You wake up..

[F U Clock]

Prolly try and find a shotgun. Someone's gotta' have one.

[Silly Putty Clock]

Prolly try and find a shotgun. Someone's gotta' have one.

Why do you need a shotgun if there's no one left to shoot?

[SnakeClock]

Why do you need a shotgun if there's no one left to shoot?

Deer are quick.

[F U Clock]

Why do you need a shotgun if there's no one left to shoot?

Dude, like there aren't going to eventually be zombies.

[berimfuckyoubau]

get high. get drunk, get even higher, sleep. get even more high, get the highest, kill yourself.

[Pissed-on Clock]

I'd just wake up again.

[Silly Putty Clock]

Dude, like there aren't going to eventually be zombies.

Right. I forgot about the zombies. In that case, I'd try to arm myself as much as possible in the time before they make it to me, and I'd try to fortify an area for defense. I really should come up with a contingency plan for this scenario.

[salt]

i'd probably get naked and settle in someones house

i'd move into some room and lye on their bed with a laptop, piles of food etc. and just wait for them to come back. i'd wait years if i needed to

then when i hear someone coming back, i clean the room in a split second and pose naked on the bed, waiting for them to enter. by then i'd have gained heaps of weight due to just staying on that bed.

when they walk in i'll say
OPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[EtchASketchClock]

Scratch my first post.
I'll go to all of your houses, login to clockcrew.cc, and have conversations with myself.

[GodClock]

id do whatever, but i have to be naked

[SnakeClock]

get high. get drunk, get even higher, sleep. get even more high, get the highest, kill yourself.

Where are you going to get weed if there's no dealers around?

[LuxenbergClock]

Scratch my first post.
I'll go to all of your houses, login to clockcrew.cc, and have conversations with myself.

hahaha

[WiiClock]

for starters i'd get drunk and then start looking for houses containing cocaine.

i wouldn't get drunk first but i'd definitely start looking for drugs

[Silly Putty Clock]

i'd move into some room and lye on their bed

Just be careful not to spill any water!

EDIT: Also, you've gotta be more creative than that, Snake. I'm sure the dealers have somewhere that they keep their wares, and even if they carry them on their person, I'm sure there would be at least a few users with drugs at home. You'd just have to look for them. Of course, this could be a problem if you're squeamish about looting.

[Kombucha]

Loot

Move to the next town.

[DecepticonClock]

I would first go to the gran tourismo dealership up the street, pick out a luxury sports car. Ferrari, Lambo, Hummer. Whatever. Then I would raid a gun store just in case. Light and heavy arms. For drugs, that's easy, loot a few pharmacies. Oxy, percocets, Adderol (which feels like a 8 hour long coke high if you take a couple) tranquilizers etc etc. Then to a liquor store. Then after a few months to a year likely overdose purposefully out of boredom. Being alone forever sucks. No new music. No new games. No new foods. Eventually you'd be hunting. And eventually the sources for electricity would shut down unless you went and maintained them yourself.

[Silly Putty Clock]

Loot

Move to the next town.

-Loot
-Pillage
-Burn
-Repeat

Sounds like a good plan to me.

EDIT: @Decepticon: What's the point of a sportscar if the ladies are absent?

[Kombucha]

You can't really pillage because pillage means to take spoils by force, and you can't use force because no one is in your way. Also, unless you're the Trash Can Man, burning things is a dangerous and pointless endeavor.

[DecepticonClock]

EDIT: @Decepticon: What's the point of a sportscar if the ladies are absent?

For SPEED



KACHOW

[Kombucha]

Decepticon Clock's sports car is a Transformer.