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BinaryClock

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RobClock

i got drunk and watched the 1984 film adaptation of Nineteen Eighty Four


this may have not been the wisest decision for my mental health

BinaryClock

my locality has banned alcohol sales for the last two weeks and that will stay in effect for at least another week

when they enacted the ban it was only for a week or so, and right before it expired, it was extended for double that
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Slurpee


Slurpee

for some reason I had the clear channel memorandum open in a tab https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clear_Channel_memorandum

and it's weird that they put "burnin for you" on it but not "godzilla" or "don't fear the reaper"

I mean the whole list is dumb but as a blue oyster cult fan I

Slurpee

I just noticed "rage against the machine - all songs"
lol

pop-tart

It's like whoever composed that list never listened to music before.

RobClock

Quote from: BinaryClock on April 23, 2020, 05:59:26 PM
my locality has banned alcohol sales for the last two weeks and that will stay in effect for at least another week

when they enacted the ban it was only for a week or so, and right before it expired, it was extended for double that

The WHO has advised for the restriction of alcohol sales during lockdown and I feel like prohibition reinstatement would be the straw that brakes the camels back for a sizeable portion of the populations agreeability towards this whole situation.

PhantomCatClock

i've been stocking up so i have something to trade for food



suck it, preppers who spent their family fortune on dehydrated spaghetti that's going to go bad in a year

GreyClock

Is this a new development because on Fridays after work I go for my weekly beer run.

Nobody is going to restrict the sale of alcohol here, but I don't need another situation where I have to wipe my ass with paper towels if you feel me.

GreyClock

#113394
No worries, friends. Tonight at least I'll be able to wipe my ass comfortably AND feed my crippling alcoholism.


Last night I dreamed that my mind was transferred back into my thirteen-year-old self. Naturally, I went shopping for leather jackets with my dad in some cavernous empty gym. The wire holding up an indoor cable car snapped and cut everyone to pieces. My severed head was surrounded by loose hands, legs and torsos.

Aren't you supposed to wake up right before you die or something?

VCRClock

Quote from: GreyClock on April 24, 2020, 12:12:02 PM
Aren't you supposed to wake up right before you die or something?

I think they make an exception when somebody's worked really hard on the special effects
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

RobClock

Quote from: GreyClock on April 24, 2020, 04:07:29 AM
Is this a new development because on Fridays after work I go for my weekly beer run.

Nobody is going to restrict the sale of alcohol here, but I don't need another situation where I have to wipe my ass with paper towels if you feel me.

https://news.yahoo.com/world-health-organization-says-alcohol-165600247.html

been almost a week now

GreyClock

Quote from: VCRClock on April 24, 2020, 01:25:52 PM
Quote from: GreyClock on April 24, 2020, 12:12:02 PM
Aren't you supposed to wake up right before you die or something?

I think they make an exception when somebody's worked really hard on the special effects
Yeah, A+ work, very convincing. I now have a clearer mental image of what it would be like to be buried alive in a mass grave amongst my father's scattered remains. Swell.

I read that dreams like that (or the famous falling one) can cause an adrenaline rush, which wakes you up. I used to wake up with my heart in my throat all the time. Nowadays, if I wake up at all, nothing. Just... whatever, turn around and right back to sleep.

Or when you have only the faintest of notions that you had some sort of fight with a friend in a dream (with whom you have absolutely no issues in reality), only to have it cause some acute, deep-seated resentment which takes quite a while to fade. That doesn't happen anymore either.

Quote from: RobClock on April 24, 2020, 02:26:31 PMhttps://news.yahoo.com/world-health-organization-says-alcohol-165600247.html

been almost a week now
Oh great. Our main news website here apparently didn't pick it up, I did a search. We only had one from a few weeks earlier about "maybe not drink so much during the daytime."

GreyClock

Quote from: GreyClock on April 24, 2020, 02:33:37 PMI now have a clearer mental image of what it would be like to be buried alive in a mass grave amongst my father's scattered remains. Swell.
For all you G-men lurking this forum, that's sarcasm.

On an unrelated note: I browsed the gangstalking subreddit the other day, now there's a trip.



I was actually waiting for Rob to finish posting before logging off to watch a series, but he left. What a jerk.

RobClock

i'm just after receiving an emergency alert on my phone about police responding to gun shots in Dartmouth.  which like;


but obviously this is in response to the fact that there wasn't an emergency alert for the shooting that happened this past week in the mainland which resulted in 23 fatalities.


also this is like the first time in my life i can recall a spree shooting in nova scotia within my lifetime and two days later there's more gunplay going on in the city down on the mainland. Trudeau has already made moves to try and enforce stricter gun control laws in response to the initial shooting (despite the fact that the gun used by that individual was illegally procured and wielded IMAGINE MY SHOCK), I can't see this going any way other than to hasten his actions in this regard while he can still garner the support of the now scared and uninformed general populous. Not what I want to be happening when the same man less than a month ago attempted seizing unfettered executive control of federal taxation and has referred to the extremely stringent lockdown laws we're currently under as "the new normal".