Omegle - The Internet At It

[FishbagClock]

The last one made me lol

[PlateClock]

Hey fishbag, i came across you. You were giving me Lemonparty and i was like lolno.

[PlateClock]

You: Hey

Stranger: Hiya!
Jeez

Stranger: I've been looking for a person who capitalizes for like.. ten minutes now

You: Lol

You: Have you seen the new ummmm

You: Omegle?

Stranger: Eh?

You: It in like beta or shit

You: http://omeglebeta.on.nimp.org

You: Its pretty cool

Stranger: Is it oh-meggul or oh-meg-lee

Stranger: Sure

Stranger: Lemme try it

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[FishbagClock]

Hey fishbag, i came across you. You were giving me Lemonparty and i was like lolno.

You were the horny gay guy?

[EtchASketchClock]

You: Hey

Stranger: Hiya!
Jeez

Stranger: I've been looking for a person who capitalizes for like.. ten minutes now

You: Lol

You: Have you seen the new ummmm

You: Omegle?

Stranger: Eh?

You: It in like beta or shit

You: http://omeglebeta.on.nimp.org

You: Its pretty cool

Stranger: Is it oh-meggul or oh-meg-lee

Stranger: Sure

Stranger: Lemme try it

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[PlateClock]

You were the horny gay guy?

No, but i remember someone trying to give me lemonparty.



also



You: hi

Stranger: i'm sorry

Stranger: it's just too soon

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[TabascoClock]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: how are you?
Stranger: well
Stranger: that depends
Stranger: i need a girls opinion
Stranger: are you a girl
You: I'm just a sweet transversite, from transexual, transylvania!
Stranger: cool do you have webcam
You: what, oh no sir, I am a male, I was just reciting a song from the Rocky Horror Picture Show
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[TabascoClock]

This convo started angry and vulgar, then it became tender and romantic, then angry and vulgar again.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: JESUS CHRIST SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO MASTURBATE
Stranger: OH COOL
You: SHUT UP
Stranger: WANKER?
You: YOU'RE MAKING ME LOSE IT!
Stranger:
You: THAT GUY IS SO HOT!
Stranger: ye i am
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Stranger: i know
You: NO NOT YOU FUCK YOU!
Stranger: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
You: I'M MASTURBATING TO HOT GAYS
Stranger: FUUUUU
You: FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: MY DICK IS SO HAAARD RIGHT NOWWW
You: EEEEEEEEEEEW SHUT UP!
You: I'M MASTURBATING TO SOMETHING HOT!
Stranger: HAAAAAAAHAHA
Stranger: PUSSYYYU
Stranger: WETPUSSYYY
You: EEEEEEEEEEW
You: SHUT UP!
Stranger: TIGHTWETPUSSYYY
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
You: I LOST IT
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: AHAHAH
Stranger: U FUCKER HAHAHA WOWOWOWOW
You: YOU FUCKTY FUCK FUCK CUNT FUCK SHIT DOG CUNT FUCK DICK ASSHOLE FUCK ASS FUCK!
Stranger: ASS FUCK
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: WOO
You: NO ISAD FUCK ASS
You: NOT ASS FUCK
You: FUCK YOU!
Stranger: WOOO
Stranger: FUCK ME
You: NO
Stranger: FUCK ´ME
Stranger: FUCK MEEE
You: YOU DIDN'T ASK NICELY!
Stranger: IM SO COOL
Stranger: PLEASE FUCK ME?
You: NO!
Stranger: =)))))))))))))))))))
Stranger: DAMMMMMM
You: so you like girls ?
Stranger: ye
You: do I make you horny?
Stranger: yap =D
You: cool
You: I'm a guy
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUU
You: FUCK YOU!
Stranger: im a girl
Stranger:
You: oh
You: tits?
Stranger: tits or gtfo
Stranger: and ur a guy
Stranger: so gtfo
Stranger: =)
You: but what about your tits?
Stranger: ok
You: sweet
Stranger: http://discharges.org/r/tmnt.swf-WARNING FUCKING TMNT PORN, DON'T GO TO THAT SHIT!
Stranger: THEEER
You: HEROES IN A HALF SHELL!
You: TURTLE POWER!
Stranger: HHAHAHHHHH
Stranger: YA
Stranger: FUCKING TEH MASTER
You: TEH MASTER>
You: HE HAS A NAME YOU KNOW!
Stranger: LOL FUCK
You: I WAS GONNA MASTURBATE TO YOU BUT YOUR LACK OF TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES KNOWLEDGE MADE ME LOSE IT
You: FUCK YOU!
Stranger: HAHA
Stranger: FUUUUCK
Stranger: IM SO SORRY
Stranger: U LOST UR BONER?
You: IT'S OK
You: I WANT REAL TITS THOUGH
Stranger: SRY NO CAN DO
You: FUCK YOU!
Stranger: I DONT HAVE TITS
Stranger: IM
Stranger: A
Stranger: 50 YEARS OLD
Stranger: HAIRY GUY
Stranger: FROM NEW YORK
You: so? I'm a fifty year old hairy guy from new york but I have tits
Stranger: DAMN
Stranger: UR SO HOT
Stranger: I KNOW U ARE
You: SO NO MORE BITCHY EXCUSES
Stranger: YOUR BORING AS FUCK
Stranger: IM LEAVING
Stranger: BYE
You: YOUR BORING AS FUCKING SHIT
You: BITCH
You: CUNT
Stranger: FUCK
You: ASS FUCK ASS DICK SHIT
Stranger: YOU
Stranger: ASS FUCK
Stranger: EEOEOEOEO
You: FUCKYTY BUTTHOLE SHIT COCK FUCK
Stranger: penis?
You: yes
Stranger: pic?
Stranger: =)))))))))999999999999999999999999999999999999999
You: NO!
Stranger: HAHAHA
You: YOU LACK TURTLE POWER!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[TabascoClock]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRA
You: ah
You: I see
Stranger: ....
Stranger: your dead
You: no
Stranger: just to elt you know
You: your dad
Stranger: let*
Stranger: your momo
Stranger: mom*
You: my momo is not home
Stranger: well ..
neither is my dad
You: well neither is my dead
Stranger: why would your dead be home ? that makes no sense stranger.
You: I'm no stranger
You: it's me!
Stranger: mlia ?!
You: YEAH!
Stranger: i love you.
You: cool
Stranger: .....
you didnt say i love you back...
i no longer want to talk to you.
you are not a true MLIA-er .. you are probably a traitor and go on the infamous FML.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I don't know what happened, can someone explain?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: whats the most boring job you have ever had
Stranger: ?
You: well I never had a job
You: just hanging here in my basement with some cheerios and my computer
You: well my dad's basement to be exact
Stranger: haha how old are you
You: pftt
You: 14
You: 20
Stranger: haha
You: shut up, my mom said I'm special!
You: I'm just autistic!
Stranger: oh right me too
You: haha
You: assburger
Stranger: with fries
You: fries in your ass?
You: eeeeew
Stranger: eat your cheerios
Stranger: you will grow up big and strong
Stranger: but with terrible teeth
You: says the assburger
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: says the assburger
Stranger: you have aproblem with that?
You: yeah
You: you're an assburger
You: that's the problem
Stranger: you need to manage your anger a little better
Stranger: basement boy
You: says the assburger
You: ASSBURGER!
Stranger: with fries
You: in your ass
Stranger: thats right basement boy
Stranger: and ketchup
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[K3LTR0N]

