GOP: Budget cuts on Science and Math education

[AbsintheClock]

It's cuz we haven't had anything better than the hydrogen bomb in a while. Until those brainy faggots can figure out how to make a bigger boom then they get no dough.

[Slurpee]

we need science to like find an efficient way to destroy plastics or to get plants to grow on the moon or something though because we're making a big ass mess tryna fuck the planet's shit up

[Thor]

we need science to like find an efficient way to destroy plastics or to get plants to grow on the moon or something though because we're making a big ass mess tryna fuck the planet's shit up

Science already selectively breed a bacteria that eats plastic super fast

[F U Clock]

We've found a good means of destroying US's southern coastline, that's good right? I mean no one can figure out how to stop the gushing oil but fuck man, we sure do know how to destroy shit.

[Slurpee]

Science already selectively breed a bacteria that eats plastic super fast

see? now if it craps something useful and can survive in the ocean, I suddenly feel a lot less guilty about using shampoo bottles, and the great pacific garbage patch

science pwns.

[TequilaClock]

hmm i dont think u get photosynthesis

Do you know why the moon shines?

[Topcatyo]

we need science to like find an efficient way to destroy plastics or to get plants to grow on the moon or something though because we're making a big ass mess tryna fuck the planet's shit up

About the plastic...
Although, I haven't heard shit about this in a while so I hope they're still going through with it.

[SageClock]

If they likewise voted against increasing funding for other things (like the bailouts), then I could get behind their decision, as it shouldn't be the government's business to take taxpayer's money and force them to pay for things they might not want to (or can't afford to) spend it on, and that includes funding other people's math or science education/businesses.

However, they vote to increase funding for ridiculously stupid things all over the place, when math and science education is much more worthy to fund than everything else that's been approved lately, so I'm pretty annoyed by this decision.

[Kombucha]

I kinda just want to meet the guy who did the editing on that commercial. Aside from it being completely ridiculous, it's a pretty entertaining ad.

Being completely ridiculous is what makes it entertaining.

[TequilaClock]

my mistake i thought there was more to it than sunlight

Artificial atmosphere? Fertilizing lunar ground? SCIENCE BRO

[Topcatyo]

How reflective did Mythbusters say the moon's surface was?  I think it was somewhere around 8%, right?

[Topcatyo]

This video is a humorous parody of that there agriculture guy commercial we was just makin fun of.

[ShastaClock]

I looked up this Rand Paul guy:

In cases of rape and incest, he opposes abortion.

Oh jeez.

He has proposed securing the border by an underground electric fence and helicopter stations

Yes. But I liked the idea of burning money in giant trash cans, thus inhibiting the sight of illegal's.

Paul opposes same-sex marriage, but believes the issue should be left to the states to decide.

Silly fags.

Paul supports the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution and would oppose all gun control legislation.

YOU AIN'T TAKIN MA GUNS, AND YOUS AIN'T TAKIN MA BIBLE.

Paul supports the legalization of medical marijuana.

Well, he won my vote.