need ideas

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

For a simple flash game to make for school.

Its needs to be keyboard controlled but thats about it. I just want it to be simple, catchy and have a hilarious theme.

For instance: "you are a baseball playing dinosaur that has to hit meteor back into space. If not your going extint."
Or: "You control (insert virus name), infect as much cells so this person dies!"

You catch my drift right.

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

maybe a game about this kid



Where you use you AIR FORK ONE to launch food into the mouths of anorexia patients. But not too much or they'll explode.

[Slurpee]

you are a clown and you honk your clown horn at happy children to make them cheer and squirt sad children with seltzer to annihilate them
if you annihilate happy children you must evade their angry parents and if you honk your horn at sad children they will flee, panicking the other children.

make this clown game you wiill be $$$rich$$$

[AstronautClock]

you drive a car and you throw taco's at mexicans that stand across the road for points.
BUT DONT BUMP INTO ROCKS OR ELSE LOLOLOL

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

How about being a clown and giving skinny chocolate untill their weight is normal, but not too much else they vomit and die. Your mortal enemies are veganist folk and fashion models who want keep the Kids looking like jews. When encoutering these enemies you can squirt them with THE water in your flower thing so they wither and die.

[RobClock]

How about being a clown and giving skinny chocolate untill their weight is normal, but not too much else they vomit and die. Your mortal enemies are veganist folk and fashion models who want keep the Kids looking like jews. When encoutering these enemies you can squirt them with THE water in your flower thing so they wither and die.

that is genius.

[DigitalLemonClock]

a game

about a clown

with a penis

[MonsterMunch]

Prison rape: The game

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

koala had a good idea about driving around with a crazy guy in an ice cream van luring kids. When ringing the nice icecream sound the kids will follow the car untill there's a big mob and stuff.

[Silly Putty Clock]

koala had a good idea about driving around with a crazy guy in an ice cream van luring kids. When ringing the nice icecream sound the kids will follow the car untill there's a big mob and stuff.

Kidamari Damacy?

[Fireman]

You play as Glenn Beck and fight communists, fascists and black people with your tears of patriotism.

[Silly Putty Clock]

Glenn Beck is a Real American Hero.

[heineken]

You are a character that consists of no more than 5 pixels and your objective is to jump over obstacles. It starts out normal but after every ten walls/pits the speed increases and there's no limit to how often the speed increases. There's bonuses to be picked up to score, and the game ends when you hit a wall or fall into a pit.

There's also fiery text and loud noises every time you pick something up or the speed increases. You will be called all sorts of awesome things once you reach inhuman speeds.

Edit - oh hey I'm an official clock !!!

[Thor]

You are a character that consists of no more than 5 pixels and your objective is to jump over obstacles. It starts out normal but after every ten walls/pits the speed increases and there's no limit to how often the speed increases. There's bonuses to be picked up to score, and the game ends when you hit a wall or fall into a pit.

There's also fiery text and loud noises every time you pick something up or the speed increases. You will be called all sorts of awesome things once you reach inhuman speeds.

Edit - oh hey I'm an official clock !!!

It's been done before. Like, a lot of times.

Instead make a game about how you play a scientist in wwII that invented a robotic battle suit powered by the souls of nazis.

or or

You're a disco dancer from the future who travels through all of time and teaches ancient people how to be funky, from cavemen to nazis.

or or

You are a member of the US senate by day and must vote on laws, but by night you're a super hero! The laws you pass or vote down in the senate effect what powerups and help you get in the next level while you're fighting your enemies, the nazis.

[Silly Putty Clock]

It's been done before. Like, a lot of times.

Instead make a game about how you play a scientist in wwII that invented a robotic battle suit powered by the souls of nazis.

or or

You're a disco dancer from the future who travels through all of time and teaches ancient people how to be funky, from cavemen to nazis.

or or

You are a member of the US senate by day and must vote on laws, but by night you're a super hero! The laws you pass or vote down in the senate effect what powerups and help you get in the next level while you're fighting your enemies, the nazis.

or or

You are a character that consists of no more than 5 pixels and your objective is to jump over nazis. It starts out normal but after every ten grunts/officers the speed increases and there's no limit to how often the speed increases. There's jews to be picked up to score, and the game ends when you get shot or taken prisoner.

[GearBoxClock]

Jesus and his friend Chev Chelios beat up Nazis with the help of a creppy clown in an Ice Cream truck

[Thunderbolt]

make a game like metal slug and make the enemies look like hitler and the prisoners like jews

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

Jesus and his friend Chev Chelios beat up Nazis with the help of a creppy clown in an Ice Cream truck

Struggling to keep my jaws together and not burst out in laughter in the train. This the nest idea ever!

[Thor]

This thread is starting to remind me of Pirate Babys Cabana Battle Street Fight 2006

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

End boss should be Glenn back who secretly teamed up with the (space) nazis