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[Marlin Clock]

I'd like to remind everyone who wanted to play in tournys in the past to sign up with the cc group now, the sooner we get everyone in the sooner we can make sure we'll be playing.

[TequilaClock]

Shit, you guys better make reserve players for this, just in case I can't be there

[AnkhClock]

I'm not sure if I'll even be available (Though the tourney starts when I'm in England so the times and ping should be good) and I suck at every class but medic, however I signed up.

[AC Slater]

Shit, you guys better make reserve players for this, just in case I can't be there

Well if anyone is unable to make it, I'll step in. I'm pretty well-rounded with the classes. Sniper is my top I'd like to think though. Just let me know what you need.

[Marlin Clock]

We must duel to the death.

[TequilaClock]

We must duel to the death.

Not if I kill you first.

[AnkhClock]

Hey guys wanna hear a joke?

"Sniper duel"

[TequilaClock]

No soap radio

[Marlin Clock]

Hey guys wanna hear a joke?

"Sniper duel"

Oh yeah? I'm gonna do my own sniper duels. With kukris. And Blackjack. And hookers. In fact, forget the dueling.

[AnkhClock]

Man Heavy is so overpowered it's hilarious. It's my least played class, but I always have it to fall back on in case my team is losing. A Natascha Heavy or two with a medic can completely roll the other team, and the only counter are a large group working together to take him down (good luck in Public servers) or a Sasha Heavy with a pocket medic. It's not just Natascha being a magical bullet hose that traps people and slowly drains their health, Heavy's spinup is so high he doesn't have to pick his engagement and is in no danger from the front, his increased revspeed means he can stay spun up and only needs to aim roughly at his opponent and press M1 to destroy them, without the threat of being strafed.

TL;DR Heavy needs a nerf, Natascha needs a nerf, and Valve says they're working on it but I want to complain anyway

[AnkhClock]

I am also annoyed by the fact that my microphone is broken and I can't yell at the other players as medic.

[SoBe Clock]

I added Sockpuppet, Marlin, and Ankh to the ETF2L team, but we need more people! So far we only have 5.

[AnkhClock]

Does anyone have a list of unlocks that the ETF2L has banned? I'm pretty sure Natascha is banned (as it should be) but because they're European and therefore gay didn't they also ban other shit like the sandman and the Wrangler?

Also I guess we should practice for this thing or something, even if we don't have a full team yet.

In lighter news, the server I went to tonight had those birthday beachballs that were fun to play with.







Also I felt this was a funny deathcam

[VuBawlsClock]

I added Sockpuppet, Marlin, and Ankh to the ETF2L team, but we need more people! So far we only have 5.

Il join, I will have good internet by then, Sign me up capt!

[Topcatyo]

I'll join I guess.  Have a replacement ready, though, because I don't know if I'll end up being busy or something...

[K3LTR0N]

whats the etf2l thing??? ill join so long as i can be pyro lol

[AnkhClock]

This is the ETF2L (European TF2 League) Highlander challange

This is our page

e: haha, I just noticed that on the highlander challenge page the two spies have switched places

[Flounderpa]

Mains
Medic:Screwdriver
Heavy: Sobe
Pyro: Sockpuppet
Sniper: Marlin
Soldier: Yo-Yo
Scout: Hazard
Spy: Bolt
Engineer: Topcatyo
Demoman: Tequila

Reserves(This can change as we test each class)
English:???
Propaganda: Spy
Keltron:???
Slurpee
Ribs: Heavy

ok this was our original team, If any of you are participating do so now please, if you feel you won't make it to SOME of the games feel free to miss ones,that's why we have half a team ready as reserves, but if you feel you will not make it to MOST of the games please state that you won't make it

also: I think we can forget the whole "stick to this class the entire tournament" and make it a free play

[SoBe Clock]

Come on guys, no one is joining. We still have only 5 players.
I would love to see this team happen!

[VuBawlsClock]

Can I apply for W+M1 or Spy?