What the hell?!

invader · July 25, 2009, 01:25:29 AM

Okay, first of all, as you can already tell, im pissed off! But before I start throwing insults, let me back up and start from the beggining.
So just a week ago I decided to join the clock crews official site and share my love for StrawberryClock and the Clock Crew and B with other intellectuals and possibly join the Clock Crew. After I get my profile set up I get a private message from strawberryclock himself saying I cant post, and that for the first week I should just lurk to see how everything works. Now pay attention folks, because this is the part that pisses me off. As im taking SBC'c advice and lurking I find a thread called "HELLO CLOCKS" by none other than that faggot thdrk and his over 9000 alts. As im looking around this thread I find a post by Dwarfinator saying that my e-mail was the same as thdrk and basicaly accusing me of being in league with him. Then I go to edit my avatar and what do you know? Somebody already gave me one of some crippled guy with a super soaker!
I know that with this extremely dangerous alt-lord thdrkside out on the prowl nobody can be trusted, and im just as surprised as the next guy that we have similar e-mails, but was it realy necessary to vandalise my profile and accuse me of being anti-clock? I mean come on, have a little respect.

invader · July 25, 2009, 01:31:35 AM

Quote from: Golden Clock;1627780You sure do talk alot. You must've been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

I needed to tell my story of hatred and prejudice towards space invaders.

TapedeckClock · July 25, 2009, 01:37:40 AM

definitely a fake out.

invader · July 25, 2009, 01:41:08 AM

Quote from: swet sherfull sheep;1627785definitely a fake out.

See this is what pisses me off, all because of this thdrk faggot everyone thinks im anti-clock and nobody believes me that I love the Clock Crew.

TapedeckClock · July 25, 2009, 01:43:59 AM

Quote from: invader;1627787See this is what pisses me off, all because of this thdrk faggot everyone thinks im anti-clock and nobody believes me that I love the Clock Crew.

im really not one to usually care about this stuff but this is just shitty lying. save yo self the embarrassment tiger

btw

QuoteHey thdrk you faggot! go to hell, you ruined my reputation here on clockcrew.cc. Now I cant enjoy my experiance. I will never be InvaderClock thanks to you!

lmao

patriotclock · July 25, 2009, 01:45:27 AM

MASTER WHAT DO YOU WILL OF ME?

invader · July 25, 2009, 01:51:59 AM

damnit, why do I have to deal with shit like this the minute I am able to post? All because some faggot loser is obsessed with me and got my email. All I want to do is express my fandom for the clock crew and chat with clocks and other clock fans about the awesomeness of the clock crew, maybe even become a clock myself (invaderclock), And express my undying hatred for faggots like the alt-lord known as thdrk and strawberryclocksucks.

BinaryClock · July 25, 2009, 01:53:15 AM

thdork · July 25, 2009, 01:55:10 AM

and why dont you join me? The clock crew is just a bunch of gay spammers. Face it, you only like them because of the save points you get on clock day.

TapedeckClock · July 25, 2009, 01:55:40 AM

Quote from: invader;1627793damnit, why do I have to deal with shit like this the minute I am able to post? All because some faggot loser is obsessed with me and got my email. All I want to do is express my fandom for the clock crew and chat with clocks and other clock fans about the awesomeness of the clock crew, maybe even become a clock myself (invaderclock), And express my undying hatred for faggots like the alt-lord known as thdrk and strawberryclocksucks.

this made me cringe.

+ the irony of it is the minute thdrk starts posting you end up posting on the same day to be so quick to defend your innocence.

+ +notice thdrk is online while invader is offlineeeeeeeeeeeee lmfao

move along boys nothing to see here

BambooClock · July 25, 2009, 01:55:54 AM

Quote from: Golden Clock;1627794This thread is now dedicated to Steven Wright jokes

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."

invader · July 25, 2009, 01:59:18 AM

I cant believe you faggots would accuse me of this, I 5 almost every clock movie. You know what? maybe I should join thdrk if im gonna get shit just for having a similar email address.

thdork · July 25, 2009, 02:00:51 AM

I love how you clocks start bashing your fans all because of wonderful me.

BambooClock · July 25, 2009, 02:00:57 AM

Quote from: invader;1627801I cant believe you faggots would accuse me of this, I 5 almost every clock movie. You know what? maybe I should join thdrk if im gonna get shit just for having a similar email address.

Shut up.

Quote from: Golden Clock;1627794This thread is now dedicated to Steven Wright jokes

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.

BambooClock · July 25, 2009, 02:01:45 AM

Quote from: thdrk;1627803I love how you clocks start bashing your fans all because of wonderful me.

I love how I bashed your mother last night.

TapedeckClock · July 25, 2009, 02:02:12 AM

thdrk = Invader
why? theyre never on at the same time while each of them post.
but most of you should have realized that.

end of discussion.

fuck yall clock haters

BinaryClock · July 25, 2009, 02:03:28 AM

I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.

BambooClock · July 25, 2009, 02:04:39 AM

Quote from: BIN 9000;1627807I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.

Hes got the idea!

I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.

Thor · July 25, 2009, 02:06:08 AM

Don't worry invader, I know you're really not thdrk.

And you don't need to worry about people thinking you're him. Everybody loves thdrk. Once you make a few clock flash and establish yourself in a position of power in the clock hierarchy I'm sure this well all blow over.

BinaryClock · July 25, 2009, 02:06:27 AM

Someone once sent me a postcard picture of the Earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."

News:

What the hell?!