Clock Fortress 2

[VuBawlsClock]

Friend of mine is making a class reskin pack for tf2. I told him to base it on CC. Help with classes?
class/clock

Heavy/sbc
Demoman/zen micro
Soldier/
Scout/Satellite
Sniper/Tequilia
Pyro/Tabasco
Medic/Ankh
Spy/Telephone
Engineer/clammo

[TorchClock]

Heavy/sbc
Demoman/sbc
Soldier/sbc
Scout/sbc
Sniper/sbc
Pyro/sbc
Medic/sbc
Spy/sbc
Engineer/sbc

[AC Slater]

I should be demoman, because you know, I'm black and I dressed up at the mother fucker for Halloween 2 years ago.

[AnkhClock]

I should be Medic because I've been to Germany and the medic's German and I don't know of any actual German people in the CC so I win out.

[TelephoneClock]

I should be the spy, because you know, I have a watch that makes me invisible.

[VuBawlsClock]

i should be the engineer because, yo uknow... my degree in engineering

And the other 10 phd's?

[GearBoxClock]

I would like to be the pyro but I am obscure anfiremanclock or torchclock woule be better

[PolyhedronClock]

I would like to be the pyro but I am obscure anfiremanclock or torchclock woule be better

I'm onto your witchcraft tricks, that type of sorcery won't work hohoho.

You should totally make the Pyro polyhedronclock, seeing how nobody knows what it is, it matches perfectly.


Selfish assertion aside, you should base it on the original cast tbh, something easily to identify with.

[AmberArachnidClock]

I should be scout because I have radar!

[TabascoClock]

I should be the Pyro because my clock character is a type of hot sauce and I don't talk much.

[TequilaClock]

Sniper because FUCK YOU I am the sniper, mate.

[Fireman]

I should be the Pyro because my clock character is a type of hot sauce and I don't talk much.

fuck you I have an axe and a fire retardant suit

[Topcatyo]

Heavy/Dodger Clock
Demoman/Olskoo
Soldier/SBC
Scout/Somebody
Sniper/Bio (provided he has a monicle
Pyro/Slurpee (gay joke about the word "flamer", and also a hilarious juxtaposition between a person who sets things on fire and a character who is an ice-based drink).  That or Arctic
Medic/Dwarfinator
Spy/Red/Blue Clock
Engineer/Sage Clock

[buttplug]

Heavy/Piney
Demoman/Olskoo
Soldier/Knottsberry
Scout/Grapes
Sniper/Apple
Pyro/sbc
Medic/Turd
Spy/Carrot
Engineer/Orange

Also I should be solider because maggots

[VuBawlsClock]

Ive copied all the list and sent it to him. He will tell me tomorow

[screwclock]

demo man - tay zonday
everything else sbc

[Upside Down Hobo Face]

Soldier/Absinthe

[buttplug]

one of these names is drastically out of place

You hold up immature 13 year old boys as an ideal.

[Silly Putty Clock]

Heavy/Dodger Clock
Demoman/Olskoo
Soldier/SBC
Scout/Somebody
Sniper/Bio (provided he has a monicle
Pyro/Slurpee (gay joke about the word "flamer", and also a hilarious juxtaposition between a person who sets things on fire and a character who is an ice-based drink).  That or Arctic
Medic/Dwarfinator
Spy/Red/Blue Clock
Engineer/Sage Clock

I like this list.

EDIT: Scout should be Pirate.

EDIT EDIT: Wait, no. Soldier should be Pirate, and Scout should be Rupee, Battery or Heineken. Pirate deserves more respect than Scout. Also, Flounderman would be good as a spy, based on his trolling exploits. And on the fact that I once drew him in a pinstriped suit and it looked quite snazzy.

[patriotclock]

i clearly should be something. im kind of a big deal