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Farted by Lump Clock, January 04, 2010, 07:03:57 AM

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Marlin Clock

We could do what ATHF did and unintentionally(well, for us it would be intentionally) cause panic by setting up some Lite-Brites in conspicuous population heavy areas far away so that no one can really tell what they are, we get retards to call them in as bombs make a city lock down in fear, we get every national news media talking about it, then we become famous. We have a lot of people near or in big cities, it wouldn't be too hard.

I think it's been long enough since that incident that people will not suspect it.
We'd just need potential fall men for the setting up of said Lite-Brites.

Silly Putty Clock

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1713194We could do what ATHF did and unintentionally(well, for us it would be intentionally) cause panic by setting up some Lite-Brites in conspicuous population heavy areas far away so that no one can really tell what they are, we get retards to call them in as bombs make a city lock down in fear, we get every national news media talking about it, then we become famous. We have a lot of people near or in big cities, it wouldn't be too hard.

I think it's been long enough since that incident that people will not suspect it.
We'd just need potential fall men for the setting up of said Lite-Brites.

I'd be willing to do it if I could get some Lite-Brites.
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Marlin Clock

Toys R Us, K B Toys, Target, take your pick. Those things shouldn't be too hard to find.

Silly Putty Clock

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1713197Toys R Us, K B Toys, Target, take your pick. Those things shouldn't be too hard to find.

Yes, but where am I going to get the money? I'm trying to get a job, but for now I think I'm useless for that particular assignment. Still, if I'm ever able to acquire the materials, I'll be willing to take the fall. Probably wouldn't get in much trouble anyway.
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Marlin Clock

I see, I really don't have much of an expendable budget myse
lf.

We'd probably have to do something to the things anyway, I know the ATHF things weren't actually lite brites, but Idno where we'd find the materials to make what they made, so it'd sound like the easiest choice, but maybe it would be better to find closer replicates. I guess it might be easier to just rip the extra plastic off the things and just leave the circuit board.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

I almost did call in a clock crew bomb threat at my old highschool but I figured it was too easy to tie back to me to be safe.

peyoteclock

clockc rew bigger than religion

SilverClock

Someone should start buying billboards.
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Lump Clock

Quote from: Topcatyo;1713146So should we get started on some stuff that'll get us some exposure?  No longer for the Wikipedia article but just for the hell of it?
If not we should get a subforum made for these plans.

I love this idea!

Quote from: SilverClock;1713208Someone should start buying billboards.

Oh I will totally do this!

1) How much does it cost?
2) We need art designs! I'll make one, but I think we should have at least two more besides mine and obviously the OBEY one.

Loki Clock

Or we could take out internet ads, instead of blowing all that money on a single, large ad in a single location that only occupied (esp. driving) people will see.

Also, we need some introductory material in plain sight at the top of the portal. A 1-2 sentence description of what the Clock Crew is and/or links to a brief overview preluding a somewhat more extensive history, without going into minutiae, fluff, essays, etc.., and DEFINITELY a link to a page whose name shouts "here's the content" containing links to the archive-by-year threads.

Silly Putty Clock

We should try to make the phrase "Hey, when I Clock?" a popular colloquialism.
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SpongeClock SquarePants

you guys are on the internet.





























btw what would the clockcrew as a whole profit from exposure?

Silly Putty Clock

Quote from: SCSP;1713257btw what would the clockcrew as a whole profit from exposure?

WE WANT TO BE NOTABLE DAMMIT
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Topcatyo

Quote from: SCSP;1713257btw what would the clockcrew as a whole profit from exposure?
Shits and giggles.

Silly Putty Clock

Quote from: Topcatyo;1713280Shits and giggles.

:this:
This is what the Crew was supposed to be all about, and it's gone as long as we stick to newgrounds. The whole point of the CC is to fuck with people. We've gone too long just circlejerking, we need to expand.
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TheCheshireClock

We could do something viral. It's almost stupid how well they work.

  Over the last few months, I've been leaving Lewis Carroll references all over my apartment complex. It started when some people left some free dishes in the laundry room, and I arranged them into a tea set. I took a piece of paper and marker and left a sign that said "Tea Time."
Later, I left pictures of the Cheshire Cat (I'm using one of them as my avatar) with quotes on them, leading to my apartment. Nobody bothered to follow them (that or the didn't catch on) but did start talking about them. I decided to step it up, and covered the entire laundry room with little pieces of paper with Carroll Nonce words written on them (IE: "Jabberwocky," "Brillig," "Slithy,").
  Weirdly enough, nobody seemed to notice that one... That, or they just didn't connect it to Alice In Wonderland. Later, I drew a picture of The Mad Hatter and wrote "MADNESS IS COMING" in a speech bubble, and left one in each laundry room, and on the windows of the main office.

  Now, I just did this because I was bored, and a total geek. It started because some person left a bunch of hand me down tea things in the laundry room, and I decided to make it look better. When people payed notice, I decided to expand it. Some people are even copying me, and one person drew a very good picture of the March Hare (That, or the white rabbit) and wrote "BRING ON THE MADNESS!"

  This is a very contained, and simple example, but we could easily do the same thing with Clock Crew Propaganda. We have a many clocks in major cities, and we could very easily do something like this, not only IRL, but on the internet as well. It's all about expanding ourselves from Cc.cc and Newgrounds to the rest of the internet. There are a lot of websites that are sadly without Clock. When it comes to viral stuff, we just need to be less straight forward, and more ominous and mysterious. And frankly, The Clock Crew has the perfect name for that.


Beast

The most successful virals are those that have a wide appeal, and are easily passed around (hence why a catch phrase or simple image is probably the perfect form). The Clock Crew suffers from being a rather specialist group with most of it's humour deriving from in-jokes, so mass appeal is unlikely, and quite frankly undesirable.
Arwight darlin\'?

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: RaggedClock;1713405The most successful virals are those that have a wide appeal, and are easily passed around (hence why a catch phrase or simple image is probably the perfect form). The Clock Crew suffers from being a rather specialist group with most of it's humour deriving from in-jokes, so mass appeal is unlikely, and quite frankly undesirable.

An influx of new users would be annoying for a time but it's necessary. A forum can't survive without new blood every now and then.

Marlin Clock

Don't make me pull out my chart.

Beast

Quote from: Brak's Dad;1713406An influx of new users would be annoying for a time but it's necessary. A forum can't survive without new blood every now and then.

I agree, but do we want to be the next LOLcats?
Arwight darlin\'?