japanese sewers (or whatever) are awe inspiring as fuck. this is old as shit but goddamn seriously.

[Slurpee]

stumbled across this in my bookmarks and I don't think we ever had a clock crew topic about it. so just in case any of you've never seen it


http://www.ktr.mlit.go.jp/edogawa/project/g-cans/frame_index.html
http://www.ktr.mlit.go.jp/edogawa/project/g-cans/intro/07photo/index.html

I guess this is some kind of tour thing?

makes me want to go on an adventure, or draw/write about people going on an adventure, or play half-life.

[TequilaClock]

Whew! All that poo...

[AnkhClock]

Holy Crap.
If nothing else, this should be made into a video game.

[TequilaClock]

Super Mario Bros.?

Half Life 2?

[Flounderpa]

makes me want to go adventuring in that place, maybe fight some rats and cockroaches

[Flounderpa]

This is japan you'll fight ninjas and kaiju.

FUCK YEAH

[SnakeClock]

Man, everything about Japan is epic, even their shit pipes.

It reminds me of that passage from Neil Gaiman's Neverwhere, where a character talks about the London sewer system:

Then Mr. Croup held his lamp up high, and he stared out at the place in which they stood.

"It is saddening to reflect," said Mr. Croup, "that there are folk walking the streets above who will never know the beauty of these sewers, Mister Vandemar. These red-brick cathedrals beneath their feet."

"Craftsmanship," agreed Mr. Vandemar.

They turned their backs on the brown water and made their way back into the tunnels.

"With cities, as with people, Mister Vandemar," said Mr. Croup, fastidiously, "the condition of the bowels is all-important."

[VCRClock]

That's pretty crazy, especially in comparison to some other sewers. This one clip from Dirty Jobs is what I'm thinking of.

[RomanClock]

This is japan you'll fight ninjas and kaiju.

[MSPaintClock]

i bet it smells like fish wrapped in poo wrapped in tin foil then put in a microwave than farted on

[Thor]

This is japan you'll fight ninjas and kaiju.

You'll fight all of them, but because it's japan you'll have to spend 20 hours grinding before you get the next set of enemies.

Once you kill enough ninjas and kaiju you fight the rats and cockroaches again but now they're tinted blue

[Solenoidclock]

Exploring stuff like this is a blast. I've gone through some of the tunnel systems around my home town and in Houston. I highly recommend bringing a spear if you explore this type of thing in Texas, there exist snapping turtles that weigh over fifty pounds and show not fear but blind ferocity. I encounter one about every six hours, which is about every other time, and if one is encountered in an area where you can only crouch then they can catch and overpower you easily.

[Odo]

You'll fight all of them, but because it's japan you'll have to spend 20 hours grinding before you get the next set of enemies.

Once you kill enough ninjas and kaiju you fight the rats and cockroaches again but now they're tinted blue

and they have a spike on their back or some shit

[Slurpee]

Exploring stuff like this is a blast. I've gone through some of the tunnel systems around my home town and in Houston. I highly recommend bringing a spear if you explore this type of thing in Texas, there exist snapping turtles that weigh over fifty pounds and show not fear but blind ferocity. I encounter one about every six hours, which is about every other time, and if one is encountered in an area where you can only crouch then they can catch and overpower you easily.

is this a serious post because that's hilarious, and rad.

[TwistClock]

Reminds me of Left 4 dead.

[Solenoidclock]

is this a serious post because that's hilarious, and rad.

I am totally serious. I just found an example.

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These will kill you, if you see one you need to leave fast because you cannot defend yourself with any weapon.

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Nine times out of ten it's one of these. These will chase you sometimes, but they can be fought off and generally you shouldn't need to worry about them.

This one time there was more than one of the latter type, and I guess I got close to their eggs or something because they just kept coming at me no matter what. They were like little ankle biting zombies. They never stopped hissing. I'd never seen another one so dedicated to pursuit since.

[Silly Putty Clock]

Those alligator snapping turtles are mean motherfuckers.

You'll fight all of them, but because it's japan you'll have to spend 20 hours grinding before you get the next set of enemies.

Once you kill enough ninjas and kaiju you fight the rats and cockroaches again but now they're tinted blue

Sigging this quote.

[mauserclock]

alligator snapping turtles are like old people of the sea

[Solenoidclock]

alligator snapping turtles are like old people of the sea

freshwater

[Steve]

Get your stuff, we're goin' lookin' fer sewer 'gators