Important Scientific Discovery.

TheCheshireClock · May 17, 2009, 06:58:27 PM

Apparently Vampires don't exist.

Ya learn something new everyday, I guess.

Safe___Clock · May 17, 2009, 06:59:07 PM

nah

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · May 17, 2009, 09:56:12 PM

I have a friend who still thinks her best friend in california is a vampire. She's really not that bright.

TequilaClock · May 17, 2009, 09:58:48 PM

That's just what a vampire would write!

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · May 17, 2009, 10:10:43 PM

Quote from: Best Basketball Game EVER;1581486Why are you friends with this girl?

Errr, I have... reasons.

TequilaClock · May 17, 2009, 10:56:54 PM

Quote from: Best Basketball Game EVER;1581486Why are you friends with this girl?

Most probably underaged, duh.

BinaryClock · May 17, 2009, 11:03:56 PM

Research funded by the Maximegalon Institute of Slowly and Painfully Working Out the Surprisingly Obvious.

Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1581490Errr, I have... reasons.

Somehow you get creepier and creepier.

Heliopios · May 18, 2009, 12:56:48 AM

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1581591all of this would require one or more vampire specimens. and since they dont exist, you might as well try to calculate the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns

1:10

Steve · May 18, 2009, 02:55:20 AM

Sanguine Vampire.

SnakeClock · May 18, 2009, 10:27:19 AM

I'm so glad we've got people on this.

AstronautClock · May 18, 2009, 10:35:40 AM

what if a vampire is smart and farms people that he first would cut open with a knife adn then drink the blood from the wound...

Steve · May 18, 2009, 10:38:28 AM

Astronaut is giving personal experience there

HobboBear · May 18, 2009, 11:32:04 AM

Quote from: AstronautClock;1581744what if a vampire is smart and farms people that he first would cut open with a knife adn then drink the blood from the wound...

What would be th point of being a vampire that farms people if you don't exist

BunnyClock · May 18, 2009, 11:38:21 AM

What if they're cold blooded so they only have to eat a human every once in a while. OR WHAT IF THEY LIVE UNDERGROUND AND THE PEOPLE WE BURY GO DIRECTLY INTO THEIR OVENS

AstronautClock · May 18, 2009, 11:53:24 AM

Quote from: Oldrustybear;1581800What would be th point of being a vampire that farms people if you don't exist

those scientists dont know anything

AstronautClock · May 18, 2009, 11:53:33 AM

fucking scientists

peyoteclock · May 18, 2009, 11:56:17 AM

china feeds the vampires their chinese girl babies because as we all know the blood of an infant is the best.

Silly Putty Clock · May 18, 2009, 12:13:30 PM

Quote from: peyote;1581828china feeds the vampires their chinese girl babies because as we all know the blood of an infant is the best.

You mean the jumping vampires?

SnakeClock · May 18, 2009, 12:26:03 PM

What if they're like snakes and they only have to eat once a month or so?

Silly Putty Clock · May 18, 2009, 01:49:19 PM

Quote from: Atrus;1581851What if they're like snakes and they only have to eat once a month or so?

Said the guy who was named after snakes.

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