E3 Topic

[RobClock]

Wii Party: it's like Mario Party only nobody cares!

EDIT:
Just Dance 2? Give me a break, Nintendo.

[Poltergeist]

the nintendo guy?

yeah i was autodirected to the livestream due to gametrailers.com being overloaded... I can't stand 30 seconds of those smug assholes acting like their huge capitalistic rape of the market has anything to do with gaming or games.

You're right they should all be really insecure and nervous and doubtful of their own fucking company at the biggest gaming event of the year AAAHHHHH

[Poltergeist]

Wait what? New Goldeneye?! Huh?!!

Haha they're giving it like a "Hall of fame" moment. Awesome.

[RobClock]

HOLY DICK! GOLDENEYE!

Edit: This holiday? fuck yes!

[RobClock]

With all due respect, there's no way that Epic Mickey can top that last announcement.

[Poltergeist]

That Disney guy is super friendly though. I'm diggin the animation too.

Wait, Mickey can use paint thinner? And paint? I didn't know they were making Roger Rabbit: The Game. I kinda like the thinner/paint playstyle thing though.

[RobClock]

It looks fantastic. Visually, i mean.



edit: okay so maybe fantastic is a strong word.

[Poltergeist]

Uh no it's pretty ugly to be honest. The animations are nice, though. Steamboat Mickey is cool though

[Poltergeist]

SAKURAI?! NEW KIRBY GAME? PLEASE NEW KIRBY GAME



HAHAHAHA IT IS FUCK YES


OH CHRIST IT'S BEAUTIFUL

[RobClock]

New Kirby game? FUCK YEAH!


EDIT: Epic Yarn? whaaat?

It looks like a children's book!

[Poltergeist]

It's fucking magnificent

[Topcatyo]

Wait what? New Goldeneye?! Huh?!!

This was leaked not too long ago.

[RobClock]

This was leaked not too long ago.

yes,  but now it's confirmed.

and the authenticity of the leak was iffy at best.

[Poltergeist]

Oh. Dragon Quest. Oh.














did you guys fucking see that Kirby game? He was a motherfucking robot


Oh hey Metroid!

[RobClock]

New Metroid Trailer!

did you guys fucking see that  Kirby game? He was a motherfucking robot

I'm pretty sure he was just in some mechanical suits or something.

[ProqagandaClock]

So there actually was a new duke nukem game. Shame it looks pretty bad.

halo seems nice
and the new KOTORmmo trailer looks swell albiet I wish we'd see some actual gameplay

You're right they should all be really insecure and nervous and doubtful of their own fucking company at the biggest gaming event of the year AAAHHHHH

No but they should be talking about games or whatever, christ when did E3 turn into a 3 hour long Powerpoint presentation about how big ones own companys penis is and how huge it is in comparison to the other companies penises.

Impress us with spending that fuckload of money you got; At making some actual godamn GAMES and not those shitty games with the word "Wii" in the title which instantly brands it as some smug shit game that has worse story, gameplay and graphics than half the games at newgrounds.
This goes for all the companies, its just that for some reason I hate that ethnic guy and girl from nintendo... they just seem so fake its nauseating.

[Poltergeist]

New Metroid Trailer!


I'm pretty sure he was just in some mechanical suits or something.

Shut up

[RobClock]

NEW DONKEY KONG! FINALLY!

Looks like it could be another DK Country of all things!


Edit: "Donkey Kong Country returns" totally called it!

[Poltergeist]

Wait, Donkey Kong?


Yeah, Propoganda. donkey Kong, Zelda, Metroid and motherfucking Kirby. The rest of the show can be a pie chart.

[RobClock]

New IP? New peripheral?

EDIT: Oh, it's just the new DS.