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Ever wanted to have better vision than 20/20?

Farted by DWARFINATORclock, December 09, 2009, 11:03:36 AM

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GearBoxClock


Silly Putty Clock

Quote from: PEYOTE;1702875[U2]mKYKyIObXyM[/U2]

Lol fuck yes, I saw these on sale at giant tiger a while back. I tried a pair, it turns out they're a load of bullshit. As I guessed.

Also I'm holding out until I can project energy shields with my eyes.
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Marlin Clock

Quote from: RibsClock;1702851I wonder why human beings have specifically 20/20, evolutionarily speaking, as opposed to some creatures (like birds of prey).
We just didn't need visual sharpness. Hawks are solely predatory, so they rely on their sight to locate prey, but we're omnivores. That does also give us our noteworthy ability, full color vision.

What I was told was that, as leaf eaters, early primates got more nutrition from young red leaves than older green, so those that developed red vision, on top of the green and blue vision most other mammals have, could find more nutritious leaves.

Silly Putty Clock

I want to be able to smell with my eyes and shoot little missiles out of them.
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RobClock

Actually,  i'd just like to have 20/20 vision.

Loki Clock

Quote from: Marlin Brando;1702941We just didn't need visual sharpness. Hawks are solely predatory, so they rely on their sight to locate prey, but we're omnivores. That does also give us our noteworthy ability, full color vision.

What I was told was that, as leaf eaters, early primates got more nutrition from young red leaves than older green, so those that developed red vision, on top of the green and blue vision most other mammals have, could find more nutritious leaves.

I thought most other primates had red-blue vision. not blue-green.

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GearBoxClock

I want 25/25 vision.

And the ability to shoot hurricanes and tornadoes out of my eyes

Kombucha

Quote from: Robotic Bear;1702964I want 25/25 vision.
So you want to be able to see as much detail from 25 feet away as a person would normally see from 25 feet away? How exciting!

GearBoxClock



PowerGloveClock

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Topcatyo

Quote from: ☠PirateClock☠;1702828i want my eye replaced with a camera that looks exactly like an eye which records shit and gives a life feed to a screen in my watch. Like in Doomsday.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364343/

I wonder if scientists are ever going to get around to fixing colorblindness.

Also, just having 20/20 would be nice.  I hate dealing with contacts and glasses and shit.

SnakeClock

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Those just make the entire world look like a dirty penny. Worthless.

Odo

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1702798I'm holding out for the ability to see the entire electromagnetic spectrum.

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Thor

Being able to see better wouldn't really give you better aim...
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Solenoidclock

I'm a bit better than 20/15, but I'm told that it'll degrade with age. An experiment I like is swapping out the lens of the eye with something that isn't opaque to infrared, supposedly the rods are sensitive to a longer wavelengths than can actually make it into the eye. Switching the material around should improve low light vision and possibly grant heat vision.
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DWARFINATORclock

I'm blind but I have hearing like Dare Devil so that's how I can still browse the forums. I can hear the pixels.