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Farted by TequilaClock, October 16, 2009, 11:11:29 PM

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TequilaClock

Wait, what the fuck, the update is out already? That... that was quick.

Fireman

HEY GUYS I GOT ALL THE UNLOCKS AND THEY'RE PRETTY FUCKING GREAT.
The new shotgun lets you get some actual combat and it feels so damn good being able to kill the sucka who destroyed your sentry.
The Wrangler just makes engineer so much more interesting, pistol is cool and all but shooting with the sentry is awesome as. It hasn't got a limited range but it's not as accurate as you might expect.
The mechanical hand is fun as well and the new sentry guns that you get with the hand are so convenient. Sure they are weak and break easily and can't be repaired but there is a great satisfaction in throwing one up and watching it shoot down an enemy or two and then take some turkeys out with your revenge crits.
I think it's the best update yet.

Marlin Clock

They nerfed the Tribalman's Shiv, the bastards.

Silly Putty Clock

Quote from: Marlin Clock;1766920They nerfed the Tribalman's Shiv, the bastards.

:( I loved that shiv.
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Nightmare Clock

Zen Micro and I make an awesome trolling tag-team.
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TequilaClock

Just tried out, and those mini-sentries are annoying as hell (when I am not the engie behind them)

Quote from: Marlin Clock;1766920They nerfed the Tribalman's Shiv, the bastards.

Fuck, I have a deadly jarate + shiv combo.

Marlin Clock

I honestly cant understand how they would nerf that before the DR.
Oh well, back to normal kukri for me.

I just had a great arena map, 13/11 kpd, 1assist, and 16 destructions to top my team at 33 points.

YoYoClock

played for 3 hours last night, didnt play as engy at all but enjoyed firing rockets into hundreds of tiny baby sentries

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AC Slater

Quote from: Nightmare Clock;1766926Zen Micro and I make an awesome trolling tag-team.

Trolling those achievement farmers was probably the most fun I've had in TF2 as of late. So many points for sapping and destroying sentries as well as backstabs. I'm probably going to be doing this again sometime soon.

Marlin Clock

Sounds fun. Maybe I can join ya next time.

TequilaClock

Quote from: Zen Micro Clock;1766978Trolling those achievement farmers was probably the most fun I've had in TF2 as of late. So many points for sapping and destroying sentries as well as backstabs. I'm probably going to be doing this again sometime soon.

WE AH DOIN AN ACHIAVEMANT!!!!!!!!!!!!

PowerGloveClock

achievements are hard as hell to farm with bots, i'm surprised i got the 4 i got in the limited amount of time i had
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AnkhClock

Quote from: Zen Micro Clock;1766978Trolling those achievement farmers was probably the most fun I've had in TF2 as of late. So many points for sapping and destroying sentries as well as backstabs. I'm probably going to be doing this again sometime soon.

Haha, griefing achievement farmers actually sounds pretty fun. I've never been on one of those servers, though I imagine most of the dudes there suck (or they'd be actually playing the game). I'd love to join you guys next time, ever since I saw those TF2 greifing videos I've been itching to piss a bunch of nerds off.



Topcatyo

Yeah I wouldn't mind joining a troll once in a while.

PowerGloveClock

Quote from: Bitchfist;1767069With the bots I tend to get ganked by a random sniper from across the map that is unimpressed by the tactics I usually use effectively to avoid being sniped by humans. But then maybe it just seems like a lot in proportion to the other bots.
i play with the old, no AI bots when i'm trying for achievements. mainly because you can actually manipulate them and intentionally get achievements. back during the soldier v demo update i was doing all sorts of crazy shit like having bots build sentries and dispensers and teleporting bots wherever i needed them.
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Marlin Clock

Haha, I kept getting weapons by random drop right after I get them by achievements.

Slurpee

god damn it valve the sandvich did not need to be made into a helpful team item. I just want to sarcastically scarf them down one after another while I'm at full health and my teammates are dying is that so much to ask

Marlin Clock

Still pissed about the shiv thing. Either bring down its damage or reduce bleed duration, not both, that's just I'm a edgy teen.
Quote from: Slurpee;1767227god damn it valve the sandvich did not need to be made into a helpful team item. I just want to sarcastically scarf them down one after another while I'm at full health and my teammates are dying is that so much to ask
Teamwork? In my Fortress?

screwdriver_clock

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The best.

AC Slater

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The best.

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