h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o

[VCRClock]

I don't shoot fireworks, but if I did I wouldn't do it in an area surrounded by other people's apartments because I am a quiet gorilla

however, some fuckin nerd has put up unattributed flyers in the neighborhood reminding people that shooting fireworks in city limits is illegal blah blah blah, and that is fuckin nerd shit

like I'm sorry you live in the same neighborhood as a bunch of other people who can't afford to live in a nicer neighborhood but CAN afford fireworks, but it comes with the territory. if the fireworks are scaring your dog get into b2b sales like everyone else

[JellyClock]

fireworks are like cigarettes, they're one use, disposable, a fire hazard, and greatly appreciated by the working class.

you'll have to pull this firework from my cold dead hand, partially because it has fused to my hand.

i went to school with this idiot kid-- someone threw a firework at him out of a car, so he picked it up to throw it back. on the pull back of the throw it exploded and he lost two fingers.

[PhantomCatClock]

it's typically frowned upon to throw fireworks at idiot kids for that very reason

[Slurpee]

I got a SuperNote for Christmas and it felt so indulgent to ask for at its ludicrous $500+ price point, for what's basically "an ipad that does less" but I love it so much, I'm so happy 🥹

it feels amazing to use and just looks so cool, e-ink really does just look like a magical piece of paper,  but it also feels lower-stakes somehow. I'm a lot more comfortable just doodling and not fearing the blank canvas and like overwhelming myself with the idea that whatever I make has to be "good",is's jus' me doodlin' on my supernote
and it's great for my bullshit adhd brain because there's no bells & whistles, no internet, when I sit down with it I don't have THE WORLD'S MOST PERFECT DISTRACTION MACHINE constantly hovering over my shoulder

but it's really hard to recommend because lol $500

[PhantomCatClock]

ah fuck

[Slurpee]

was that an "aw fuck, the supernote is $500" or an "aw fuck, we just invaded venezuela"?

[RobClock]

2026 means it's 19 years since I joined the clock crew my back hurts

[PhantomCatClock]

venezuela. honestly after a review like that i'd pay even $501 for a superbnote

[VCRClock]

it's about oil for the smart illuminati ghouls. for trump it's more about naming the 51st state after himself

[PhantomCatClock]

I'm shocked there wasn't a lie to justify it. like, i watched what was definitely a cherry-picked clip that amounted to 1% of the press release (for some strange reason i can't bring myself to watch the whole thing at the present time) but he just says he's sending in the oil companies to "fix their infrastructure" and it sure sounds like that was the only impetus

there was a squadron of bombers flying in formation and the guy who ordered it didn't bother making up an excuse to steal a country for money

[Slurpee]

probably because the real goal is to keep attention off the epstein files lol

[VCRClock]

"we're gonna fix their infrastructure real quick" - country with millions of abandoned leaking oil wells

[PhantomCatClock]

I was reading about Ethopian literature (it's Christmas there) and




i don't actually remember the rabbit hole, but here:

[PhantomCatClock]

found my new porn name

[Slurpee]

I forget what I was going to say

[Slurpee]

found my new porn name

lol

[Slurpee]

TIL limes turn yellow if you leave them on the tree. wtf

[PhantomCatClock]

the lime juice chemically cooks the lime, like ceviche

[Slurpee]

it's been 10 years

[VCRClock]

wake up babe it's 2010. cory's still in the House, nature valley peanut butter boppers are still banned under state and federal law, and the Japanese have just dropped another remix of that one Werther's Original commercial