gary brolsma tank n spank

[Slurpee]

I appreciate it, but that was like 7 years ago
I don't even know if I still know all the words to yakko's world

[Slurpee]

hm

united states canada mexico panama haiti jamaica oeru
republic dominican cuba caribbean greenland el salvador too
puerto rico colombia venezuela honduras guyana and still
guatemala bolvia then argentina and ecuador chile braziiiil
costa rica beliz nicaragua bermuda bahamas tobego san juan
paraguat uraguay suranim and french guyana barbadis and guam



hey you're right this is the mexican hat dance

[Slurpee]

norway and sweden and iceland and finland and ger-ma-ny now in one piece (man the lyrics to this really need to be updated)
switzerland austria czechoslovakia (omg seriously) italy turkey and greece
poland romania scotland albania ireland russia oman
bulgaria saudi arabia hungary CYPRESS IRAQ AND IRAAAAAN there's-
syria lebanon israel and jordan both yemens(?) kuwait and bahrain (I'm just not going to spell a lot of these properly if I keep going)
the netherlands luxemburg belgium and portugal france england denmark and spain

yeah I think I still know it
that was the easy part though

[Slurpee]

india pakistan burma afghanistan thailand nepal and bhutan
kampuchea malaysia then bangledesh asia(?) and china korea (two of them, yakko) japan
mongolia laos and tibet indonesia the phillipine islands taiwan (china is not going to like this post)
sri lanka new guinea sumatra new zealand then BORNeo and viet-naaaaaaam
tu-nisia morocco

oh, nope... nope I don't know the words anymore

tu-nisia, morocco... angola something djibouti bostwana
mozambique swaziland (eswatini, yakko!) ...zambia? gambia guinea algeria ghana

[Slurpee]

burundi lesotho than malaway togo the spanish sahara is gone
niger nigeria chad and liberia egypt benin and gabon
tanzania somalia kenya and mali sierra leon and algiers
dahomey namibia senegal libya CAMEROON CONGO ZAIIIIRRRE
e-thiopia guinea-bassau madagascar rwanda maiyor and caimon
hong kong abu dabi qatar yugoslavia

CRETE MAURATANIA THEN TRANSYLVANIA MONACO LUCHTENSTEIN MALTA AND PALESTINE FIJI AUSTRALIA SUDAN

well I mostly know the syllables anyway. could probably fake it at karaoke

the lyrics in this song are fucked though
transylvania?
and I'm pretty sure san juan is a city, and there's two congos, and abu dabi is part of the united arab emirates
also how are there three guineas? that might actually be correct but if so I object

[Slurpee]

how the hell did I forget uganda and zimbabwe? pathetic

[Slurpee]

I can't believe there was a country in africa named "da homey" and I haven't been hearing jokes about it for 25 years

[Slurpee]

you guys hear they made a five nights at freddy's game where you actually do stuff?
apparently fnaf fans don't like it. unsurprising, as they have been trained for decades to only be entertained by staring at a jpg that eventually shouts "boo"

[PhantomCatClock]

i saw a porno like that once

[miracle fruit]

I can't believe there was a country in africa named "da homey" and I haven't been hearing jokes about it for 25 years

the kingdom of da homey






lmao

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I like the flag



doesn't get much better than an elephant wearing a crown.

[PhantomCatClock]

I put my hand over my heart and pour one out every time that flag rises

I was going to say from my skimming of the wikipedia article that that place is a little fucked up, even by two century ago standards, but I was also just reading about Mauritania and "pinky pinky" this week, so maybe it's actually not.

[RobClock]

Saw Jackass Forever last night and it was pretty good but the theatre wouldn't sell me popcorn and honestly I stood there and deliberated leaving for a solid five minutes

[k9]

Saw Jackass Forever last night and it was pretty good but the theatre wouldn't sell me popcorn and honestly I stood there and deliberated leaving for a solid five minutes

why not?

[PhantomCatClock]

i keep forgetting about your three year coma

[RobClock]

Saw Jackass Forever last night and it was pretty good but the theatre wouldn't sell me popcorn and honestly I stood there and deliberated leaving for a solid five minutes

why not?

No eating or drinking in the theatre due to covid despite the last year and a half being able to eat and drink in the fucking theatre

[Slurpee]

???

didn't they figure out that food wasn't a vector of transmission back in like may of 2020?

[PhantomCatClock]

they wanted to wind you up so a funny movie would unwind you DOUBLE hard so really you should be thanking them for the extra service

[RobClock]

When Cineplex goes belly up from all their bullshit I will open a single screen theatre with great abundances of popcorn

So much popping corn it will block out the sun

[VCRClock]

When Cineplex goes belly up from all their bullshit I will open a single screen theatre with great abundances of popcorn

So much popping corn it will block out the sun

yeah have a seat uh anywhere is fine

the area closer to the screen has butter