Does anyone else remember when this guy punched people for a living?

Chalk Clock · October 12, 2009, 05:08:24 PM

Dwayne Johnson is â€œThe Tooth Fairy,â€ also known as Derek Thompson, a hard-charging minor league hockey player whose nickname comes from his habit of separating opposing players from their bicuspids. When Derek discourages a youngsterâ€™s hopes, heâ€™s sentenced to one weekâ€™s hard labor as a real tooth fairy, complete with the requisite tutu, wings and magic wand. At first, Derek â€œcanâ€™t handle the toothâ€ - bumbling and stumbling as he tries to furtively wing his way through strangersâ€™ homesâ€¦doing what tooth fairies do. But as Derek slowly adapts to his new position, he begins to rediscover his own forgotten dreams.

what the fuck

RomanClock · October 12, 2009, 05:14:54 PM

The only word that comes to mind is Hollywood.

Reindeer · October 12, 2009, 05:17:58 PM

Quote from: RomanClock;1679972The only word that comes to mind is Hollywood.

and Vin Diesel....but i guess Dwayne Johnson just wants to add more to his terrible kids movie list.

EtchASketchClock · October 12, 2009, 05:35:30 PM

The Rock says: Gimme yo teef

DWARFINATORclock · October 12, 2009, 05:37:52 PM

The Rock: closet homosexual?

Chalk Clock · October 12, 2009, 05:45:02 PM

The rock has been slowly degenerating into a family frindly crapfest for a while. At least Vin Diesel still makes action movies once in a while.

Topcatyo · October 12, 2009, 06:13:31 PM

"You can't handle the tooth" is the worst pun I've heard all day.

DWARFINATORclock · October 12, 2009, 06:18:58 PM

Whipped Cream · October 12, 2009, 08:45:29 PM

Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1679978The Rock: closet homosexual?

The rock is openly homosexual (this is true)

why do you think he loves cookin?

GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk · October 13, 2009, 01:45:26 AM

Quote from: Mr. Chalk;1679969But as Derek slowly adapts to his new position, he begins to rediscover his own forgotten dreams.

what the fuck

his own forgotten dreams

TequilaClock · October 13, 2009, 02:03:02 AM

FossilClock · October 13, 2009, 09:17:13 AM

Quote from: i am gingerbreadclock;1680147his own forgotten dreams

i really like teeth

give me yours

Slurpee · October 13, 2009, 09:21:06 AM

what does this movie have to do with A Few Good Men?

the answer is nothing.

GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk · October 13, 2009, 09:50:21 AM

Quote from: FossilClock;1680205i really like teeth

give me yours

its been my dream all my life

DWARFINATORclock · October 13, 2009, 11:16:40 AM

Quote from: Whipped Cream;1680050The rock is openly homosexual (this is true)

why do you think he loves cookin?

I guess it all makes sense now!

Topcatyo · October 13, 2009, 11:18:21 AM

Thread title is misleading, by the way. It should be "Does anyone else remember when this guy pretended to punch people for a living?"

Slurpee · October 13, 2009, 11:28:44 AM

punching is not allowed in wreslting they usually just slap each other I know this because at armageddon '99 vince mcmahon started punching triple h in a no holds barred match and the announcers pointed it out.

NintendrCkolc · October 13, 2009, 11:43:40 AM

He needs to just go back to the WWE, they could use him considering how terrible it is... Atleast he made it somewhat enjoyable.

TMC · October 13, 2009, 12:18:58 PM

give that little ~~mouse~~ tooth to me!

HotPocketClock · October 13, 2009, 02:04:51 PM

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT DA TOOTHFAIRY IS COOKIN?

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Does anyone else remember when this guy punched people for a living?