You: HI IM K3LTR0N

Stranger: horny?

You: YES

Stranger: NICE!


Stranger: wanna fuck!

Stranger: ?

You: YES

Stranger: NICE!

You: YES

Stranger: anal?

You: YES

Stranger: NICE!

Stranger: FAST!?

You: YES

Stranger: OMG NICE!

Stranger: HARD?

You: YES

Stranger: NICE!

Stranger: HARDER!

You: YES

Stranger: NICE!

Stranger: pizza it's nice bye

You: YES

Stranger: NICE!

[Silly Putty Clock]

:wut:

[TabascoClock]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: if you be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal
You: I can call you Betty, and Betty when you call me you can call me Al
Stranger: ugly betty
Stranger: r u crazy?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Kids don't know anything about music these days.

[Poltergeist]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi, i have a wizard hat
You: Me too
Stranger: wow, really
You: It's on my boner
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I have a wizard hat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: I have a wizard hat
Stranger: cool
You: Can you guess were it is?
Stranger: in your closet
You: No
You: My boner
Stranger: im a dude you fag
You: What, don't you like wizards?
Stranger: id fuck your shit up you fuckin piece of shit
Stranger: dont try to be funny you fag
You: I think someone here is a wizard racist
Stranger: go back to play some world of warcraft
Stranger: addict
You: It's people like you that burnt witches
You: We try so hard to fight the ignorance
Stranger: its like people that you that sit all day at home and dont get a girl
Stranger: and try to get girls at the internet lmao
You: I can cast enchant to increase my charisma
Stranger: faggit
You: then everyone will like me
You: Even you
You: Touch the hat
Stranger: fuckin faggit kill yourself
You: I'm doing it
You: I'm casting enchant
Stranger: good
Stranger: go for it
You: Then you won't be able to resist touching the hat
You: I'm warning you
You: I'm ganna do it
You: I mean it
You: Heeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrreeeeeee I goooooooooooooooo
You: I'm serious
Stranger: i wouldnt ever in my life touch a boy get the fuck outta hear fag
You: You'll be singing a different tune in a minute boy
You: As soon as I finish this here spell
Stranger: go for it fag
You: you'll find it hard not to touch boys
You: Well, me
Stranger: im serious go fuckin kill yourself
Stranger: your life is boring
Stranger: your boring
Stranger: you suck dude
You: But the thing is, I feel a connection here, you know?
Stranger: WoW addict prolly
You: I don't think I need to cast enchant

