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SirClock

October 31, 2009, 01:56:31 PM

Now let us find some witches to burn! Woohoo!

PentagramClock

#1
October 31, 2009, 02:03:04 PM
PRAISE JESUS!
I\'ve had this signature for years now, I think I may need a new one.

Quote from: MadnessCombatThe truth is, The only friends I have are God and Jesus
Quote from: TI-83 Clock;674449imaginary friends dont count

CaramelAppleClock

#2
October 31, 2009, 02:12:25 PM
I'll get the gasoline

SirClock

#3
October 31, 2009, 02:20:55 PM
Quote from: clammo;1686446can you ever not be god damn pretentious as shit?

its 2009 not 1769 no one is burning god damn witches and no one gives a shit about pagans
I agree Mr. Non-pretentious! The best holidays are the ones we don't know why we celebrate!

AstronautClock

#4
October 31, 2009, 02:26:52 PM
gonna have to agree with clam on this. creating this topic makes you look dumb as hell

SirClock

#5
October 31, 2009, 02:31:13 PM
Quote from: Redhead Clock;1686450gonna have to agree with clam on this. creating this topic makes you look dumb as hell
gonna have to disagree with you on this.

People celebrating holidays that have roots in things nobody seems to acknowledge is dumb as hell.

Having a holiday with a name that means "Holy Evening" (The eve of All Saints Day) celebrating darkness and evil (portraying pagan religions) is dumb as hell.

Slash

#6
October 31, 2009, 02:31:26 PM
Quote from: clammo;1686446its 2009 not 1769 no one is burning god damn witches and no one gives a shit about pagans

Well... At least not in developed countries.

SirClock

#7
October 31, 2009, 02:42:27 PM
Quote from: clammo;1686455halloween of now is completely different from halloween of the past so seriously shut up
Yea, but nobody knows it, so no. Sorry to inform people on the things they don't want to know. But people are so god damn protective of halloween its hilarious.

I know its one of the best holidays ever, doesn't mean it isn't also stupid as fuck.

Quote from: CadillacClock;1686456Modern practices of Halloween stems more from Samhain than All Saints Day. The same can be said for Christmas and the Winter Solstice or Yule.
I know, which is why I said pagan demonetization day. It was a Celtic harvest holiday (in which spirits of all natures were believed to be more apparent) , but the reason its all ghosts and goblins on halloween is Christians demonizing it, on top of it already having a 'dark' theme from paganism.

The only relation to all saints day is the name, as I said...
Quote from: CadillacClock;1686456The flaw in your argument is that you assume Christian traditions are primarily rooted in Christianity and not that of Norse or Celtic [festivals and traditions]. At which point, you are incorrect.
Funny because I never mentioned christian tradition (Besides the name). None of it is christian tradition.

SirClock

#8
October 31, 2009, 02:59:28 PM
Quote from: clammo;1686460only a douchebag would bitch about a day where kids dress up and go out and get candy due to religious ties no one gives a fuck about but other douchebags
Oh this thread was just supposed to be a cheap laugh at historical irony, until you started bitching of course. There there buddy, not all humor is for everyone.
Quote from: CadillacClock;1686461Do I need to bold the bits where Christian roots were implied? Maybe you should get better at wording your statements.
Maybe you should get better at reading statements before you decide to expand your asshole.

NintendrCkolc

#9
October 31, 2009, 02:59:28 PM
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DWARFINATORclock

#10
October 31, 2009, 03:01:11 PM
ITT SirClock hates holidays and parties.

AstronautClock

#11
October 31, 2009, 03:02:47 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1686464ITT SirClock hates holidays and parties.
and he laughs about history!

SirClock

#12
October 31, 2009, 03:05:54 PM
Quote from: Redhead Clock;1686467and he laughs about history!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Quote from: CadillacClock;1686466Well, seeing as you misused "wonder" the last time we spoke... Is it hard to believe you've once again made an error in your wording and or linguistics?
Yea it is, considering its all written right here in the thread and your just a moron AND YOU AND CLAM ARE JUST BIG FUN-POLICE, RUINING ALL MY GOOD FUN. :'(

buttplug

#13
October 31, 2009, 03:10:27 PM
Quote from: SirClock;1686448I agree Mr. Non-pretentious! The best holidays are the ones we don't know why we celebrate!

Because having fun is bad

SirClock

#14
October 31, 2009, 03:13:38 PM

I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY, EKEKKEKE EKEKEKKE OH WHAT A WORLD

DWARFINATORclock

#15
October 31, 2009, 03:13:47 PM
Quote from: SirClock;1686468Yea it is, considering its all written right here in the thread and your just a moron AND YOU AND CLAM ARE JUST BIG FUN-POLICE, RUINING ALL MY GOOD FUN. :'(

Looks to me like you are the only fun police moron in this thread.

SirClock

#16
October 31, 2009, 03:15:28 PM
Quote from: ButtplugClock;1686469Because having fun is bad
Quote from: SirClock;1686457I know its one of the best holidays ever, doesn't mean it isn't also stupid as fuck.
Fuck you.

I'm putting razors in all your guy's apples tonight.

buttplug

#17
October 31, 2009, 03:16:13 PM
Nah, bro.

DWARFINATORclock

#18
October 31, 2009, 03:17:51 PM
Quote from: SirClock;1686473Fuck you.

Fuck you. You contradict yourself with every post you make.

SirClock

#19
October 31, 2009, 03:19:37 PM
Quote from: clammo;1686475my fun is complaining about holidays for kids
No see, it was a joke, which means funny. But then team douche-squad decided the joke wasn't funny and it was time to step in, then it was complaining.
Quote from: DWARFINATOR;1686476Fuck you. You contradict yourself with every post you make.

Quote from: SirClock;1686438
Now let us find some witches to burn! Woohoo!

Quote from: SirClock;1686448I agree Mr. Non-pretentious! The best holidays are the ones we don't know why we celebrate!

Quote from: SirClock;1686452gonna have to disagree with you on this.

People celebrating holidays that have roots in things nobody seems to acknowledge is dumb as hell.

Having a holiday with a name that means "Holy Evening" (The eve of All Saints Day) celebrating darkness and evil (portraying pagan religions) is dumb as hell.

Quote from: SirClock;1686457Yea, but nobody knows it, so no. Sorry to inform people on the things they don't want to know. But people are so god damn protective of halloween its hilarious.

I know its one of the best holidays ever, doesn't mean it isn't also stupid as fuck.


I know, which is why I said pagan demonetization day. It was a Celtic harvest holiday (in which spirits of all natures were believed to be more apparent) , but the reason its all ghosts and goblins on halloween is Christians demonizing it, on top of it already having a 'dark' theme from paganism.

The only relation to all saints day is the name, as I said...

Funny because I never mentioned christian tradition (Besides the name). None of it is christian tradition.

Quote from: SirClock;1686462Oh this thread was just supposed to be a cheap laugh at historical irony, until you started bitching of course. There there buddy, not all humor is for everyone.

Maybe you should get better at reading statements before you decide to expand your asshole.

Quote from: SirClock;1686471
I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY, EKEKKEKE EKEKEKKE OH WHAT A WORLD
No fuck you.


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