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i'm going to be in america in about 8 days

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DaisyClock

May 10, 2010, 08:51:32 PM
this is my first trip alone, i'm pretty excited/nervous/scared
 
any tips about america or things i should look out for
humourous tips welcome

Slurpee

#1
May 10, 2010, 09:23:44 PM
Quote from: DaisyClock;1750700things i should look out for

blacks

Kombucha

#2
May 10, 2010, 09:24:33 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1750707blacks
And gays.

screwdriver_clock

#4
May 10, 2010, 09:24:43 PM
Expect both men and women to fling themselves to you based on your accent, lots of prepubescents talking to you at random about how they will move to your country of London someday, and dentists all rushing up to you to fix your teeth.

AbsintheClock

#5
May 10, 2010, 09:35:29 PM
What part of America? Each part has it's own eccentricities.

Thor

#6
May 10, 2010, 09:59:57 PM
America is so big you need to give us a specific state or area to stereotype correctly
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

PoisonshroomClock

#7
May 10, 2010, 10:02:25 PM
why are you going, just out of curiosity

RevolutionaryClock

#8
May 10, 2010, 10:03:42 PM
be careful- in america the jews are all UNFENCED

PoisonshroomClock

#9
May 10, 2010, 10:09:00 PM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1750729to meet me, duh

I'm a celebrity

!!!!


please autograph this for me please:

DingleberryClock

#10
May 10, 2010, 10:17:10 PM
In Socialist America, dog humps YOU!

buttplug

#11
May 10, 2010, 10:26:44 PM
Where? Assuming you mean the US, what state? Each one is widely different. believe it or not we all aren't McDonalds loving gun toting bomb dropping Christian fundamentalists, no matter what the Dutch would have you believe.

Thor

#12
May 10, 2010, 10:51:50 PM
Quote from: Bulba;1750743believe it or not we all aren't McDonalds loving gun toting bomb dropping Christian fundamentalists

Yeah, just the people in Texas are
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

PoisonshroomClock

#13
May 10, 2010, 10:56:55 PM
Quote from: Golden Clock;1750736there u go little boy


going to frame this asap

Marlin Clock

#14
May 10, 2010, 10:57:30 PM
Seriously, wouldn't you have the same reponse if someone just said "I'm going to the UK, any tips/things to look out for?"

And lemme tell ya, your country is itty bitty compared to the entirety of the US.

miracle fruit

#15
May 10, 2010, 10:58:42 PM
come to canada we're better looking

DaisyClock

#16
May 10, 2010, 11:15:47 PM
Quote from: christy;1750727why are you going, just out of curiosity

to meet wavy gravy i'm his biggest fan ;)
 
and i'm going to be in california!

DaisyClock

#17
May 10, 2010, 11:17:23 PM
i'm going to smoke wed everyday in california toot toot

DaisyClock

#18
May 10, 2010, 11:20:17 PM
i took a thousand hours to reply to this thread and now everyones died of starvation

Biggskoo

#19
May 10, 2010, 11:30:08 PM
ugh the west coast
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