So I met Bill Murray

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And while we were hanging out, I thought to myself "Gollers, I can't wait to tell the Clock Crew about this!"

Then I woke up

[zl]

!!!

Just last night I dreamt I met Dan Aykroyd and I was trying to get him to watch my bill murray flash, and to pass it on to Bill.

But I could not maneuver the conversation to that, and instead ended up as a chief actor in a new zombie movie he was making

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Dude, yes, Dan Aykroyd was in mine too! My family and I were in a mall being taken over by terrorists but we weren't panicking at all because we saw Roy and Venkman run in wearing their bustin' gear.

After they totally fucked up the terrorists, Bill invited everyone in the mall over for a tour to his place. It fucking ruled because his basement was a noir-themed bar and the basement of his basement was a museum dedicated to cool people. There was even a gift shop that only sold Blues Brothers merchandise and John Belushi was there talking to people.

We went back a few months after the zombie apocalypse to find that some socially-awkward dweeb had shot Bill in the chest with a shotgun. We were all upset about this until we realized that civilization itself had come to an end and we could pretty much loot people's houses for whatever the fuck we wanted.

We didn't want to steal from Bill though, so we decided to head over to Vince Vaughn's mansion. Then my friend Dylan got eaten by his zombified twin brother. I woke up and decided to stay home from school today.