gary brolsma tank n spank

[PhantomCatClock]

my neighbor toronto

starring upstate new york

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starring upstate new york

really? well I'm from Utica, and I've never heard the phrase "cat bus"

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Resident Evil 4 (2005)

[RobClock]

Happy Good Friday friends

I've updated KaijuTurtle.com, with the assistance of my web developing girlfriend and was hoping for some feedback if any of you care to kill a few minutes flipping through pages

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it looks good

you should probably work on getting that demo reel together though

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mysterious video yout gave me

I dunno what it is but I want to play with it

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update: this is the most popular video on the creator's channel (>50k views)

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update: youtube has decided I like amateur japanese roboticist youtube and it might be right??

[RobClock]

it looks good

you should probably work on getting that demo reel together though

the old one is from 2022 so it kinda sucks

[PhantomCatClock]

why the fuck are you un-marking this as spam when it was a filter that I MADE that moved it to spam, Thunderbird, you piece of shit

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the old one is from 2022 so it kinda sucks

that means you're getting better so fast that compared to now the you of four years ago sucks

[JooceClock]

plumpus wompus this fungi

[PannacottaClock]

I remembered another good finnish idiom that is worth remembering, perhaps you have a domestic version of this too:

"you can get used to anything except an icicle in the ass and even that will melt"

[PhantomCatClock]

Ordered a bunch of Archie comics AND A SHIRT in Feb. The shirt shipped instantly!


...at the five week mark, I sent an e-mail to their service asking about the comics.

Three weeks after that, I responded to my own email with just "Hello?" and finally got an answer. They ("Betty Cooper" ooh aah) said it was a mistake with their system, but it's getting shipped right away.

TODAY I finally got a shipment notification! For.. most of the comics.



Calling the shot: if I have to ask about the rest of the order I am going to flip my electron

[VCRClock]

TODAY I finally got a shipment notification! For.. most of the comics.

Fuckin' Reggie.

[VCRClock]

I keep having to replace the icicle

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you will have to fight a snake but you don't know what kind it will be beforehand, you just know it will be a snake. could be a little garter snake, could be a cobra, could be an anaconda, it will be in an oval-shaped arena approximately the size of a basketball court surrounded by plain, unadorned walls, the floor like a tennis court. you will get a weapon capable of safely defeating the snake but you don't know if you'll know how to use it- it could be a machete, could one of those hooks professional snake handlers use and a bucket, could be a Mulan cannon, could be an f-22 fighter jet, you don't know. you ask your best friend for advice, but he's in a bathhouse full of beautiful women and refuses to leave. he listens carefully to your predicament. he makes an ambivalent motion with his head and shoulders that for some reason you associate with elderly jewish men and waves his wrist. you're not sure what he means by this. "good news!" he announces, "all of you will be leaving here pregnant." the women cheer.

[PhantomCatClock]

when you enter the arena, there are HUNDREDS of snakes, all grouped up in small numbers, mostly pairs. It's clear they're simply socializing. None of the snakes are facing you when you enter, and instead are looking up at a huge cloth sheet, practically a ship's sail, with this symbol embroidered on it in a striking black thread:

干

It's an easy one and you know you know it, but you can't seem to remember.

"What is that character?" you ask.

"It's the kanji for 'hisssssssssss'" a snake answers, still not looking at you.

"There is no kanji for hiss," you say, without thinking.

Every snake in the arena turns to stare at you. None of them seem angry, but there's an annoyed sort of pity in their eyes. You wake up in a cold sweat. Trump isn't dead yet.

[PhantomCatClock]

the shit of faeceus

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lol