My salvation

[Isison]

"With long life will I satisfy him, and shew him my salvation." (Psalm 91:16)

A miracle today has happened to me, and with it I've finally come to know the Lord. I'd like to share this warm story to all of you my brothers and sisters in the name of the Good Shepard.

My toilet today was broken, so I called my landlord to fix it. Ok, everything is set, but before the repairman came, I felt the urge to shit. It was a difficult decision: to shit into a broken toilet or not to shit. Finally, I decided to shit. I shit hard like shitting rocks out. I'm sure I shitted some, but when I turned my eyes into the toilet, lo and behold, there's no shit. It's clear water with the shocking reflection of my own face. I've shitted but there's no shit!

I stood there for like 10 minutes with shock, then I came to realize it GOT TO BE the Lord was watching over me, and let my guardian angels collected the shit before I saw it.

Hench comes my salvation. Amen

[Slash]

In before "what the fuck isison" or any variations like "isison, what the fuck"

[pop-tart]

Praise He that is holy.

Deu 23:14

For the LORD thy God walketh in the midst of thy camp, to deliver thee, and to give up thine enemies before thee; therefore shall thy camp be holy: that he see no unclean thing in thee, and turn away from thee.

[TequilaClock]

wat

[Topcatyo]

That's rather coincidental, Isison, because the first thing I did when I read this thread was say "Jesus Christ" and drop my face into my hands.