Edible Easy-Mac

[AC Slater]

As I was scrounging around my house looking for something to make for dinner, I found boxes upon boxes of Easy-Mac. Not wanting to eat that garbage, I began looking harder for food. However, I didn't find anything else that didn't have some sort of meat ingredient in it. So I settled for the Easy-Mac. Now I don't know about you guys, but all of my experiences with the substance has always made me sick afterward. To avoid this, I figure, "Hey, I'll experiment with some things and try to make it taste good!" I take some ranch dressing, hot sauce, and jalapeno peppers and throw them into the bowl on top and then stirred it for a good while. To my surprise, the end result is absolutely amazing. You guys should try it some time.

[pop-tart]

My digestive health has also learned not to be fooled by the allure of convenience via 'Easy Mac.'

I'm not thinking your Paula Deen approach to its preparation will convince me to give those bastards at Kraft another chance at winning me over. The scars run colon deep.

[AbsintheClock]

Easy mac gives me gas, and I don't think ranch dressing will cure that.