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Losperman

Quote from: Slurpee on December 07, 2025, 01:39:17 AMr.i.p.

I replaced my old logitech g500s with a razer™ DEATHADDER v2 a while ago and it seems to have added like 5 minutes to Windows' start-up time and makes me cry

What the hell? That would drive me mad.
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PhantomCatClock

I've used a G600 and moved heaven and earth to keep using it since like 2005. They DO NOT LAST more than a couple years, but I'd always get another. New ones were like $20, $25 on Amazon and Best Buy a few years back, so I stocked up, but eventually ran out. It's like $300 on Amazon now, but when my penultimate one died, I caught it for like $80 there and it



is not the same mouse. Braided cable replaced for a very shitty, sticky plastic coated one, the buttons feel abysmal (abysmal), different logo, different plastic, different texture blast. cringe, will get a razr whatever when this one dies, sure.

Call it the G601 or something you shitsuckers

Losperman

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on December 07, 2025, 05:55:37 PMI've used a G600 and moved heaven and earth to keep using it since like 2005. They DO NOT LAST more than a couple years, but I'd always get another. New ones were like $20, $25 on Amazon and Best Buy a few years back, so I stocked up, but eventually ran out. It's like $300 on Amazon now, but when my penultimate one died, I caught it for like $80 there and it



is not the same mouse. Braided cable replaced for a very shitty, sticky plastic coated one, the buttons feel abysmal (abysmal), different logo, different plastic, different texture blast. cringe, will get a razr whatever when this one dies, sure.

Call it the G601 or something you shitsuckers

I feel so validated. I bought the "successor" to the M590 for my work laptop and it feels like crap. Texture is wrong, shape is wrong, plastic feels cheaper, click feels worse. Bleh.
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Slurpee

Quote from: Slurpee on July 15, 2024, 12:46:49 PMthe guy in the white suit from the anime sequence in kill bill
the only added sequence in the new cut is to give closure to this character lol

Slurpee

I have been transferred to the universe where "woebegotten" is spelled "woebegone"

this one doesn't even make sense. "woe begone"? that would be an imperative for banishing woe. it's not even an adjective. we don't call being afraid "fuck off, fear!"

it's clearly woebegotten. like misbegotten or ill-begotten, something that's so miserable it's as if it were birthed of woe itself

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Slurpee

why did people think they were gonna announce half-life 3 at the game awards lol

PhantomCatClock

something something, new valve vr headset, last valve game was a half-life vr tech demo. It felt flimsy but the one person i heard talking about it was optimistic

Slurpee

these people don't understand court intrigue. the game awards are where you announce that the new battlefield game will have master shake dlc. geoff will get his flowers some day but last night he was still the dorito pope and tomorrow he will be the dorito pope yet still

PhantomCatClock

not to start a flame war, i know tensions are high and this is a emotional discourse, but more like the lame awards

PannacottaClock

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on December 12, 2025, 04:58:33 PMnot to start a flame war, i know tensions are high and this is a emotional discourse, but more like the lame awards

not cool man. my brother fought in there
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VCRClock

I have a Microsoft Optical Mouse in my desk drawer. should I upgrade
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

Losperman

Quote from: VCRClock on December 16, 2025, 12:49:12 AMI have a Microsoft Optical Mouse in my desk drawer. should I upgrade

Prolly not.
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PhantomCatClock

yeah they're forcing ai in all their mouses now

PhantomCatClock

I understand "remarkable" is an authentic compliment/turn of phrase to denote surprise, but I feel like it has potential to be backhanded. "This is notable enough to be remarked on--and I did, with a single word. This concludes our transaction on your achievement/news."

I'd say "splendid" but recently stopped believing in splendism

BlueBasketBall-Clock

Quote from: VCRClock on December 16, 2025, 12:49:12 AMI have a Microsoft Optical Mouse in my desk drawer. should I upgrade
, If you want, lol
You can also call me triple b clock


Slurpee

Quote from: VCRClock on December 16, 2025, 12:49:12 AMI have a Microsoft Optical Mouse in my desk drawer. should I upgrade
yeah I'd keep it in a safe or maybe an ornate box

PhantomCatClock

do you think Gorillaz was pronounced like "gorillas" this whole time, instead?

Losperman

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on December 20, 2025, 12:29:56 AMdo you think Gorillaz was pronounced like "gorillas" this whole time, instead?

I think it's pronounced Gorillaz duh
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