Where has Dingleberry been?

DingleberryClock · July 20, 2009, 07:29:54 PM

I fell in love with a stupid girl on the internet. Chick invited me to move to Indiana to be with her. Long story short, this 17 year-old gingerkid hitchhiked from Maryland to Indiana at the drop of a hat upon discovering my intentions. His mom had me trying to track him down on her cellphone he stole and keep him from getting himself killed. Now they're in love and I'm seeking ridicule from the internet.

Enjoy.

DWARFINATORclock · July 20, 2009, 07:41:50 PM

i dont get it

patriotclock · July 20, 2009, 07:42:02 PM

i murdered him

sorry

patriotclock · July 20, 2009, 07:43:19 PM

also shave your mustache it looks awful

DingleberryClock · July 20, 2009, 07:44:25 PM

That's not me that's the ginger kid.

patriotclock · July 20, 2009, 07:44:58 PM

Quote from: Dicklick McGee;1624814That's not me that's the ginger kid.

shave it for him then it looks so bad

DWARFINATORclock · July 20, 2009, 07:45:07 PM

i seriously dont get what the fuck you wrote there

DingleberryClock · July 20, 2009, 07:45:57 PM

See, I make that ginger shit work.

patriotclock · July 20, 2009, 07:46:28 PM

Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1624817i seriously dont get what the fuck you wrote there

yea its weird and written from like 8 peoples points of view

the moral of the story i guess is dont be a ginger with a fucking mustachio because it looks awful

DingleberryClock · July 20, 2009, 07:50:36 PM

Dwarfinator says I should rewrite the tale to make it "readable."

I'd met this chick on a band forum. Like an idiot I fell for her. We had lots of naked fun on webcams on stickam.com. She invited me to move to Indiana and live with her, which I was making plans to do, when this gingerkid starts IMing me. He drags out of me what my plans are, and like 10 minutes later he's stolen his mom's cell phone and he's hitchhiking to go be with her. Few hours later his mom's online, asking me a bunch of questions, worried that he's on the roadside dead, so gives me the number to her cellphone which he stole. So now I'm trying to contact the kid and make sure he's alive even though I really would rather he died. So now the chick's in love with his scrawny ass. OK? OK.

DingleberryClock · July 20, 2009, 07:53:39 PM

Quote from: CadillacClock;1624826so, again, i ask:

I wasn't really helping him. His mom was freaking out and shit. I'd kind of rather not have investigators asking me a bunch of questions about this missing underage kid.

RabidClock · July 20, 2009, 07:55:18 PM

Well, she's just a cunt and it's better you didn't move. It's win win for you, except now you need to just get a hooker. Cheaper anyways.

buttplug · July 20, 2009, 07:55:34 PM

1: What was this kid's relationship with her.

2: Does this girl have dirty webcam sex with gingers or something?

3: Where can I get her IM and some red hair dye?

4: Go to Indiana ride up on a horse kick that kid's ass lift whats her name up onto your horse ride off into the sunset d'awwwwwwww

5: ???

6: PROFIT

DingleberryClock · July 20, 2009, 07:57:33 PM

I guess she had been talking to the kid before me, then they stopped talking, then he turned back up after she started talking to me.

DingleberryClock · July 20, 2009, 07:59:46 PM

Quote from: LarryDavidClock;16248294: Go to Indiana ride up on a horse kick that kid's ass lift whats her name up onto your horse ride off into the sunset d'awwwwwwww

Tell me if any of this makes sense.

He's been living with her for 2 weeks now. Hasn't found a job yet. Now, he had his mom send him a bus ticket home, he's staying there for 2 weeks, then the girl's driving her truck there to move him and his furniture back. Meanwhile she's quit both of her jobs and moved back in with her parents since he got there and she can't afford to do shit.

I'd go there while he's back in Maryland if I didn't have any self respect.

DWARFINATORclock · July 20, 2009, 07:59:48 PM

Tell his mom to go fuck herself. And then fuck the girl.

patriotclock · July 20, 2009, 08:02:39 PM

kill him

DWARFINATORclock · July 20, 2009, 08:03:22 PM

Also lol @ losing a girl to a corpse like that.

buttplug · July 20, 2009, 08:04:31 PM

Quote from: Dicklick McGee;1624837Tell me if any of this makes sense.

He's been living with her for 2 weeks now. Hasn't found a job yet. Now, he had his mom send him a bus ticket home, he's staying there for 2 weeks, then the girl's driving her truck there to move him and his furniture back. Meanwhile she's quit both of her jobs and moved back in with her parents since he got there and she can't afford to do shit.

I'd go there while he's back in Maryland if I didn't have any self respect.

I'd say she is dumb and not worth it, and you dodged a bullet then.

DingleberryClock · July 20, 2009, 08:04:31 PM

Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1624844Also lol @ losing a girl to a corpse like that.

My mom was wondering is his nose is bigger than his cock.

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