Hey guys

[Maltese]

i gave you rights to emulate me!

you actually signed a contract to that effect over to me

I also have your power of attorney

[Kaijuclock]

you actually signed a contract to that effect over to me

I also have your power of attorney

this is what happens when i drink?


shit, who knows what else ive done!

[Maltese]

this is what happens when i drink?


shit, who knows what else ive done!

This is your son.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

this is what happens when i drink?


shit, who knows what else ive done!

Well apparently I have the deed to your house and your left kidney. I'd transplant it but I already have five of them now. Also, we may or may not have matching Hannah Montana tattoos.

[Kaijuclock]

succumbing to sodomy, getting a crappy tattoo, joining the clock crew, marrying a women, etc.

oh shit, the man finally makes a valid point!

[SilverClock]

Your all faggots compared to me.

[Maltese]

Your all faggots compared to me.

is that why you force me to succomb to your cruel sexual advances.

[SilverClock]

is that why you force me to succomb to your cruel sexual advances.

That's a funny way of saying rape.

[Slurpee]

That's a funny way of saying rape.

well, maltese is a funny type of guy

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Silver, we can't exactly live up to your expectations. You set the bar unreasonably high with your Sniggleboots shenanigans.

[Maltese]

That's a funny way of saying rape.

I'M SORRY MASTER

[CandleJack]

its inhumane to the point of arousal

[Roman Collar Clock]

cadillac-chan  flounderman-kun

Best part of the story

[Roman Collar Clock]

If I may interject for a moment, I was, for awhile, under the impression that everybody in the Clock Crew hated me.  Then I realized that everybody in the Clock Crew hates everybody in the Clock Crew.  The only difference with me is that I'm on more peoples' ignore lists.

[CandleJack]

XD why do i love this crew so much oh yea no one here is not entertaining!

[Maltese]

If I may interject for a moment, I was, for awhile, under the impression that everybody in the Clock Crew hated me.  Then I realized that everybody in the Clock Crew hates everybody in the Clock Crew.  The only difference with me is that I'm on more peoples' ignore lists.

yep that's pretty accurate

we're only here because we're also all masochists

on a related note

NOT AGAIN SILVER, NOT AGAIN

[CandleJack]

If I may interject for a moment, I was, for awhile, under the impression that everybody in the Clock Crew hated me.  Then I realized that everybody in the Clock Crew hates everybody in the Clock Crew.  The only difference with me is that I'm on more peoples' ignore lists.

I <3 you roman.  

like a gay man loves vagina  *hug*

[SilverClock]

well, maltese is a funny type of guy

In more ways than one.

Silver, we can't exactly live up to your expectations. You set the bar unreasonably high with your Sniggleboots shenanigans.

Ya just gotta let a playa play.

I'M SORRY MASTER

g'tha fuck outta my face, bitch.

[Slurpee]

If I may interject for a moment, I was, for awhile, under the impression that everybody in the Clock Crew hated me.  Then I realized that everybody in the Clock Crew hates everybody in the Clock Crew.  The only difference with me is that I'm on more peoples' ignore lists.

Well, with everybody else, we're usually kidding, though.

[buttplug]

Hey you guys remember the time Airpump told us he used a bike pump on his own ass and then started having horrible gastronomic problems?


Because I do.