Whats the most disgusting thing that has ever happened to you?

[PimpClock]

This is exactly why I've never really wanted a cat/dog much

[EnglishClock]

I was eating cereal one time and was bringing the spoon to my mouth, when I looked down at my spoon and see some sort of insect writhing around in the milk and cereal. I didn't finish my breakfast.

This other time I stayed over at this guy's party who has a really tiny bedroom and had about twenty other people staying in the same room. Did I mention this guy hasn't cleaned his room for many a year? Dirty plates under the bed, pizza boxes, hundreds of various stains on the carpet, cigarette butts, and the smell of BO. I had a small towel to use as a blanket and a hoody for a pillow which smelt suspiciously of piss.

This is reminding me of on 2 occasions this summer my cat took a dump on my bed. He's potty trained like all cats and he's not old, I honestly think he just did it to piss me off because I always abuse him and stuff.

Um... ?

[YoYoClock]

Just yesterday i was at the pub and my girlfriend almost finished her rum and coke to see something stuck to the bottom of her glass on the inside. upon closer inspection i found it to be a small slug or maggot of some kind. pretty gross.

[MonsterMunch]

I think I've mentioned in a similar thread the story of when my ex-girlfriend had finished blowing me then went up to kiss me and snowballed me without my consent. But we were both fucked up on ecstasy so I just rolled with it.

[Odo]

I think I've mentioned in a similar thread the story of when my ex-girlfriend had finished blowing me then went up to kiss me and snowballed me without my consent. But we were both fucked up on ecstasy so I just rolled with it.

well if you were ever going to do that, that'd be the way to do it

[Pencilclock]

I think I've mentioned in a similar thread the story of when my ex-girlfriend had finished blowing me then went up to kiss me and snowballed me without my consent. But we were both fucked up on ecstasy so I just rolled with it.

haha so gay.



One time in year 9 Science class we were dissecting a heart and it smelt like shit. So I cut out an artey that was full of fat and chuncky shit and ate it infront of the teacher. She kicked me out and then I complained about the taste.

Another one, not disgusting for me... When I worked at Hungry-Jack's I had a cut on my thumb and I was putting some onion rings in the deep fryer and when i got them out the bag I re-opened my cut and then went and made a burger and got blood all over the burger. Then I watched the guy eat it.

And another time this Jewish guy came in and he had the hat and the beard and the coupons to prove he was a jew. So I rubbed bacon all his burger for like 2 minutes while another worker told him the meat wasn't ready yet. When it was done he stood at the counter and ate his burger while he was waiting for his chips. Not disgusting but I like that story.

[YoYoClock]

haha so gay.



One time in year 9 Science class we were dissecting a heart and it smelt like shit. So I cut out an artey that was full of fat and chuncky shit and ate it infront of the teacher. She kicked me out and then I complained about the taste.

Another one, not disgusting for me... When I worked at Hungry-Jack's I had a cut on my thumb and I was putting some onion rings in the deep fryer and when i got them out the bag I re-opened my cut and then went and made a burger and got blood all over the burger. Then I watched the guy eat it.

And another time this Jewish guy came in and he had the hat and the beard and the coupons to prove he was a jew. So I rubbed bacon all his burger for like 2 minutes while another worker told him the meat wasn't ready yet. When it was done he stood at the counter and ate his burger while he was waiting for his chips. Not disgusting but I like that story.

geez, you're a dick

[Pencilclock]

geez, you're a dick

Yep

[DWARFINATORclock]

haha so gay.



One time in year 9 Science class we were dissecting a heart and it smelt like shit. So I cut out an artey that was full of fat and chuncky shit and ate it infront of the teacher. She kicked me out and then I complained about the taste.

Another one, not disgusting for me... When I worked at Hungry-Jack's I had a cut on my thumb and I was putting some onion rings in the deep fryer and when i got them out the bag I re-opened my cut and then went and made a burger and got blood all over the burger. Then I watched the guy eat it.

And another time this Jewish guy came in and he had the hat and the beard and the coupons to prove he was a jew. So I rubbed bacon all his burger for like 2 minutes while another worker told him the meat wasn't ready yet. When it was done he stood at the counter and ate his burger while he was waiting for his chips. Not disgusting but I like that story.

I hate you.

[Pencilclock]

I hate you.

Thanks mum

[Sheep]

And another time this Jewish guy came in and he had the hat and the beard and the coupons to prove he was a jew. So I rubbed bacon all his burger for like 2 minutes while another worker told him the meat wasn't ready yet.

He didn't exactly eat any bacon. Rubbing crusty stringy pig flesh and sugary death meat isn't going to form some mutated meat combination. You should've just hide the actual fucking bacon in the burger somewhere.

[Odo]

haha so gay.



One time in year 9 Science class we were dissecting a heart and it smelt like shit. So I cut out an artey that was full of fat and chuncky shit and ate it infront of the teacher. She kicked me out and then I complained about the taste.

fucking boss, dude

[SockpuppetClock]

Another one, not disgusting for me... When I worked at Hungry-Jack's I had a cut on my thumb and I was putting some onion rings in the deep fryer and when i got them out the bag I re-opened my cut and then went and made a burger and got blood all over the burger. Then I watched the guy eat it.

I never want to eat at Hungry-Jack's

[Silly Putty Clock]

haha so gay.



One time in year 9 Science class we were dissecting a heart and it smelt like shit. So I cut out an artey that was full of fat and chuncky shit and ate it infront of the teacher. She kicked me out and then I complained about the taste.

Was it a human heart?

[Pencilclock]

Was it a human heart?

She didn't tell us what it was, just that it was a heart.

[Silly Putty Clock]

She didn't tell us what it was, just that it was a heart.

You could be a cannibal and not even know it.

Metal.

[Odo]

You could be a cannibal and not even know it.

Metal.

somehow i doubt that any human heart ready for dissection would be given to high school students

[PropagandaClock]

And another time this Jewish guy came in and he had the hat and the beard and the coupons to prove he was a jew. So I rubbed bacon all his burger for like 2 minutes while another worker told him the meat wasn't ready yet. When it was done he stood at the counter and ate his burger while he was waiting for his chips. Not disgusting but I like that story.

I think I love you.

[Pencilclock]

Woo! Finally some respect!

[MISTA BOOTSIE]

2nd nastiest thing:
I was at hattaman's house and I was looking for a coke that I left set somewhere. Well, his house is a fucking stye and there's coke cans everywhere so its not an easy task. I finally found a can that was about half full, so I figured it was mine. I took a big gulp and immediatly discovered I was actually drinking tons of someones tobbaco-spit.