Whats the most disgusting thing that has ever happened to you?

[FileCabinetClock]

YEa.. wait a minute

WAITING WILL GET YOU FUCKED, SON

DON'T BE A WAITER

[screwdriver_clock]

Bird poop in my mouth

Also, some weeks plenty of years ago I was pooping in a yellow buttery concistence. The smell was horrible. Not poo-smelly but like butter, lard, diarrea and urine in a blender.

Welcome to Mexico.

[WrenchClock]

Best one i can think of as of now:
When i was really little, about 1-2 years old i think, i was on holiday with my family. We were going for a walk in the countryside, and i went on ahead up a footpath with my brother, and then suddenly i stepped in a massive pile of dog shit and, because i was so small, the shit when right up to my ankle and above. My whole foot was eaten by a turd.

Also i'd like to point out that Bootsie is the new Isison.

[ActionClock]

my dog puked on me once when i was sleeping, i can't think of anything super gross tho...

[Odo]

cat pissed and shat all over the curtains/carpet and i had to clean it

after reading this thread i think i've had it pretty good

[The Spoiler]

my dog puked on me once when i was sleeping, i can't think of anything super gross tho...

Oh, you just reminded me. Once I had a massive shit in my sleep.

[NintendrCkolc]

a few years back me and a few friends went camping and for some dumb fuck reason my friend brought his cat.. Well tbh I kinda like cats so I let it sleep near me. I woke up the next morning with shit all over me.. It shat in my sleeping bag and I kinda toss and turn when I sleep (especially while camping) so the shit got all over me and it was ALOT of shit.

And, I didnt bring anything else to change into so that was an awesome car ride home.

[BunnyClock]

I throw up every friday night and on four of those occasions I vomited all over myself and my bed. That's about it I guess

[KnottsberryClock]

When OrangeClock initiated me into the Clock Crew it was pretty scary and it hurt a lot.

We don't do the initiations anymore.

[PropagandaClock]

Yeah, I hate black people. I want to move as far away from them as possible, they're all smelly ingrates.

You hate... Olskoo?

Blasmephy.





KnotsberryClock, where on this doll did... did he touch you?

[KnottsberryClock]

You hate... Olskoo?
KnotsberryClock, where on this doll did... did he touch you?

LOL.

[F U Clock]

This one time I was going to have sex with a girl so I pulled down her pants and she had a vagina.

It was so gross.

[DWARFINATORclock]

One time I was playing soccer on a field that had sheep, I slipped on some sheep shit and fell in it. My whole shoe and back were covered in it. Good times.

[DWARFINATORclock]

One of my friends also kicked a fresh dog turd into another friends face, it was more hilarious than disgusting though. The guy that got the turd in his face cried.

[peyoteclock]

my friends stole my liquor and pissed in it when i was 14, i puked everywhere.

[YoYoClock]

a few years ago my dog had terrible diarrhoea and my dad was away so i had to clean it up from the kitchen and hallway floors. this involved hours of soaking up watery shit with tissue paper and sponges on sticks and disinfecting and retching. fortunately, one of my friends was nice enough to help me out

also once i passed out in my own sick and woke up to find my long hair matted with it. lovely

[DWARFINATORclock]

a few years ago my dog had terrible diarrhoea and my dad was away so i had to clean it up from the kitchen and hallway floors. this involved hours of soaking up watery shit with tissue paper and sponges on sticks and disinfecting and retching. fortunately, one of my friends was nice enough to help me out

Hahaha, damn you got some nice friends. I wouldn't clean up my friends dog shit.

[Silly Putty Clock]

a few years ago my dog had terrible diarrhoea and my dad was away so i had to clean it up from the kitchen and hallway floors. this involved hours of soaking up watery shit with tissue paper and sponges on sticks and disinfecting and retching. fortunately, one of my friends was nice enough to help me out

Yeah, that's happened to me a few times, except that I had to do it all by myself while my stepfather stood around and watched. I don't really think of it as something super-gross, though.

Also, I have a really small dog, so the puddles of liquid shit are never very big.

[FishbagClock]

This is reminding me of on 2 occasions this summer my cat took a dump on my bed. He's potty trained like all cats and he's not old, I honestly think he just did it to piss me off because I always abuse him and stuff. I was in my room on the computer and he was sleeping on my bed, went downstairs to get a drink for 2 minutes and came up and he booked it out of the room and to my delight there was a small patty of hairy cat shit on my bed. The second time went practically the same way except it was on the floor and I stepped in it.  The annoying thing is that his litter box is literally outside my door in the hallway.

[buttplug]

One of my friends also kicked a fresh dog turd into another friends face, it was more hilarious than disgusting though. The guy that got the turd in his face cried.

That would suck because like you would either have to clean yourself off, THEN kick the guy's ass or beat the shit outta him with shit all over your face.