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Farted by ProqagandaClock, June 13, 2010, 07:21:11 AM

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Thor

Quote from: TequilaClock;1760144It looks fun to me.

Then you're a jerk and I hate you.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

NintendrCkolc

Quote from: THOR;1760135Bulletstorm looks like the most casual FPS I've seen in a long time, what are you guys on about? It even has a built in mechanic to make the enemies stop moving, fly out from cover, and glow so that mouth breathers playing it can actually hit the targets.

This x 10,000.

It doesnt look awful but I doubt it'll hold my interest for more then a couple days. (Especially considering the other FPS's coming out this year)



Plus it constantly reminds me of this. Why hasnt someone made this yet?

Thor

It's starting to get annoying how many prerendered animations we're getting. I want to see some gameplay damn it!

Oh yeah and Assassins creed 3 announced. Looks like they've completely given up on the idea of stealth.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

RobClock

Rareware's website's countdown has been at 0 for a day and a half already and i've heard nothing of their supposed announcement.

TequilaClock

Quote from: RobClock;1760157Rareware's website's countdown has been at 0 for a day and a half already and i've heard nothing of their supposed announcement.

TA-DA!

RobClock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1760178TA-DA!
Hooray for disappointments! The only thing worth viewing out of that was the commercial pre-video where Soundwave transformed into a tape player and started playing The Touch by Stan Bush.

TequilaClock


Cork

Quote from: TequilaClock;1760191They announced a new Rayman! A REAL RAYMAN!

http://www.destructoid.com/e3-10-ubisoft-unveils-rayman-origins-176438.phtml

....for the Ipad.

:(

TabascoClock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1760191They announced a new Rayman! A REAL RAYMAN!

http://www.destructoid.com/e3-10-ubisoft-unveils-rayman-origins-176438.phtml

HOLY SHIT!
EDIT:
Quote from: Cork;1760196....for the Ipad.

:(
Never mind.

TequilaClock

Quote from: Cork;1760196....for the Ipad.

:(

Source?

EDIT: OH EXCUSE ME

QuotePlatform(s):
XBox Live Arcade, Playstation Network, iPad

Game obviously sucks because it's ALSO on the iPad.

Thor

#90
MGS: Rising looks badass.

Quote from: TequilaClock;1760178TA-DA!

oh how the mighty have fallen

EDIT:

lol fake kinect demos
http://files.myfrogbag.com/iws5jq/12765937137861.gif
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

RobClock

Is it just me or is Kinect an even worse name than Natal?

Asshatclock

Does rayman really need an origins story ? looks good though.
Also if its origins, why is that blue guy there, I'm pretty sure the first rayman game didn't have any supporting characters other then that fairy thing.

ProqagandaClock

Quote from: Asshatclock;1760276Does rayman really need an origins story ? looks good though.
Also if its origins, why is that blue guy there, I'm pretty sure the first rayman game didn't have any supporting characters other then that fairy thing.

Not really no, the first game was all like "Go here and do shit and stuff and it's awesome because this world is trippy, funky and has awesome music and you'll love every minute of it". It was like the first sonics, then they raped the franchaise I heard (I never played anything beyond the first one, didn't want to spoil the memory)

Quote from: AstronautClock;1760116nintendogs

also.. people would teach it to turn around so you could fondle its pooper and stuff. looks weird to me this game its just weird

God I love how the first thing you think about when seeing that is fondeling its pooper. I mean it, it made my day.

Quote from: THOR;1760118So far in the EA conference I've seen nothing but FPS and sports games and not a SINGLE new intellectual property
Agreed. Casual gaming is raping "gaming", I think it'll become much worse before it gets better, but it will get better one day.

Quote from: Ned Flanders;1760128Rock Band is Harmonix and they work with EA, I was also disappointed by the lack of Rock Band 3.
Why ? Its the same godamn shit as Rock Band 1 and Rock Band 2 with like 10% better graphics and some new songs...

Quote from: RobClock;1760274Is it just me or is Kinect an even worse name than Natal?
Thank you !


EDIT: I watched some more Dead Space 2 gameplay, aaa man I fucking love that franchaise ! The first was banned in like 8 countries for having babies (in germany I heard) and wow is this one going to be banned ! He plowed through a fucking kindergarden of children.

WrenchClock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1760191They announced a new Rayman! A REAL RAYMAN!

http://www.destructoid.com/e3-10-ubisoft-unveils-rayman-origins-176438.phtml

They brought back the green guys with moustasches and old British explorer outfits :D :D

TequilaClock

They started straight to business with The Legend fo Zelda: Skyward Sword

Looks damn nice

http://e3.gamespot.com/press-conference/nintendo-e3/?tag=topslot;thumb;1

RobClock

Well, Nintendo sure isn't bullshitting around.

TequilaClock

They seem to have signal interference. pretty inconvenient.

RobClock

Reggie is so full of bullshit

ProqagandaClock

Quote from: RobClock;1760325Reggie is so full of bullshit

the nintendo guy?

yeah i was autodirected to the livestream due to gametrailers.com being overloaded... I can't stand 30 seconds of those smug assholes acting like their huge capitalistic rape of the market has anything to do with gaming or games.