Get ordained on this website in like two days

[Roman Collar Clock]

So yeah you can get ordained into this church just by e-mailing them your name.  After getting accepted you can legally marry people and start your own church.

http://www.ulc.net/

lol

[TequilaClock]

Its like Furcadia for puritans!

[Slurpee]

that's nothing. you're already a Discordian Pope.

[AbsintheClock]

Looking into this to see if it's legit. If so I'm starting my own damned religion!

[Asshatclock]

Asshatism here I come.

[Roman Collar Clock]

Looking into this to see if it's legit. If so I'm starting my own damned religion!

It seems pretty legit.  I heard they won a case in the supreme court so their clergy can enjoy the same legal status as the other religions.

[Kaijuclock]

Esoteric Order Of Dagon is about to be a real religion!

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Esoteric Order Of Dagon is about to be a real religion!

Lets sell merchandise!

[Silly Putty Clock]

Lets sell merchandise!

Damn, now I'm hearing your posts in the voice of that guy in your avatar, but I don't know what he sounds like so it's just like some hick is reading your posts out loud.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I'm not sure if it was Absinthe or Gir who gave me this username.

[Silly Putty Clock]

I'm not sure if it was Absinthe or Gir who gave me this username.

WINE 'EM
DINE 'EM
SIXTY-NINE 'EM

[Kaijuclock]

Absinthe, I posted the picture first though.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Man I haven't seen dumb and dumber in forever. Maybe since elementary school.

[Silly Putty Clock]

Man I haven't seen dumb and dumber in forever. Maybe since elementary school.

Wait, that guy's from Dumb and Dumber? I forgot most of it. I think I only saw it once. The only part I can remember is when they get to Aspen and start spending all the money and go to the charity thing in Willy Wonka suits.

EDIT: Ok, I just looked up the Sea Bass scene on youtube. Now I'm reading your posts in his actual voice.

EDIT EDIT: In regards to the OP, IIRC Hunter S. Thompson was a minister of that church.

[AbsintheClock]

I just registered, and now I officially declare myself the pope of Absurdism. Come one, come all, get your pants before they fall. Teeth are falling out? Tough shit! Want to make sure after you kick the bucket your teeth will never fall out again? Talk to me and not the 300 pound gorilla in the room! I do weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, and I even put the fun back in funeral! Just come talk to me in two business days.

[Silly Putty Clock]

I should do this. I like the idea of being able to put Rev. in front of my name. It worked out pretty well for Roger.

[TwistClock]

Mine is coming is 2 business days.

Everything and everyone will be married and nobody can stop me

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I'm marrying Pat Robertson and Marilyn Manson without their permission.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I am officially a minister now. I plan wearing a pope hat 24/7, with upside down crosses, stars of david, and swastikas plastered all over it. As my first decree as Pope of Southern Baptist Satanism, I hereby declare Pat Robertson and Marilyn Manson married until death. Amen.


Oh and PS, I posthumously baptize Jesus, Buddha, and the original Shamu into my church.

[Kaijuclock]

I am now a member of the Absurdist Church, As I am ordained as well i shall open up local chapters in the south. Now i have to wait on Reverend Absinthe to write the holy text.