Did you see this, did you hear about this?

[Craisin]

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide
between the wood or the iron.

We heard that Tiger's wife has been interested in taking up golf. However,
2:30am does sound a bit of an odd time to start hitting your Woods.

Ping just offered Elin Nordegren an endorsement contract pushing her own
set of drivers. They are marketing them as "clubs you can beat Tiger with."

What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They're both clubbed
by Scandinavians.

If you made it to work this morning, you have earned the right to say "I
can out drive Tiger Woods."


It has just been reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife, Elin,
to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

The police asked Elin how many times she hit him. She replied, "I don't
know exactly, but put me down for a 5."

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a
hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf
ball 400 yards.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They
were clubbing.

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lame