is he dead yet

[RobClock]

feel we haven't heard from Grey in a bit.


Grey, if you're reading this, i hope you are well

[RobClock]

i'm like someones mom over here, havent heard from you in a week what's wrong is everything ok did something happen im putting my coat on right now and your father is starting the car we'll be there in a half hour

[GreyClock]

Yeah, thanks mom. No, I'm here. I even watched most of the Flash Flood movies so far, I think. It's just that all my Christmases seem to have come at once, meaning my annual winter "funk" and my migraines are coinciding this year. I had two only yesterday, it was great! So I'm feeling a little dull, in every sense of the word. Also ZONKED, that's a cool word.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AYnF5hOhuM

Youtube recommended this to me. I haven't watched it, but it looks promising. It's over four hours long, so it should be good right? Maybe you watch it and then tell me if I should, or give cliff notes.

I can't believe Slurpee outed himself for the fraud that he is. Nah, it happens. I think Munglai once did an entire Flash movie with that song from the 00's woop woop woop woop wooooh. Texas Faggott. Before he was like, "Wait a second, I'm just making Rockman Neo again." And he's a BAFTA award-winning animator. (I think that might have happened, I'm not sure.)

[PolyhedronClock]

feel we haven't heard from clockradio in a bit.


clockradio, if you're reading this, i hope you are well

[PolyhedronClock]

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I like that they put me right next to the sonic and yugioh hentai

[RobClock]

feel we haven't heard from clockradio in a bit.


clockradio, if you're reading this, i hope you are well

I mean yeah I also hope clockradio is alright

[RobClock]

Wait one second


When did GAYDADBUTTFAG become 'FloundermanClock'?

[pop-tart]

Five days ago
I noticed that

Congrats on FP Flounder and to Thor & Rob on Dailies

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Wait one second


When did GAYDADBUTTFAG become 'FloundermanClock'?

the boys upstairs at Floundertech Enterprises are all about branding now my hands are tied. They're moving into merchandise now and test audiences didn't want to eat a cereal called "GAYDADBUTTFAG GAYDADBUTTFLAKES". It turns milk translucent and slightly yellow and it stays soggy even when dry.

[Schmellements Clawk]

I'm proud of you, son.  You're doing the Lord's work.

[k9]

what if the lord was doing your work

[GreyClock]

what if god was one of us
just a clock like on a bus


When you're in heaven looking down on your loved ones do you think you can like change the channel or is it an uncensored live feed? "O no! My son Tim is stirring the family pickle jar with his prick again!" One of his sisters dies, she gets up there with mom. "Jesus, what's Tim doing to that jar?!" ("Leave me out of it," Jesus says in the background.) "Oh that, yeah he does that like twice a week. You've been eating jizzy pickles for years." Later Tim dies and he gets up there (does he get up there? I'll have to ask my pastor). Some reunion. They have a picnic on a cloud. Bologna sandwiches. Extra pickle.

[PhantomCatClock]

clockradioclock if you're reading this i hope you're doing better than poly hopes you're doing

[RobClock]

i wish more wellness than phantomcat has the capacity to extend from his non corporal form

Grey, Ive been made aware of that Twin Peaks video before because someone was spamming it on 4chan/tv/ when it first came out, but never watched it for the same reason. 4 hours is a hell of a commitment to a fan theory.

That said, I've watched this entire series of videos- which do that mid 00s cringey skit-during-analysis thing, but are otherwise pretty good

[RobClock]

why have userpics been cropped by like 25 pixels on the right side this is an outrage that i'm only just now aware of because I've been checking the forums on my phone lately which squishes everything down because shitty phone resolution

[RobClock]

one day VCR is going to shove an iron plunger directly down my throat

[Clocktopus]

my phone is actually the only place that shows my avatar correctly

[Clocktopus]

also i would totally eat gay dad's butt flakes

they are fagtastic

[PhantomCatClock]

I have a $300 processor just sitting on my desk because it has like twenty super fixable bent pins