Porn industry question

DNAClock · March 23, 2009, 03:22:04 PM

Soz, I've been thinking what I want to do after I finish med school and, well, while I want to be a cardiologist or a specialist in infectious diseases there's been a couple of ideas flying around my head for a while.

Have you ever heard of a doctor that exclusively dedicates his time and knowledge for porn? You know, it could be a great profession! Who handles all those bleedings on the filming set? Who treats all those cases of prolapse? Who screens the actors for diseases and gives them advices on health? What if one of the girls in the movie can't lubricate? What if somebody needs to give CPR ? There's a lot of specialists involved but not just ONE. There should be just ONE doc, only one handling all those problems, ladies and gentleman, that guy, will be ME!

So, I want to be a porn doctor, yeah I just made that up, and I think this has a lot of future. Have any of you guys heard something about that?

RomanClock · March 23, 2009, 03:29:53 PM

Sounds like a stupid job only a teenager could think up.

GearBoxClock · March 23, 2009, 03:31:10 PM

Could be very lucrative, but still, most porn companies wouldn't want to pay for the services

PirateClock · March 23, 2009, 03:31:37 PM

While we are making up jobs, you should try to become the doctor for The Justice League or The Avengers instead.

DingleberryClock · March 23, 2009, 03:32:04 PM

apply at the free clinic

buttplug · March 23, 2009, 04:39:29 PM

Talk about overqualified

splatter · March 23, 2009, 04:48:34 PM

that sounds fucking awful

whats wrong with you

splatter · March 23, 2009, 04:48:47 PM

i thought this thread was about doing something awesome like starting a porn site

Slash · March 23, 2009, 04:48:56 PM

They'd need a psychologist stand-by at all times too

Slash · March 23, 2009, 04:50:21 PM

It'd be a porn psychologist.

A porn gravedigger and porn priest should be stand-by to, you kow in case someone dies

DingleberryClock · March 23, 2009, 04:58:44 PM

My porn site's gonna be way better than your coochie clinic.

Slash · March 23, 2009, 05:05:59 PM

Quote from: DingleberryClock;1545500My porn site's gonna be way better than your coochie clinic.

Pfff, don't come back crying when your whores die of untreated prolapses and you don't have anyone who can give them a honorable funeral.
If you wanted someone to cry out to you should've hired a porn psychologist.

RabidClock · March 23, 2009, 05:13:47 PM

Your clientele would be too small of a group to warrant a full time 'porn doctor'. Your best bet would be to have a small practice and then advertise good rates for porn companies that need to do STD checks and what not.

SchnozzberryClock · March 23, 2009, 05:20:59 PM

Clockcrew.cc: Where dreams are crushed beneath a stampede of pessimism!

Nah, but really, this would never happen. I'm not sure if paramedics have ever been hired for porn studios, but if so, it would probably pay less than being a school nurse. Even if you're needed, it would be for all the nasty stuff. Sorry.

DingleberryClock · March 23, 2009, 05:23:14 PM

I'd be willing to bet they had medics on the set of Pirates

DNAClock · March 23, 2009, 05:46:43 PM

Quote from: RibsClock;1545471No actually that sounds awful. Unless prolapsed warty bleeding anuses is your thing.

They use KY Jelly?

Never. Gonna. Happen. Ever.

Well a prolapse mayb be an emergency and, really, after you've seen guys without something you can call a face because they got hit by a car a prolapse is really... meh.

Now KY jelly, no, there's better treatments for that stuff.

And thousands of people go into cardiac arrests every day, a lot of them during sex, so, yes it will happen.

DNAClock · March 23, 2009, 05:47:34 PM

Quote from: RomanClock;1545473Sounds like a stupid job only a teenager could think up.

I appreciate your opinion because I know you are a man with a very open mind, like marlinclock. Thank you, roman.

DNAClock · March 23, 2009, 05:50:09 PM

Quote from: PirateClock;1545478While we are making up jobs, you should try to become the doctor for The Justice League or The Avengers instead.

I applied, fuckers said I didn't had enought knowledge in "super soldier serum", "gamma rays" and nordic mithology, wtf is wrong with those fuckers?

DNAClock · March 23, 2009, 05:51:20 PM

Quote from: RabidClock;1545502Your clientele would be too small of a group to warrant a full time 'porn doctor'. Your best bet would be to have a small practice and then advertise good rates for porn companies that need to do STD checks and what not.

I think I can start like that and then grow bigger, like one day every porn studio will be paying me to check their hoes and shit.

DNAClock · March 23, 2009, 05:52:15 PM

Quote from: Shrum;1545506Clockcrew.cc: Where dreams are crushed beneath a stampede of pessimism!

fffff nope, dream is still there, intact

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