The Swine Flu Thread

[OvenmittClock]

Swine flu is for pussies.

[TequilaClock]

right guys

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[heineken]

Netherlands are infected as well now.

[TequilaClock]

Holy shit the zombie thing is not a joke anymore!

http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm

Similar to a scare originally found in Cambodia back in 2005, victims of a new strain of the swine flu virus H1N1 have been reported in London.
    

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

I'll get my bat!

[Silly Putty Clock]

[Marlin Clock]

No one healthy has died in America yet. Why are things getting closed down?

[TremcladClock]

No one healthy has died in America yet. Why are things getting closed down?

go and roll around in some swine flu to prove to everyone that there's nothing to worry about

[Heliopios]

go and roll around in some swine flu to prove to everyone that there's nothing to worry about

"A fever more than 100 degrees Fahrenheit, coughing, joint aches and severe headaches are common symptoms of swine flu. Vomiting and diarrhea can also be present as well."


Because that sounds absolutely nothing like normal influenza.

[Marlin Clock]

I've had a 104.2 degree fever and vomiting. I think I've lived through a symptom equivalent of swine flu.

[Heliopios]

If I get my hands on a bunch of (pretty) Spanish men, I will.

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[TremcladClock]

"A fever more than 100 degrees Fahrenheit, coughing, joint aches and severe headaches are common symptoms of swine flu. Vomiting and diarrhea can also be present as well."


Because that sounds absolutely nothing like normal influenza.

Go intentionally infect yourself with influenza to prove there's no harm in spreading it.

[Heliopios]

Go intentionally infect yourself with influenza to prove there's no harm in spreading it.

Tell me where I said that spreading the flu doesn't affect anything.



Actually, nevermind that, I'll just go the route of calling you a fucking idiot.

[Topcatyo]

Holy shit the zombie thing is not a joke anymore!

http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm



I'll get my bat!

That's so fucking awesome.

[TremcladClock]

Tell me where I said that spreading the flu doesn't affect anything.



Actually, nevermind that, I'll just go the route of calling you a fucking idiot.

I wasn't making that claim. I legitimately want to see you infected with influenza.

[Heliopios]

I wasn't making that claim. I legitimately want to see you infected with influenza.

And I want to see God come down on his cloud and prove to me he exists. Shit's not gonna happen.

[Silly Putty Clock]

That's so fucking awesome.

It's a hoax.

[Topcatyo]

It's a hoax.

I figured.  It's a shame, really.

[TequilaClock]

Shit's not gonna happen.

Would be a wonderful irony.

[Silly Putty Clock]

I figured.  It's a shame, really.

I know. Even if it didn't spread, it would be really awesome just to be able to state as a fact that there are zombies in the world.

EDIT: Also, I had a dream a few nights ago in which I was surrounded by zombies and completely disarmed, but I didn't feel like having a nightmare, so they just turned out to be old people.

[F U Clock]

Zombism = rabies.

Think about it.