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Farted by DWARFINATORclock, August 31, 2009, 06:54:06 PM

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TequilaClock

Quote from: Leon the professional;1659413americans are the most racist people alive
I think the chinese and indians are worse.

PropagandaClock

Quote from: M.O.X;1659472Lies.  We embrase the little ni... African Americans.


Oh and as for the story, I had a grandmother who lived and died there.  She used to spend her days holding brooms.

On regards of "African Americans"

QuoteFirst of all, the label "African American" is the dumbest, most persistently used phrase in our vernacular. Every time you call someone an "African American," you're making at least two assumptions about the person:     1. That the person is an American. For example, if you saw this guy walking along on a street, you would probably think:
 ...which is fine, except for one small detail: this man is British, which makes you a presumptuous cock.
 2. That the person is African (because it's inconceivable that black people could come from Haiti, India, Trinidad, Dominican Republic, Brazil, Australia, or Jamaica). Nevermind that;  BLACK PEOPLE ONLY COME FROM AFRICA.
 
Not to mention that every time you give a black person the distinction of being "African American" out of a mixed group, you're making an assumption about an entire continent; not everyone from Africa is black.  I guarantee all you politically correct morons out there have never called a white person an African American.  Of course you could avoid all these problems by using the same standards on blacks as you would on whites by simply assuming that all whites are from Africa just as you do for all blacks, but that might be too forward, and in a polite society like ours, people would be all too pleased to point out which of the 192 countries you didn't guess they were actually from.
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Topcatyo

Quote from: ButtplugClock;1659448:facepalm:
No, see, I believe that statement is meant to be ironic.

PropagandaClock

Quote from: RibsClock;1659549Propaganda I think you're really missing the point of that statement.
No see I knew he was mimicing a paradox so I thought I would spin off on it, You give me to little credit CorpseGrinder :(
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Slurpee

african americans refers to the descendants of african slaves

maddox is right but he's equally ignorant about the etymology of the word


if anybody wants to educate themselves

AstronautClock

I was replying to losperman in a comical way btw. sorry if you now think I am I'm a edgy teen snake and buttplug

PropagandaClock

Quote from: Slurpee;1659557maddox is right but he's equally ignorant about the etymology of the word
Evidently, however I enjoy the point that anyone refering them as anything differently is considered unpolitically correct. Meaning why do people not call them Black when they are clearly black? Or brown or whichever color code their skin inherit.
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PennyClock

Interesting fact, that aired the night that Obama was elected.

Slurpee

it's not politically incorrect to call a black person black. in f
Quote from: PropagandaClock;1659569Meaning why call them Black when they are clearly black?
wait, what?

PropagandaClock

Quote from: Slurpee;1659572it's not politically incorrect to call a black person black. in fwait, what?
Edit'ed to slow. I was equally amazed at my illogical works of words.

What I simply ment is why the title "African American" exists in modern day language. Ofcourse I do understand I just question it since I believe it adds to the tension over the other titles
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FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

I call midgets vertically challenged.

PropagandaClock

Quote from: The Flounderman;1659589I call midgets vertically challenged.
I call ugly people esthetically handicapped and nerds for a person of inhibited popularity
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SnakeClock

I love how she think the "Holy Spirit" is making the broom stand up. This makes me think it's really, really, really bored and uncreative.

Kombucha

Quote from: RibsClock;1659673Boy that standing broom.


Sure is african american.
Black magic.

Losperman

Quote from: RibsClock;1659673Boy that standing broom.


Sure is african american.

It's true. I read a different story about how they tried to make it lean in the back of the broom closet but it declined and stood proudly in the front.
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BlackberryClock

Quote from: The Batman;1659755It's true. I read a different story about how they tried to make it lean in the back of the broom closet but it declined and stood proudly in the front.
Asked it to lean back?



lean back?




 lean back?












Losperman

Quote from: BlackberryClock;1659796Asked it to lean back?

lean back?

 lean back?


Hahaha, that made me el oh el for realz.
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PropagandaClock

Quote from: RibsClock;1659673Boy that standing broom.


Sure is african american.
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Topcatyo

I find the fact that she's making that her selling point of the store hilarious.  It's a standing broom.  I was bored of looking at it within a second.
One time my one teacher dropped a piece of paper on the floor and it stoop straight up on its side.

SnakeClock

Quote from: PropagandaClock;1659844

I f'real laughed.

Quote from: Topcatyo;1659872I find the fact that she's making that her selling point of the store hilarious.  It's a standing broom.  I was bored of looking at it within a second.

I hope she's creative enough to call her store "The Standing Broom", and then when the store opens, whatever cosmic forces are making it stand up will go away and it won't stand up anymore.

Quote from: Topcatyo;1659872One time my one teacher dropped a piece of paper on the floor and it stoop straight up on its side.

Did you have to call in an exorcist?