Another fun drunk story!

PirateClock · September 20, 2009, 06:05:07 AM

Slurpee is slowly turning the clockcrew into an internet hate machine.

Also soup where do you get panic attacks, like at specific times or places?

RabidClock · September 20, 2009, 06:58:26 AM

One time I was drinking with soupclock, and we started wrestling and he put me in a sleeper hold. And man, sleeper holds really suck, cause I woke with my anus throbbing. Soup explained how when you get knocked out your sphincter tenses up.

MonsterMunch · September 20, 2009, 10:32:09 AM

I want to go drinking with pirate clock because he seems to be the only person around here who doesn't pass out or wake up in casualty when he gets drunk.

BunnyClock · September 20, 2009, 10:58:10 AM

Quote from: MonsterMunch;1669074I want to go drinking with pirate clock because he seems to be the only person around here who doesn't pass out or wake up in casualty when he gets drunk.

also because you have no friends in real life

SilverCherryClock · September 20, 2009, 10:59:43 AM

anybody still got that picture of drclock when he was drunk off vodka ice

TruncheonClock · September 20, 2009, 11:03:06 AM

Quote from: الله أكبر;1669089anybody still got that picture of drclock when he was drunk off vodka ice

SilverCherryClock · September 20, 2009, 11:12:29 AM

lmfao

MonsterMunch · September 20, 2009, 01:10:06 PM

Quote from: bunnyclock;1669087also because you have no friends in real life

I have 104 friends!

patriotclock · September 20, 2009, 02:41:05 PM

guys my names jeff whats up??? wanna be friends?

PirateClock · September 20, 2009, 02:51:37 PM

Quote from: MonsterMunch;1669074I want to go drinking with pirate clock because he seems to be the only person around here who doesn't pass out or wake up in casualty when he gets drunk.

I'll probabbly need a liver transplant in a couple of years though, but it's totally worth it.

Marlin Clock · September 20, 2009, 03:04:57 PM

Quote from: M.O.X;1668946Go suck your priests dick again you sissy alter boy. Maybe if you're lucky he'll call you Mary.

Oh wow, what an insult, I am afraid I can't move on after such a dire aggrievance has been made against myself.

Soup Clock · September 20, 2009, 10:18:26 PM

Quote from: Jefferson Twilight;1668983Slurpee is slowly turning the clockcrew into an internet hate machine.

Also soup where do you get panic attacks, like at specific times or places?

Generally in warm areas where I can't feel the air going into my throat and areas where I feel "trapped" like being stuck in a long class or driving places in my car.

Quote from: RabidClock;1669006One time I was drinking with soupclock, and we started wrestling and he put me in a sleeper hold. And man, sleeper holds really suck, cause I woke with my anus throbbing. Soup explained how when you get knocked out your sphincter tenses up.

Science lesson of the day kids.

Quote from: Marlin Brando;1669192Oh wow, what an insult, I am afraid I can't move on after such a dire aggrievance has been made against myself.

You know I love you and would never hurt you vocally. Only anally.

Silly Putty Clock · September 21, 2009, 07:23:34 AM

I get panic attacks sometimes, but I don't need no steenking pills.

SouvlakiClock · September 21, 2009, 02:28:09 PM

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