCatClock]

save even more time by typing 2mi instead of tmi

[AbsintheClock]

[VCRClock]

the neck tattoo surprised me more than the drugs

aaron if you're out there, i just want you to know, you're welcome here at the clock crew

[VCRClock]

what am I going to do?

yeah good luck not thinking of this song whenever you think of that phrase buddy

[zl]

I've got those post-clockday blues

[K3LTR0N]

what am I going to do?

yeah good luck not thinking of this song whenever you think of that phrase buddy

Day 2: Oh Aaron is still stuck on repeat in my head, and I am sincerely enjoying it.

[VCRClock]

WHY IS THERE A THOUSAND OAKS

BUT ONLY TWENTYNINE PALMS

CALIFORNIA EXBLAIN

CALIFORNIA EXBLAIN

[RobClock]

i drew a ninja turtle at work

[PhantomCatClock]

is that just bad orange or did y


ok yeah that's definitely mikey OKAY NEVERMIND beautigul

[GreyClock]

.

[GreyClock]

The human brain is weird and dumb as hell.

Guy:
Say: "Is it 'A'?"

Me:    
Remember: yes, 'A'!
Look up in file: yes, 'A'.
Say: "Yes, 'A'!"

Guy:   
Say: "Thanks!"

Half an hour later.

Me:    
Glance over file: yes, 'A' but 'B' starting today!
Say: "Literally never saw that addendum before in my shitting life."

[PhantomCatClock]

So many rules and procedures actively followed at my work right now were me or someone else seeing one tiny notice before it got thrown away and going "oh shit"

[zl]

So many rules and procedures actively followed at my work right now were me or someone else seeing one tiny notice before it got thrown away and going "oh shit"

What was the tiniest notice that ever made you shit?

[PhantomCatClock]

the company that owns our company doesn't like us very much and thinks we're a waste of money, so it's mostly sucking their dicks in case of an inspection (admittedly, their input almost invariably is for the better)



a couple have been (minor) osha violations and we make sure word spreads about those fast

except blocking the eye wash station. I cannot get these motherfuckers to stop blocking the eyewash station. There's like one chemical in the entire warehouse that would merit using the eyewash station, and there are better stations near where you'd USE it (this one's where we store it) but it's still a $4,000 fine.