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AirPumpClock

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screwdriver_clock

Quote from: AirPumpClock;1534830What's happening here
..!! Oh shi-

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

The anime and drugs forums were removed because "dey wer ghey". And people saw glowsticks in horrible places.

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Thought you might have exploded or something.
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RomanClock

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AirPumpClock

Quote from: FlounderwomanClock;1534833The anime and drugs forums were removed because "dey wer ghey". And people saw glowsticks in horrible places.

Well, the anime and drug forums did suck.

Slurpee

Quote from: AirPumpClock;1535486Well, the anime and drug forums did suck.

I don't remember if I liked you, but I do now. :hi5:

Weather Balloon


AirPumpClock

Quote from: Slurpee;1535494I don't remember if I liked you, but I do now. :hi5:

woot :hi5:

Quote from: Weather Balloon;1535496Hey.

hey balloon

Also, I'm glad someone decided to make the spam forum look decent, instead of that rainbow flashy shit.

AirPumpClock

Quote from: Insane Cultist #5;1534835Oh kewl I was wondering if you where still around. Lawl I'm sure Caddy will be happy :P

Quote from: FlounderwomanClock;1534833The anime and drugs forums were removed because "dey wer ghey". And people saw glowsticks in horrible places.

Quote from: Matt;1534832..!! Oh shi-

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Quote from: RomanClock;1534858hi

Also, hey RadioTube, Flounderman, Screwy, Gir, and Roman.

Silly Putty Clock

Quote from: FlounderwomanClock;1534833And people saw glowsticks in horrible places.

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AirPumpClock

Quote from: CadillacClock;1535543Why did it get deleted? There was nothing wrong with it, I was making art for people, it was even over 100 posts, yet POOF, it's gone. What happened? Can I remake the thread?

It was a popular pokemon battle arena thread. I had tons of people queued up who wanted to be drawn. I don't care that other ones on the topic got deleted, I just don't get why that one was. There was nothing wrong with it! Now I don't even know who I was going to draw, because the thread is gone and that's the only things that had the list. I'm pissed off. I didn't break a single rule or policy with that thread, and I didn't go rambling on about my fetish in that thread. So I would like to know WHY that thread is gone, which I worked my ass off to get going

K. That would be cool.

To be honest, it's more to fun to make them pregnant, even from a non-fetish perspective, since you can use all sorts of witty humor in the drawings.

Nevertheless, since the clock crew is becoming very unaccepting of pregnant women (due to my overflagrancy about my fetish and whatnot), I'm going to have to settle with something more dull. Regular women. :/

And to be honest, I didn't know I was making anyone uncomfortable. I just enjoy talking about preggos and stuff, not necessarily in the erotic sense. Plus I thought humanizing the characters would be more fun, since it's out of the ordinary. Plus, mpreg comes across to me as gay anyways.

No, I think the CC should be more tolerant of the fact that some people find drawing humanoids, both male and female, more enjoyable than a fruit with a clock on it. Even if it is pregnant. If Lars decided to make a "I'll draw you as shitting dick nipples" thread, I'd do it and not feel a bit awkward. It's fun, it's unique, and it's not the same old clock.

And another thing, considering a large majority of the CC isn't much older than me, or younger, that means you're likely in high school. Furthermore, that means you've likely never met someone who has a fetish and is proud of it. Learn to accept people for who they are. If I can't talk about pregnant women, neither should anyone be able to talk about penises, vaginas, masturbation, sex, or anything even remotely sexual. People have fetishes, get over it.

EDIT: OK, so you're 19. Still, you haven't likely met a variety of people yet, being early in college. Neither have I, other than myself. Still...

 Originally Posted by RadioTubeClock
Airpump, I think that the problem really is that you mention it in almost every post you make.


True. I have to admit that. I just wasn't sure whether or not fetishes were a commonplace thing or not. Go on places like DeviantArt and people are like "bring the torches! kill the inflationists!". On the other hand, you get places like the expansion mansion where people are like "post 'ew gross' in a bbw thread an we ban you, maybe perma". I just thought my fetish would make me stand out and was entertaining. I mean, people think the fact that I like pregnant women is gross and creepy in real life. Of course, they've never seen shitting dick nipples or dracula penis. And to be honest, I had no clue there even were fetish clubs before a couple days ago, when my little sister saw something on Dr. Phil about some guy who liked fat chicks. Naturally, being 13, she was all like "DUDE ON DR PHIL 2DAY OMG THERE WAS THIS GUY AND ALL THESE LIKE FAT FAT WOMEN POLEDANCING OMG!!!!!!1111" Sadly, I am an attention whore by nature, and in my real life fetishes practically don't exist outside of myself. Otherwise though, I must agree with RadioTube and Pink Elephant. I don't see why that particular thread was deleted other than the fact that whoever deleted it felt awkward about fetishes. Sure, I can understand why the "I'd hit it" threads and such went down the drain, they were shit. The Pokemon Battle Arena one though, it was quite successful, and now a waste of my time since the time I spent getting it all together and drawing the pictures was wasted. Sheesh.

