Omegle - The Internet At It

heineken · April 05, 2009, 07:24:42 AM

A friend of mine linked me here a few days ago. So far I've talked to an American History and Theology teacher from the U.S, a German junkie that was using a Starbucks wifi and found that site through stumbleupon and some guy who kept blabbering in a language that only showed up as ??????'s on my screen.

http://www.omegle.com/

salt · April 05, 2009, 07:27:49 AM

yeah i was linked to that not too long ago

pretty hilarious

Slurpee · April 05, 2009, 07:28:19 AM

Stranger: cauabanga
You: hello
Stranger: fine?
You: yes
Stranger: where r u from?
You: california
Stranger: awesome!
Stranger: m or f?
You: m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

salt · April 05, 2009, 07:31:37 AM

yeah so far it's just been people asking me a/s/l and me trying to be witty and fun but them just rejecting it ;-;

Slurpee · April 05, 2009, 07:38:37 AM

Stranger: oi
You: yes yes
Stranger: where r u from
You: california
Stranger: nice
Stranger: you are male or female?
You: male
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

this is fucking exhilarating

Mashed Potato Johnson · April 05, 2009, 07:38:46 AM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: 介你妈，有点无语
You: CHING CHONG
You: Sorry, I don't speak scribble.
Stranger: sorry
You: You should be.
Stranger: i am not happy in the day
You: Are you a Vampire?
Stranger: no
You: The don't worry, be happy.
Stranger: your joke is so cool
Stranger: and very cold
You: Thank you.
Stranger: what is your name?
You: Chair bottle
You: Oh my god
You: I just shit my opants aaha
Stranger: i'm jiajia xu you can call me laomi
You: I think I will call you NIP CHUNG POW
Stranger: how old are you ?
You: 20
Stranger: what's the meanning of "NIP CHUNG POW"
You: a fucking ricochet

heineken · April 05, 2009, 07:39:31 AM

I now have a 14 year old girl hitting on me. If I had proof she wasn't a 50 year old man I'd be masturbating right about now :>

Stranger: im btw younger, quite younger
You: How young are you?
Stranger: im not sure is it very young, but
Stranger: in two weeks 15
Stranger: shocked?
You: Not really
Stranger: goodd

Exclamation Mark · April 05, 2009, 07:56:38 AM

Quote from: Crucifix;1556967I now have a 14 year old girl hitting on me. If I had proof she wasn't a 50 year old man I'd be masturbating right about now :>

What

heineken · April 05, 2009, 07:58:00 AM

Quote from: Farseer Taldeer;1556969What

DNAClock · April 05, 2009, 08:06:34 AM

what a bunch of piece of shit, no one will fifen my movies :'(

Odo · April 05, 2009, 08:06:44 AM

Stranger: Heyy
You: Sup
Stranger: english?
You: no hablo englese
Stranger: Oh

Exclamation Mark · April 05, 2009, 08:10:50 AM

Quote from: Crucifix;1556970

So I guess you're into older women?

catclock · April 05, 2009, 08:13:33 AM

I just talked to a chantard who said that he "I just it a whole bottle of Coca Cola"

CaramelAppleClock · April 05, 2009, 08:21:48 AM

Quote from: Farseer Taldeer;1556973So I guess you're into older women?

or men, for that matter

salt · April 05, 2009, 08:22:47 AM

Stranger: whats your opinion on the financial crisis?
You: fucking capitalists
You: they should
You: die
You: right!?!?!?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EDIT:

Stranger: hey
You: hey bro
You: broster
You: where you bro-ing from?
You: bro
Stranger: your from nz aye
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: scum
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

what the fuck

SockpuppetClock · April 05, 2009, 08:45:01 AM

Anyone else think the majority of the people there are people trying to mess with the person they're talking with?

SpinningCubeClock · April 05, 2009, 08:49:24 AM

Quote from: SockpuppetClock;1556978Anyone else think the majority of the people there are people trying to mess with the person they're talking with?

Yes. This keeps popping up on /b/. There's hundreds of /b/tards constantly on Omegle. I'm guessing that EVERY conversation posted in this thread is a chantard.

Clocktopus · April 05, 2009, 08:57:31 AM

Stranger: hey im a guy
im gay
do you want to cyber?

You: teh

Stranger: yes?

You: I'm a girl

Stranger: ok

Stranger: do you still wanna cyber?

---

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey hey

Stranger: Hello

You: whats up

Stranger: Not a whole lot, what about you

You: ur wierd
You have disconnected.

SpinningCubeClock · April 05, 2009, 09:04:01 AM

You: clock crew?

Stranger: Reporting in!

You: :O

You: no wai

You: which one?

Stranger: the blue one?

Stranger:

You: blueclock no wai

Stranger: wai!

Stranger: u?

You: whens the void III coming out?

Stranger: there're still some issues to be dealt with...

You: fuck

You: what now?

Stranger: like a famous person used to state: "when it's done"

Stranger: sorry bro'

OcarinaClock · April 05, 2009, 09:18:30 AM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hai
Stranger: hello
You: how are youuuu?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: and you?
You: just great
Stranger: ok
You: Seem any good movies lately?
Stranger: yes
You: Ooooo which one
Stranger: the other boleyn girl
You: Yeah dude thats pretty gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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