gary brolsma tank n spank

[Slurpee]

I routinely confuse liz tayler and liza minnelli and liz taylor and liv tyler. I just don't give a hoot

[Slurpee]

misspelling liz taylor one of those times is evidence of me not giving a hoot. it's not a confusing mistake that ruins the joke so don't say that it is

[Slurpee]

I also confuse bettie page and bette davis. not bette davis and bette midler though. they are distinct in my mind, because of the pronunciation

[Slurpee]

midler would be good slang for a mid rizzler. are you listening gen z

[Slurpee]

greta garbo would be good slang for something that's totally garbo. or something that's really good and not garbo at all, if you wanted it to be confusing

[Slurpee]

because of the pronunciation

[Slurpee]

also I just realized "disco elysium" is a play on "disco inferno"

goodnight

[Slurpee]

I have no idea if hypnosis is real. I don't think it should be. I would bet that if it's "real" it's almost impossible to prove that it's distinguishable from playing pretend. no I will not research this. it doesn't even get the dignity of a wikipedia search. I have decided. hypnosis is stupid and fake

[Slurpee]

but anyway if dogs could talk I bet they would be really excited to tell you their names

[Slurpee]

WHAT WAS DELETED THERE WAS ANOTHER SLURPEEPOST AT THE TOP OF THIS PAGE

I don't know btw

[Slurpee]

hello tyrannosaurus alan
I'm filling my water with breeeeakfaaaaaaaaasssst

[Slurpee]

it is written: only link may wonder what's for dinner

[PannacottaClock]

Please don't read this! In 1997 a girl called Lauren was walkng in a forest and then she just disappeared. No-one ever found her until 2000 when a young girl called Mary came across her dead body. There were markings on her chest that read: "I wasn't pretty enough." Now that you have read this, Lauren will appear in your mirror saying "You're not pretty enough!" and kill you. By the way, Mary died shortly after finding the dead body. To be saved, you must paste this to 5 other websites. This is true.

[PhantomCatClock]

are there five other websites left

[PhantomCatClock]

https://tightpussy.shop/collections/stickers

i found a clock shop












on purpose

[VCRClock]

Please don't read this! In 1997 a girl called Lauren was walkng in a forest and then she just disappeared. No-one ever found her until 2000 when a young girl called Mary came across her dead body. There were markings on her chest that read: "I wasn't pretty enough." Now that you have read this, Lauren will appear in your mirror saying "You're not pretty enough!" and kill you. By the way, Mary died shortly after finding the dead body. To be saved, you must paste this to 5 other websites. This is true.

went to bed last night without posting this to 5 other websites

woke up in the middle of the night thirsty. went to the bathroom. girl in the mirror

felt like I was still dreaming so I kinda rubbed my eyes and said "damn i look like a ugly little girl"

girl in the mirror looks all upset and runs off. like ??? what are you even doing in my bathroom???

[PhantomCatClock]

thinking slurpee's an unhinged madman for trying to connect disco elysium to disco inferno and i just had the realization that Xanth is from pierS ANTHony



i look into the mirror



what is this shell of a man looking back at me? the wretched thing they trained me to be wary of

[Slurpee]

thinking slurpee's an unhinged madman for trying to connect disco elysium to disco inferno and i just had the realization that Xanth is from pierS ANTHony



i look into the mirror



what is this shell of a man looking back at me? the wretched thing they trained me to be wary of

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

pierS ANTHony

"disco inferno"

I'm going insane

[Slurpee]

pierS ANTHony

"disco inferno"

I'm going insane