FETISHPHOBE

http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?p=687126 for revival

I hate to admit it, but I had an erection when I read this article:



http://au.todaytonight.yahoo.com/art...es-pain-shared

And no, she's not pregnant. And she's a bit old. That's actually pretty sad, but as most of the Clock Crew is male, you would understand that it's hard to not have an erection at will.

Really not sure. But I think it might have had something to do with two particular books I read when I was little, which taught me about sex very early on. One had a lot of cartoon drawings of pregnant women, the other had a picture of a pregnant woman in a leotard getting bigger and bigger. Before I realized that I was having erections, I was afraid of pregnant women. For some reason, I was also completely opposed to sex at that time, and actually turned away from commercials with women in skimpy clothes.

But yeah, I think it was those sciency children's books with the preggers.

EDIT: And I think the belly inflation thing came from the progressive display of the pregnancy in that one book. I find it hotter when there's the concept of a woman expanding from normal to her large size (oh shit I'm getting a boner again, think of old ugly women) as opposed to just pregnant/inflated.

WHY MUST YOU RAPE MY MIND WITH MY HORRIBLE FAGGOTY PAST GAAAAAAAAAAAH

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK




"No, but we musn't! What will everyone else say if we're caught!"

"It doesnt matter. Ours is a love that cannot be denied"

CadillacClock had been waiting for nearly a year for this moment. Ever since the first day she laid eyes on Flounderman. But they were from two different social classes, they would be expelled from society if they were ever even seen together. Every time she had to say "you faggot, you disgusting pile of human trash" to appease his peers, he was really saying. "I love you".

"uh, my OCHINCHIN, please stop"

But cadillac-chan did not stop, and secretly, flounderman-kun didnt want her to. Her hands were finely tuned instruments of perversion, manipulating his OCHINCHIN to just the point before climax, keeping it there. And then, delicately removing her lucky star print panties, she mounted him. Slowly letting his penis enter her, and suddenly going all the way in with a gasp on Flounderman's part.

For three months this went on, meeting in secret, their passion closely guarded from the rest of the school. Communicating in coded text messages inbetween meetings. Whispering sweet nothings to each other when they cross paths. Swearing that they would always be together. But it was never meant to be.

Cadillac-chan had cleanup duty for her homeroom one faithful friday afternoon, walking into room 101, what she saw broke her fragile heart.

Flounderman-kun was taking Triangle-sempai from behind, fist completely lodged in triangle's anus, triple headed OCHINCHIN thrusting madly into her tight vagina.

"HOW COULD YOU FLOUNDERMAN, I LOVED YOU"

Flounderman's face went blue, he slowly turned around and met the eyes of his love, he saw through her eyes into her soul, broken and alone. before he could utter a word she was gone, he quickly clothed himself and ran out the door, but he never found her.

***
and that my friends, is why we fight so much. I'm sorry cadillac I really am, I never meant to spurn your love, to betray your trust, and worst of all, to break your heart. And while you may never forgive me, as I don't deserve it, you will always be in mine.

-Flounderman

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Cadillac hacked into my account and wrote this. I'll have you know that was NOT how it happened. She said we were in an open relationship and I could do what I wanted.

AirPumpClock

Quote from: CadillacClock;1535564That's who you was.

maggot

Topcatyo


FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: CadillacClock;1535564Hey, I was pointing out why Air Pump was and will always be a shit poster. You're just emphasizing on the fact that you are too.

Don't you try to worm your way out of this you lying slut, the rest of the school considered me an insensitive cheating scumbag for weeks because of your story.

TequilaClock

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AirPumpClock

Quote from: CadillacClock;1535579I figured you out, Flounderman. You can't handle these normal conversations or seeing someones perverse nature come out without hopping on the bandwagon. You're exactly like Air Pump.

You do it for the attention.

HEY LOOK AT ME IM A SATAN WANNABE OLO LOOK AT ME ACCUSE PEOPLE MUHEHEHEHE

Quote from: Topcatyo;1535569Hey Airpump :)

hey topcat :)