movie starring you!!!

[miracle fruit]

to whoever gives me the best idea for a movie


and then the movie will be about them ok?? get it

THIS MOVIE WILL ALSO COSTAR DAVE COULIER CLOCK

there happy dave

[miracle fruit]

oh sure when it takes a bit of effort nobody replies

[buttplug]

like Being John Malkovitch but instead of Malkovitch it is StrawberryClock

[TelephoneClock]

Make a movie about how scientists have discovered a gaping void in the universe and they send some clocks to investigate it and then they get sucked into the void and they end up in a parallel dimension where CarrotClock actually IS the king of the portal and Bitclock is is right-hand man and then the clocks who got sent there kill Carrot and Bit and get Strawberry to run for Kingdomship but he loses the election and gets drunk off his ass and runs over the clocks who were sent there and they die and Strawberry gets arrested and then the scientist's back in our dimension are like 'hey what happened to those clocks we sent' and the other one's like 'who cares' and then they go play cards the end.

[pop-tart]

Bitch, you said you were putting me in a movie already. I put your ass in two.
 
Here's an idea for your movie. Miracle Fruit goes to Jamba Juice and the blend his ass into a smoothie. Teh Edn.

[TelephoneClock]

Dang, yo. That's harsh. make a movie where Dave Coulier takes a chill pill.











Nah I'm just playin' you dave. Us Clockfans, we stick together. 'S how we roll.

[EtchASketchClock]

oh sure when it takes a bit of effort nobody replies

Yep.
And if it didn't require any effort, you'd probably making a movie about me right now.

[Kombucha]

A horror movie about Brazilian wandering spiders hiding in banana crates.

[miracle fruit]

Bitch, you said you were putting me in a movie already. I put your ass in two.

ok this movie will co-star dave coulier clock hooray

Here's an idea for your movie. Miracle Fruit goes to Jamba Juice and the blend his ass into a smoothie. Teh Edn.

this is actually a pretty cool idea

like Being John Malkovitch but instead of Malkovitch it is StrawberryClock

um my brain couldnt work long enough for that

Make a movie about how scientists have discovered a gaping void in the universe and they send some clocks to investigate it and then they get sucked into the void and they end up in a parallel dimension where CarrotClock actually IS the king of the portal and Bitclock is is right-hand man and then the clocks who got sent there kill Carrot and Bit and get Strawberry to run for Kingdomship but he loses the election and gets drunk off his ass and runs over the clocks who were sent there and they die and Strawberry gets arrested and then the scientist's back in our dimension are like 'hey what happened to those clocks we sent' and the other one's like 'who cares' and then they go play cards the end.

your story started going somewhere and then it was kind of terrible but it gave me some pretty good ideas so good job

A horror movie about Brazilian wandering spiders hiding in banana crates.

thats a terrible idea

[I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I]

Make a short one with me (blobclock). You could.... um.... make me.... bounce? And then um... a buncha clocks from the clockcrew could come watch.... and then I bounce off screen and fall back down gigantic and everybody gets squashed. And then I could say something like "hurray!"

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

A japanese business man walks into a very crowded train and starts groping some 14 year old girl's ass like he usually does. But this time he decides to start groping from the front as well. And then he notices something is wrong, he is not in fact touching a 14 year old girl's vagina, he's grabbing a 40 year old midget crossdresser's semi erect dick. As if the businessman's horror was not already at it's maximum, the midget's head turns around slowly, all the way around like in the exorcist and he's making this face.



u raiki mai dikku?

[K3LTR0N]

ok so this is what happens

SETTING: FRIDAY, YEAR OF 1843, it is a quiet summers day

it shows a quiet country farm, nothing seems abnormal about this day except for one thing, there is no doors or windows to this farm

outside the farm there are 12 ducks, they are all browm but they are not regular birds because they are ducks. so one duck quacks, then another one, and another untill they are all quacking

the camera pans out and you hear the ducks quacking (a little quieter tho) but then you see something appearing in teh distance

it is a giant golden duck who is mother to all of the 12 ducks. the 12 ducks explode as the mother duck lands. this mother duck is very big like the size of an airplane

