h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o

[Slurpee]

Episode III still sucks

I remember it as the most watchable of the prequels, but that bar's so low it has been stolen by the mole people

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I devised an easy way to remember the number of days in each month
the secret is they all have thirty-one, except for the five that don't, but one of those is february, and we all already know about february. so really to know the number of days in every month, you only have to memorize which ones have thirty

and that's just April and June... 'cept no

April | June | September | November
April | June | 'cept     | no.

alternatively, it may help to picture an ape named Sepno going to temple?

[PhantomCatClock]

there are five months of 73 days each

[PhantomCatClock]

hey, you guys like researching profoundly trivial conundrums

how many 90's cartoon shows had a episode where the gang all teams up together to try to beat a world record, fail over and over, and then a adult shows up and says "KIDS YOU DID IT YOU SET THE RECORD FOR MOST FAILED WORLD RECORD ATTEMPTS"

i feel like it was a pretty universal script at the time and i can REMEMBER two nickelodeon shows that did it, but i've always had this sort of reverse-deja vu feeling that there were more. (rocket power and hej arnold)

[PhantomCatClock]

i know the news hasn't dropped yet but on thursday: what are we going to do about the fucked up thing trump said this morning (but not THIS morning. thursday morning)

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I can't believe he said he wasn't reinstating the clock crew wikipedia article and in fact promised to personally alter the original united states constitution with a sharpie just to ban the article from ever being made again. clock day is still a federal holiday though that's something.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

DRAWINZ
https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/floundermanclock/assorted-april-floundermen
https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/floundermanclock/untitled-vegetable-illustration

[PhantomCatClock]

grats on 25% frontpage lifetime kdr

[Slurpee]

oh my god
"groggy" comes from "grog"

when you say you're groggy you're literally saying you're like a sleepy drunken sailor

[RobClock]

oh my god
"groggy" comes from "grog"

when you say you're groggy you're literally saying you're like a sleepy drunken sailor

Hot take but rum with water and a squirt of lime is delicious I understand why sailors were pissed when they cancelled the daily tot

[PannacottaClock]

I devised an easy way to remember the number of days in each month
the secret is they all have thirty-one, except for the five that don't, but one of those is february, and we all already know about february. so really to know the number of days in every month, you only have to memorize which ones have thirty

and that's just April and June... 'cept no

April | June | September | November
April | June | 'cept     | no.

alternatively, it may help to picture an ape named Sepno going to temple?

I have another way that's just as good and I use it all the time and I talk about it all the time if you look at your fists and look at the first Knuckle and consider that January, that's 31 days, then consider the gap between that knuckle and the next one February that has the lower amount of days

Every knuckle is 31 days and every gap is 30 or 28 and it works for June and July too because you have two knuckles in a row if they're all intact

You also likely have one extra knuckle and one extra gap which are used for unlockable secret months

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

wario master of diguise is that one wario game nobody remembers exists. apparently for good reason the core gameplay mechanic doesn't seem to work. good graphics though not outright perfection like wario land 4. I doubt I'll ever play it but this is a screenshot from the game.



I think I'm losing my mind

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lol

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michelle fuko

[Slurpee]

they got oreos right the first time. thin, double, mint... I do not hate them but something must be said I think for the normalcy of perfection, the mundanity

[PhantomCatClock]

I think the thins are better than originals but of the millions of things they tried, that's it

[PhantomCatClock]

[k9]

yknow even tho by the time i was old enough to need skype was already pretty dead, seeing it get turned into microsoft teams (a piece of software i have hated ever since 2020) makes me really wanna try and mod skype into being usable again

[Slurpee]

Tarsem Singh goes by the mononym Tarsem but if you say "Tarsem" the best you can hope for in response is "Tarsem Singh?" because while he's the only guy named Tarsem of any significance to the general public, he pretty much completely failed to get said general public onboard with just calling him Tarsem

[Slurpee]

successful mononyms: Madonna, Cher, Usher, Prince, Bono, Pink, Rihanna, Sting, Sting, Eminem, Elvis, Beyonce, Adele, Shakira, Selena, Zendaya, Liberace, Drake, Morrissey, Lorde, Fergie, Pele, Charo, Chyna, Teller, Bjork, Nas, Fabio, Twiggy, Xzibit, Moby, Flea, Aaliyah, Divine, Coolio, Ashanti, Banksy, Ciara, Sade, Vanity, Sinbad, Seal, Nelly, Monique, Kesha, Donovan, Beck

borderline: Tiffany, Penn, Sting