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Roman Collar Clock · July 04, 2009, 09:15:28 AM

Let Wikipedia help!

NSFW
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio

Be sure to read about its ancient Egyptian origins.

QuoteEgyptologist David Lorton says that many ancient texts refer to autofellatio within the religion of Egypt, both in the realm of the gods and among the followers performing religious rituals.[2][3] According to Lorton, the sun god Ra was said to have created the god Shu and goddess Tefnut by fellating himself and spitting out his own semen onto the ground.

TruncheonClock · July 04, 2009, 09:22:41 AM

Nice thread

Steve · July 04, 2009, 09:31:07 AM

Hahaha.

Fireman · July 04, 2009, 09:35:43 AM

so it began with the egyptian gods now?
INTERESTING

Steve · July 04, 2009, 09:40:26 AM

Wait, wasn't Ra supposed to be a bird - like god or something?

Fireman · July 04, 2009, 09:44:31 AM

Quote from: Kobato Hanato;1611492Wait, wasn't Ra supposed to be a bird - like god or something?

so he pecked his pecker har har

peyoteclock · July 04, 2009, 10:44:01 AM

romancollar is learning this because he knows no one else will ever do it for him.

AstronautClock · July 04, 2009, 10:45:19 AM

Quote from: PEYOTE;1611499romancollar is learning this because he knows no one else will ever do it for him.

hahahaha fucking burn

WiiClock · July 04, 2009, 10:48:35 AM

can already do it~

AstronautClock · July 04, 2009, 10:49:30 AM

Quote from: Fat Joey;1611502can already do it~

I thought you said you were fat

WiiClock · July 04, 2009, 10:50:12 AM

Quote from: AstronautClock;1611503I thought you said you were fat

no

AstronautClock · July 04, 2009, 10:55:00 AM

Quote from: Fat Joey;1611504no

but you were trying to lose weight and had weight loss pills?

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