you hear footsteps, and then you got the guy from spider man who plays spider man (but like not as spiderman just as himself) and it shows him coming up from under the ground. he just escaped from prison in hawaii and he is covered in dirt because he dug himself all the way to kentucky with a plastic knife you see. so then the spiderman guy sees the golden duck and climbs upon it and flies to his motherland in south africa. there he calls his mother and tells her he has escaped and he doesnt have much time. an explosion happens behind him when hes on the phone and 3 chinese guys on motercycles bust through the explosion and they are all cyborgs with machine gun arms. oh by the way they are in a bank and the 3 guys rob the bank, the cashier person is david coulier or w/e ok? ok i found out spidermans name is toby macguire or something so toby says "STOP WITH YOUR BUSINIESS YOU CHINESE FOOLS" and so they get scared because he looks so tough and he has a couple tattoos to prove it so the chinese guys leave but they leave behind their motercycles and they also amputate their machine gun arms

so then toby maguire the new main guy of this film amputates 3 of his limbs (2 arms and a leg) and attatches the machine guns insted. he amputates his other leg and attatches one of the motercycles. david coulier says "hey mister can i come with you" and he says "sure kid, its good to have a sidekick" so he amputates david couliers legs and adds the remaining 2 motercycles. david uses a payphone to call his mom but finds out she has just been diagnosed with cancer and she dies, so to avenger her death he goes with toby maguire which actually doesnt avenge her death so idk but he goes anyways. from there they board the golden duck again and they go to haiti where they use their crime fighting skills to save everyone there and then haiti becomes the #1 industrialized country and its like good there and the poverty rate is below .1%.

ending: it shows david coulier and toby maguire waking away into the sun and toby says "ya done good kid, ya done good"

[I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I]

and then I fall out of the sky and crush them

[K3LTR0N]

and then I fall out of the sky and crush them

NO

[I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I]

Fine. How about I fall out of the sky and land on them, and then you see them floating around inside them

[K3LTR0N]

NO!!!

[miracle fruit]

ok so this is what happens

SETTING: FRIDAY, YEAR OF 1843, it is a quiet summers day

it shows a quiet country farm, nothing seems abnormal about this day except for one thing, there is no doors or windows to this farm

outside the farm there are 12 ducks, they are all browm but they are not regular birds because they are ducks. so one duck quacks, then another one, and another untill they are all quacking

the camera pans out and you hear the ducks quacking (a little quieter tho) but then you see something appearing in teh distance

it is a giant golden duck who is mother to all of the 12 ducks. the 12 ducks explode as the mother duck lands. this mother duck is very big like the size of an airplane

you hear footsteps, and then you got the guy from spider man who plays spider man (but like not as spiderman just as himself) and it shows him coming up from under the ground. he just escaped from prison in hawaii and he is covered in dirt because he dug himself all the way to kentucky with a plastic knife you see. so then the spiderman guy sees the golden duck and climbs upon it and flies to his motherland in south africa. there he calls his mother and tells her he has escaped and he doesnt have much time. an explosion happens behind him when hes on the phone and 3 chinese guys on motercycles bust through the explosion and they are all cyborgs with machine gun arms. oh by the way they are in a bank and the 3 guys rob the bank, the cashier person is david coulier or w/e ok? ok i found out spidermans name is toby macguire or something so toby says "STOP WITH YOUR BUSINIESS YOU CHINESE FOOLS" and so they get scared because he looks so tough and he has a couple tattoos to prove it so the chinese guys leave but they leave behind their motercycles and they also amputate their machine gun arms

so then toby maguire the new main guy of this film amputates 3 of his limbs (2 arms and a leg) and attatches the machine guns insted. he amputates his other leg and attatches one of the motercycles. david coulier says "hey mister can i come with you" and he says "sure kid, its good to have a sidekick" so he amputates david couliers legs and adds the remaining 2 motercycles. david uses a payphone to call his mom but finds out she has just been diagnosed with cancer and she dies, so to avenger her death he goes with toby maguire which actually doesnt avenge her death so idk but he goes anyways. from there they board the golden duck again and they go to haiti where they use their crime fighting skills to save everyone there and then haiti becomes the #1 industrialized country and its like good there and the poverty rate is below .1%.

ending: it shows david coulier and toby maguire waking away into the sun and toby says "ya done good kid, ya done good"

goddamn i think i have to do this

however you didnt put yourself anywhere in the story

[K3LTR0N]

um make me the mom of them when they call their moms idk lol

[TheClockNessMonster]

you should make Zombie Dinosaur Dragon Future Lazer Space War. Starring me, discoball, you and strawberry.

[I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I]

make me drop on them at the end.
Thought you heard the last of me, didn't ya!
Wow, I'm starting to annoy myself