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Stranger: boy 30. I can masturbate in camera in skype.
I can show all if you want and have microphone
You: I have a wizard hat
Stranger: I have skype
You: Also you sound more like a man to me
You: cool
Stranger: do you like naruto ?
You: I have a wizard hat
You: No
You: I don't
You: You faggot
Stranger: are you boy or girl
You: Guyess where my wizard hat is
You: I'll give you a clue:
You: My boner
Stranger: a boy?
Stranger: how old are you
You: Jesus Christ man have some shame
You have disconnected.



People don't like wizard hats these days

[AstronautClock]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: your not from 4chan are you
Stranger: nope
You: oh cool
Stranger: why
Stranger: no like chineee
You: because I want to to talk to clockcrew members
Stranger: clockcrew?
You: indeed
Stranger: pray tell
You: I'll link you to their website
Stranger: ok
You: http://www.clockcrew.cc/
Stranger: thank you
You: http://www.clockcrew.cc/
You: yeah ok
Stranger: will hold?
You: its a flash community
You: that makes small movies
You: what?
You: hold what?
You: oh I wont leave
Stranger: oh. its a most amazing site...
Stranger: but i have no idea what it is about
You: everyone is an object with a clock slapped onto it
You: and we make movies about that
Stranger: is it games?
You: its a community
You: that makes movies
You: and games
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i see
You: take a look at our forums
You: http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/forumdisplay.php?f=6
Stranger: and where are u based
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: where are u?
You: at home
You: in my chair
Stranger: amazing
Stranger: i would have never imagined!!
You: well you were a bit silly for asking
Stranger: will we get tickets to the opera if we join?
You: you can win money
You: we have events lol
You: if you make a good movie
You: you just missed clockday sadly
Stranger: oh
You: that was over at www.newgrounds.com
Stranger:
You: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1096378
You: I do think the prizes were weak this year
Stranger: so are you going around the net to promote thsi?
You: no lol
Stranger: this
Stranger: well what are doing here?
You: I'm just a member and you seemed interested
You: oh
You: some dude posted this website on the forums
You: and we troll people here
Stranger: oh im curious about a lot of stuff
You: for fun
You: and then we post the convo's
You: to our internet friends
Stranger: ok
You: and we will all laugh
Stranger: hope mine make it
Stranger: lol
You: nah
You: this is not funny
You: maybe I'll post it anyway
Stranger: i saw some at techcrunch
Stranger: funny
You: hehe
You: whats techcrunch?
Stranger: www.techcrunch.com
Stranger: some disscusion place
You: about technology ?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: compy geeks
You: ah
You: I'm more of a creative kind of person
Stranger: they were discussing Omegle
You: whats their view on Omegle so far?
Stranger: bully for you old chap!!
Stranger: hilarious
You: lol
You: yeah
Stranger: clashes of culture
Stranger: like me no chineee
Stranger: lol
You: chineee?
You: chinese?
Stranger: I am not Chinese
You: oh
Stranger: that scam
You: I'm also not a chinese
Stranger: well i never guessedYou: I'm causcasian
You: and listening to The Doors at the moment
Stranger: im an american indian
You: awesome
You: native american
Stranger: i like the doors
Stranger: yup
Stranger: big chief
You: sitting bull
Stranger: no
You: :P
Stranger: startled cow
You: I always liked native americans
You: sitting bull is a famous "indian"
Stranger: must be the feathers?
You: lol
Stranger: you like squaw?
You: whats that
Stranger: you like indian women
You: sure
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so you know now
Stranger: im half american indian
Stranger: and caucasian
You: awesome
Stranger: ok
You: I'm just caucasian
Stranger: ok white boy
Stranger: its cool
You: it sure is cool
Stranger: lol
Stranger: well let me troll for horny guys
You: haha
Stranger: get some dirty talk going
You: go for it
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: get their rocks off
Stranger: lol
Stranger: see ya
You: huh
You: ok bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

weirdest but also longest convo I ever had on omegle.

