Bitch about your medical problems

[Dragonmaw]

I have pernicious anemia. It's when the body can't process B12 due to a lack of intrinsic factor (I swear that's what it is called) in the stomach. I have to do intramuscular injections on myself with a big-ass needle every two weeks. At least I'm not afraid of needles.

Oh and I had kidney surgery when I was 15 because my kidney was the size of my liver. This was shortly before I became a clock. I also found out that I am allergic to morphine, as it caused a reaction exactly opposite of what it is supposed to do. Joy.

Feel free to complain about how your body is a failure.

[FrankClock]

I broke my leg and it never healed right. Both my knees were shot by the time I was 16. I've been concussed with blows to all sides of my head and some how my brain still works. I can't sleep but for maybe 4 hours without being overly tired afterward and what have you.

[Asshatclock]

I get a cold easily I guess, other then that I am the perfect human beeing.

[ChimeClock]

I have apparently gotten allergies and my body's been itching, bumps and all, like crazy since October... and I have no idea what I'm allergic to.

Also I'm fat and have crooked legs, so I can only run for less than 5 minutes.

[DrClock]

I'm half french

[Steve]

i have anger issues.

[Topcatyo]

I get a cold easily I guess, other then that I am the perfect human beeing.

Me too, actually.  No allergies or existing medical conditions.
Although I am short-sighted and have to wear contacts, so I guess that's something.  I think I do -2.25 lenses or something.  My doctor says I've actually leveled out and my vision won't get any worse.

[mauserclock]

i dont have any hahaha

[NintendrCkolc]

My left shoulder pops whenever I'm lifting something or moving funny.

I had a Spermatocele taken out of my nutsack when I was 16. It was close to 2 inches in diameter. To this day I have a constant dull pain in my right testicle.

I cant seem to gain weight.

[EnglishClock]

Visual Snow - Not so much of a problem since you get used to it, and it's only really noticeable once you start thinking about it. Infact it can be kind of cool sometimes, but needless to say I'm getting bored of it.

Prickly Heat - Really really annoying. Skin gets unbearably itchy when you get slightly warm, but it goes away once you get hot enough to sweating point.

VVV Shit, how could I forget hayfever? It's like a permanent cold, but worse because it itches like a bitch, and lasts five months.

Also I used to suffer from insomnia, but I've found ways around that.

[DiscoBallClock]

I have Hayfever. In Spring, it's a party of sneezing and nose-itching.

Also, for some reason I get food poisoning quite often.

And I have floaters, if that counts.

Although I am short-sighted and have to wear contacts, so I guess that's something. I think I do -2.25 lenses or something.

-4.5 lenses here. Shit's insane.

[RobClock]

I wear glasses.

That's about it.

[F U Clock]

Uhm... I have Eczema? I never really notice it though.

Other than that nothing. Oh, I think I may have exploding head syndrome, but that's more cool than a nuisance.

[DigitalLemonClock]

im way too great~!!

[Converse]

I wish I wore glasses so I could look like a fashionable artsy guy but my eyesight is way too good. Um.. I get a dry mouth sometimes and drinking doesn't really help you have to eat instead so the saliva will keep my mouth not dry.

And I'm too pale : (. The pale look will never be "in"

[DWARFINATORclock]

I dislocated my kneecaps once (yup both of them, separate occasions though) and my knees have never been right since.

[AlbinoClock]

Well for starters I've got athsma, though it's not nearly as bad as it was when I was a kid, and a bunch of allergies, meaning I produce more phlegm on a daily basis than the rest of the world produces in a year.

I also have skulliosis, which causes the left side of my rib cage to be significantly higher than the right. Pressure on my chest is scary. Also I get back pain but I don't know if the two are related or not.

On my right hand, the knuckle of my ring finger is not on top of the joint, but about a cm behind it just kind of hanging out on the top of my hand. This is because I punched a firedoor when I was 16 (my inept networking teacher was insisting that a kilobyte was bigger than a megabyte) and didn't realize it was broken until it had healed in the wrong place.

And finally, I'm bipolar. This means I have to smoke pot all the time so I don't go into mania and freak out or get depressed and stop moving. At least I don't have to get my blood tested every week.

[DigitalLemonClock]

i just smoke weed every day

no real reason

[Converse]

i just smoke weed every day

no real reason

ha ha

[AstronautClock]

uh I broke my arm and my collarbone once on separate occasions. nothing else