gary brolsma tank n spank

[PhantomCatClock]

I got some absinthe and wanted sugar cubes for the ritual there and they're weirdly hard to find. it was easier to find absinthe than it was to find sugar cubes in the states

[Slurpee]

there's an absinthe ritual?

[PhantomCatClock]

what with the spoon and such

[JooceClock]

can't math right now.

[VCRClock]

S tier
Droopy Dog

Droopy is maybe the ultimate distillation of this fighting style, but reading this description I felt that Herbie Popnecker is in similar territory

[JooceClock]

The Goofy Goober Song is for mature audiences only.

[RobClock]

british people measure sugar for tea in "sugars"
what does that mean?

"how many sugars do you take"

idk man I do about a teaspoon and a half for the big ass 32 floz cup I drink out of because I'm a monster
so I guess that's... 32/8=4, so that's 4 times the size of a normal teacup, 3/2 spoons ÷ 4 = 3/2*1/4= 3/8 of a teaspoon... but the teaspoon I use is an actual like silverware teaspoon that you would use, in america, which is actually about 3 of the measurement teaspoons, so 9/8 tsp... and according to google 1 tsp is about 4.18 grams of granulated sugar, so 4.18*1.125= 4.7025, so about 4.7 grams

???


does that help

is it a sugar cube? it's probably a sugar cube, I don't know why I went through all this. so one I guess, one is my answer

It's sugar cubes

[PhantomCatClock]

that reminds me of absinthe

[Slurpee]

It's sugar cubes

I appreciate it lol. that information was actually really hard to look up for some reason and I gave up before I found anything like a confirmation

[PhantomCatClock]

i just saw a similar interaction elsewhere. apparently the rest of the world doesn't know what we mean when a recipe calls for half a stick of butter because not everyone gets perfect 1cup extrusions of butter

[Slurpee]

too much discourse out there about americans not using the metric system and not nearly enough about how we like our butter divisible and our sugars freeballing imho

[VCRClock]

i just saw a similar interaction elsewhere. apparently the rest of the world doesn't know what we mean when a recipe calls for half a stick of butter because not everyone gets perfect 1cup extrusions of butter

how much clearer can we be? it's not as if the US has different standard sizes for sticks of butter on the east coast and the west coast

[PhantomCatClock]

oh shit, do we? i went vegan when i moved to the east coast so i didn't notice

[PhantomCatClock]

you know, you need to commit a second miracle to be sainted and that is why his name is still jesus and not saint jesus because he only did the one miracle: waterbending

[RobClock]

I was an extra in a film yesterday

The camera went straight by my face, smoking one of those hollywood cigarettes made with cocoa leaves (rolled terribly, I might add). When it comes out I'll be sure to spam the ever living shit out of it so that you can all see my 15 seconds of fame.

[Slurpee]

I was an extra in a film yesterday

The camera went straight by my face, smoking one of those hollywood cigarettes made with cocoa leaves (rolled terribly, I might add). When it comes out I'll be sure to spam the ever living shit out of it so that you can all see my 15 seconds of fame.

<- jealous

[Slurpee]

I was downstairs reading at ~1:15 in the morning and I heard loud banging from somewhere in the house, then two indistinct male voices out front, then more banging. I turned the lights out so I could take a look outside without being seen by whoever it is, but couldn't see shit through the peephole. I went to flick another light on to like get my bearings and see my feet for a second, and the light wouldn't turn on. went to another light. wouldn't turn on either. power in the whole house was out. whoever is outside cut the power to my house. wtfwtfwtf

it was the electric company. they're replacing some power lines -_-

[JooceClock]

I was downstairs reading at ~1:15 in the morning and I heard loud banging from somewhere in the house, then two indistinct male voices out front, then more banging. I turned the lights out so I could take a look outside without being seen by whoever it is, but couldn't see shit through the peephole. I went to flick another light on to like get my bearings and see my feet for a second, and the light wouldn't turn on. went to another light. wouldn't turn on either. power in the whole house was out. whoever is outside cut the power to my house. wtfwtfwtf

it was the electric company. they're replacing some power lines -_-

plot twist: the electric company is cutting the power to your house to give you a moist cake from a past birthday.

[Slurpee]

the guy in the white suit from the anime sequence in kill bill

[PhantomCatClock]

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