[AstronautClock]

You: THERE WERE MASSIVE EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE

You: NOWHERE TO HIDE

Stranger: AND EVERYONE DIED

You: IT WAS COLD AS ICE

You: OMG

You: ALL MY BUDDIES

You: THEY KILLED THEM

You: THOSE NAZI BASTARDS

Stranger: lol

You: WHERE ARE MY TEETH

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[TabascoClock]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: from?
Stranger: london
Stranger: u?
You: WE WON THE WAR!
You: HAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: lol
You: EAT IT
Stranger: which war?
You: THE ONE THAT GAVE US INDEPENDECE
You: I PLEDGE ALLIENGENCE TO THE FLAG WE GOT AFTER KICKING YOUR ASS
You: HAHAHAHA!
You: BOOOOOOM!
Stranger: go away
Stranger: yank
You: WE WON!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Aussie]

I did these on Friday. It took me a few times when I mentioned the CC, but I finally started a convo although it didn't go as I expected.
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello?
You: Turd Clock here.
You: Are you the guy who said he would meet me?
Stranger: Yess
You: Well I'd better start off..
You: I like Phil Donahue.
You: And when I see pictures of him
You: Some parts of my body start to rise.
Stranger: Like what parts?
You: Well, you know.
You: Hold on a moment, I have to stop master Strawberry from driving.
You: AFK.
You: B!
You: B B B B B B B B!
Stranger: Wowww
You: Can I drive?
Stranger: Yess
You: I want to drive!
You: B B B B B B B b B B b B
Stranger: It's soo funn
You: Oh sorry.
You: That was master Strawberry.
You: It's okay now.
You: I put on a Teletubbies DVD for him.
You: That will keep him entertained for hours.
Stranger: That's goood
You: Yes, it is.
You: This is the first day off I've had
You: In four months.
Stranger: Niceee
You: ASL?
You: Just for reference.
Stranger: 16. M. USA
You: Okay.
You: 48/Male/Clocktopia
Stranger: Yeahhh
You: You ever go to Newgrounds.com?
Stranger: That's coool
You: You should join the Clock Crew.
You: Tell them that Turd sent you.
Stranger: Nope, what is it?
You: It's a group of trolling flash animators who like to piss of Tom Fulp and the rest of Newgrounds by submitting shitty flash movies.
You: Go Google it.
You: I'll wait.
Stranger: Ohhh cool
You: Yes. Yes it is.
You: Now.
You: Where will we meet>
You: ?
You: Do you know the Atomic Bar?
You: My friend runs it.
Stranger: That's cool
You: Fucking hell.
You: Doesn't anything I've said piss you off?
You: Fucking hell.
You: Alright that's it.
Stranger: Nopee (:
You: I'm committing suicide.
You: My life has no purpose.
Stranger: My dad did that
You: THANKS A LOT YA BLOODY WANKER!
 
I felt guilty after that, but he was probably trolling me trolling him.
 
Stranger: buttsex?
You: Want to see my pussy?
Stranger: yesh!
You: uploading
Stranger: mmmmm feels good
You: http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/6710/unshavenpussy.png
You: Now GO FUCK YOURSELF!
 
This was the pic I sent him.
 

[Coolboyman]

Short but sweet.

Stranger: im looking for girls with hot pics
You: How about you go into the real world instead of wankn yer cock to people who are actually men.
You: Fuckin dumbshit.
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Stranger: Hi, i'm a 28 french guy
You: Oh cool, I love french fries.
You: I'm 23 from America.
Stranger: nice from where?
You: California
Stranger: nice :-)
Stranger: what's your name?
You: The name's Jason.
You: What's yours?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you are a guy?
You: Yeah.
You: I hope you're not just another person on for pussy from people pretending to be girls.  I just thought it would be cool if whe chatted for a bit and do nothing sexually related.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: My gender is male.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sinister Clock]

Stranger: m or f?
You: f
You: ebony princess ~~~ uguu
Stranger: what?
You: I'm black, nigga
Stranger: no prob...u r not black with heart
You: what?
Stranger: i mean it doesn't matter to me that u r black.
You: it doesn't matter to me either
You: are you saying that most people would have a problem with it
You: that being black is bad by most of society?
You: so bad that you have to explicitly state that you are not racist?
Stranger: earlier there was this feeling ...but not now
You: It's not my fault you're a racist nigga
Stranger: m not...u misundrstood me
You: fuck you
You: you dirty racist chink
You: you fuckin' cracker
You: dirty ¥¥¥¥¥¥
Stranger: u r a cheap person...go n abuse ur mom

[AstronautClock]

Stranger: m or f?
You: f
You: ebony princess ~~~ uguu
Stranger: what?
You: I'm black, nigga
Stranger: no prob...u r not black with heart
You: what?
Stranger: i mean it doesn't matter to me that u r black.
You: it doesn't matter to me either
You: are you saying that most people would have a problem with it
You: that being black is bad by most of society?
You: so bad that you have to explicitly state that you are not racist?
Stranger: earlier there was this feeling ...but not now
You: It's not my fault you're a racist nigga
Stranger: m not...u misundrstood me
You: fuck you
You: you dirty racist chink
You: you fuckin' cracker
You: dirty ¥¥¥¥¥¥
Stranger: u r a cheap person...go n abuse ur mom

ahahaha this one