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Slurpee

Quote from: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on July 18, 2019, 12:11:21 AM
you could maybe come back from meth. nobody comes back from crack.
yeah but meth is scarier when they've lost it

crack heads are crazy like 🤪 hoodoodoodledoo!!! ahahaaaa. y'all think that's funny? it's not. haha!!! I'm just playin with you. I'm heatin up in here. I'm heatin up. I'm heatin up. I'm heatin up, no. I'm heatin up. I'm heatin up... no... 😱 no NOOOOOOO. STAY BACK DEVIL. STAY BACK DEVIL
and you're like "phyew! glad he's about 20 feet away.."

meth fiends are crazy like 🧟 wanna buy a baby?

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

true, meth does leave you with enough functionality to be dangerous compared to just being completely gone.

RobClock

This just came to my attention as I happened by absolute chance to try opening ClockCrew.cc, laying awake in bed at 6:30am- the domain now takes you to a default Wordpress blog page with the first and only post being from June 19th, 2019.

So either someone from round here got ahold of it again, or we got ourselves a squatter

Slurpee

it looks pretty squatty

RobClock


PhantomCatClock

in fairness i do have a bot running that logs me into wowhead every day so i can finally get the 365 consecutive logins achievement, and Monit to make sure the bot keeps working, both running off clocktopia, so that's not real squatting. it's being used to its maximum potential.

http://clocktopia.net/naugrim.art

Slurpee

how do you make a bot is it hard

I feel like I should know how but it might as well be magic to me

RobClock

Quote from: Slurpee on July 18, 2019, 06:47:59 PM
how do you make a bot is it hard

I feel like I should know how but it might as well be magic to me

on (Release){
gotoAndPlay(“wowhead”);
}

RobClock

This is the full extent of my coding ability

PhantomCatClock

Quote from: Slurpee on July 18, 2019, 06:47:59 PM
how do you make a bot is it hard

I feel like I should know how but it might as well be magic to me

I'm a HUGE FAN of Michael Schrenk's library because it's just meant to run off like a crappy raspberry pi with apache, but this one is just a script called on a cronjob and Monit--which is a bitch in the ass to figure out even with googling--is so damned powerful at making sure scripts that should be running 24/7 are running (not to mention everything else like checking logs and presenting data) that if I didn't already have everything else made, I'd probably try to figure out how to just do it with Monit











also i have a discord bot running but that is a different kind of bot let me know if you want to meet him he is very sexy and is named dealer









what was i going to say



oh right the eoeoeodpipus joke that deserve its own post also i need to google how to spell oedipus first

PhantomCatClock

okay ahem normally this wouldn't be a big deal but now i kind of made it one, better get this right


ahem





have you heard about oedipus? oedipus speghettipus!








haha hell yeah got it why was i huffing air out of this brown paper bag i fucking nailed it bro (bro being me)

PhantomCatClock

[...] which is apparently no longer [link]ed to on his personal website

RenegadeClock

 :soups:
[u2]6bWyhj7siEY[/u2]

PhantomCatClock

renegade this is no laughing matter there's a place where lightning strikes like five times per minute and it's happening right now it's a lake in south america

VCRClock

Quote from: NintendoClock on July 16, 2019, 02:00:10 PM
VCR, feel free to put a donate button somewhere for upkeep. Now that I'm rich I can donate to help.

you know very well where I keep the fart jar

Quote from: Slurpee on July 17, 2019, 10:48:30 PM
somebody on that island knows a little more about medicine than everyone else. someone is strong

is it big e

<img src=Copy of Copy of facebook like button (2).bmp> the wrestling posts

Quote from: Slurpee on July 17, 2019, 10:48:30 PM
I wasn't crazy about the gospel approach they took for hercules, but I really really like meg's song
[u2]Tl0DMTlwLw4[/u2]

it's like a motown ditty, I would legit just listen to this for pleasure

IT'S AS IF YOU POSTED THIS JUST TO DISAGREE WITH ME except bit about meg's song tru tho

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on July 18, 2019, 07:09:48 PM
have you heard about oedipus?

we live in the kind of worl where it's one loose cannon chucklefuck's job to make this joke, and it's another person's job to come thru years later and be like:

Quote from: an academic
Betty Spaghetty was invented and designed by Elonne Dantzer[3] and licensed to The Ohio Art Co. and released in 1998. The doll was very popular during its launch, however the line was discontinued in 2004 due to Ohio Art's toy shipments falling to 15 percent because of weak retail markets and strong competition in the fashion doll market. But in 2007, Ohio Art announced that the dolls would return with a new look. The new Betty Spaghetty dolls were released later that year, but were discontinued a second time a year later due to lackluster sales. Moose Toys revealed at the 2016 Toy Fair that Betty Spaghetty would be sold as part of their brand in the fall of 2016.[4]

we have not collected enough information to determine whether phantomcat had reason to believe his audience was well versed enough in early 21st century doll commercials for his joke to be understood
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

VCRClock

#111575
my "total fuckign sap" contribution to disney hootenanny hoedown is "someone's waiting for you" from the rescuers

[u2]xSubBnIadpA[/u2]

it's a product of that special time in american culture that brought you "you light up my life" and the donny & marie osmond variety show, but idk there's also something about them asmr vocals that give me this strung out late 60s vengeance of she vibe, u kno?? but fr sometimes a man gotta cry
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

VCRClock

as long aswe're here i'm hust going start colectig precous moment



"love is" cartoons also acepted here



IT"S MY WBESITE
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

Slurpee

#111577


this reference completely flew over my head for like 22 years, I am pretty sure because in 1975 the entire world quietly agreed to pretend Love Is never happened, and the simpsons staff were the only only ones who dared break the covenant (and were ever after cursed to not be as funny as they used to be)

I am also pretty sure that the thing that wrought love is back upon the world was, wikipedia. I have no evidence to support any of this, it just seems like it's probably true, to me

also vcr are you 60

RobClock

That naked boy looks like a chibi Lupin III

PhantomCatClock