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INoodleClock

March 06, 2009, 04:37:48 AM
So I meet this chick for drinks, I buy dinner, we then go back to mine to drink off some vodka. 3/4 of the way through the bottle; things are getting good..

..then..

..she remembers that her cat died last week and starts crying.

Then promptly goes home.

Lolwtfwomen, 'sup Clock Crew. :D

splatter

#1
March 06, 2009, 04:41:05 AM
psh women
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splatter

#2
March 06, 2009, 04:41:38 AM
also everyone is pretty much dead or sleeping right now
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INoodleClock

#3
March 06, 2009, 04:41:46 AM
The cat had three legs.

Fireman

#4
March 06, 2009, 04:41:54 AM
but was there 5 hours of intense frenching?

splatter

#5
March 06, 2009, 04:42:40 AM
Quote from: INoodle;1535787The cat had three legs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4m6NPG43sM&feature=related
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SilverClock

#6
March 06, 2009, 04:44:10 AM
Intense frenching I'm guessing?
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INoodleClock

#7
March 06, 2009, 04:52:39 AM
Quote from: FIREMAN;1535788but was there 5 hours of intense frenching?

There was.



That two-legged kitten is cute as fuck, it could be a Quake NPC. More fun things for ze hang-over please. Also how do you change image sizes?

splatter

#9
March 06, 2009, 04:55:03 AM
that boy needs therapy
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SpongeClock SquarePants

#10
March 06, 2009, 05:04:58 AM
have sex before taking girls to dinner. problems solved.

INoodleClock

#11
March 06, 2009, 05:07:05 AM
Psychosematics.



Quote from: SCSP;1535796have sex before taking girls to dinner. problems solved.

The lesson learnt is simply not to host conversations with women. In future nothing more than "get in me wheel-barrow ya cheeky vixon" will be said.

Kodiakclock

#12
March 07, 2009, 02:14:59 PM
Quote from: SilverClock;1535790Intense frenching I'm guessing?
Silverclock: Intense frenching
Quote from: YoYoClock;1903849
KodiakClock - Super Butt

Safe___Clock

#13
March 07, 2009, 02:19:37 PM
The cat was just an excuse!!

CaramelAppleClock

#14
March 07, 2009, 03:36:48 PM
Quote from: COWBOY FRESH;1536846Silverclock: Intense frenching
more like
BlueZombieClock: Intense frenching

CandleJack

#15
March 07, 2009, 03:38:56 PM
she blue balled the fuck out of you. and played you for free food and booze.
Quote from: Abe Frohman;1545716Clockcrew is like a high school. There\'s a seniority and popularity based pecking order, there\'s clicks, bullies, hall monitors, deans, people you\'ve never heard of, people who you\'ve heard of but don\'t know well, people you know and think are good people, and your friends.

Kodiakclock

#16
March 08, 2009, 11:11:29 AM
Quote from: Chairface Chippendale;1536913more like
BlueZombieClock: Intense frenching
no my joke was funny because silverclock is french
Quote from: YoYoClock;1903849
KodiakClock - Super Butt

PirateClock

#17
March 08, 2009, 11:16:01 AM
Quote from: COWBOY FRESH;1537641no my joke was funny because silverclock is french

No your joke was stupid because you didn't get the reference.
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DWARFINATORclock

#18
March 08, 2009, 11:19:29 AM
Quote from: Bob, Agent of HYDRA;1537642No your joke was stupid because you didn't get the reference.

Plus BlueZombie speaks French.

Mashed Potato Johnson

#19
March 08, 2009, 11:23:52 AM
Yes but you're missing a nipple...
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