Vampires Suck

[Nightmare Clock]

Now, I hate DATE MOVIE and EPIC MOVIE and all that I'm a edgy teen bullshit nonsense as much as the next guy. Seriously I fume when that shit comes out. But the hatred I feel for that is not one one-onebillionth of the hate I feel this micro-instant for twilight.

So, I couldn't help but laugh when I saw this.

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[PolyhedronClock]

it's the lesser of two evils the way I see it anyways, it's kinda ironic that they're making a shit parody of a shit movie.

[Silly Putty Clock]

at least it doesn't have "movie" at the end of the title

[AmberArachnidClock]

at least it doesn't have "movie" at the end of the title

Yes, instead it's a fifth grade level pun.

EDIT: However the trailer did have some funny parts

[Slurpee]

stephanie meyer can't write for shit, she's a completely obtuse egoist, she single-handedly set healthy views of human sexuality in America back about 15 years, and her shit spawned a culture of, let's face it, creepy jailbait abstinence porn. anything short of a complete evisceration of the entire concept of and culture surrounding twilight is too soft. it deserves to be fucking brutalized.
friedberg and seltzer are not up to the task. at least the stupid mormon cunt had the foreknowledge to sell her shit to the right people and produce cinematically competent movies. friedberg and seltzer, on the other hand, are subhuman scum. they're a plague on the collective cultural approach to entertainment. they venerate simplicity- nothing but easy, completely context irrelevant jokes intended to invoke a grunting chortle of recognition in their audience, and encouraging a terrifying anti-cultural and anti-intellectual streak in the people who enjoy their movies.

none of these people are the good guys.
they all need to be strung up and forcibly removed from the echelons of pop culture strata before they can do any more damage.

and that is my opinion

[Topcatyo]

This movie is going to suck.

[Topcatyo]

Haha

[VuBawlsClock]

I personally hated Epic Movie.
Date movie and Superhero Movie was at least sorta humorous and well put together.
I didn't see Disaster Movie till like, a year later. It was actually better than I thought it would be.
But, of course, nothing beets Scary Movie.

[Topcatyo]

I personally hated Epic Movie.

You normally post "I personally blah blah blah" when your opinion is different from the majority.

But nobody likes Epic Movie.

[Kombucha]

This movie is going to suck.

Just like Disaster Movie was a disaster.

But, of course, nothing beets Scary Movie.

[GearBoxClock]

it's the lesser of two evils the way I see it anyways, it's kinda ironic that they're making a shit parody of a shit movie.

I'd say it's pretty appropriate

[AC Slater]

This is going to be awful, just like all of their other movies have been. Sad thing is, people are still going to go see this which is going to make them think they can make even more movies later on. Also, these aren't as good as Scary Movie because these guys didn't do Scary Movie by themselves like they did this one and the others.

[Nightmare Clock]

If I had to pick a thread winner I would say Slurpee.

In this instance I'm less biased against friedberg and seltzer due to an astronomical sized hatred for meyer.

[patriotclock]

none of these people are the good guys.
they all need to be strung up and forcibly removed from the echelons of pop culture strata before they can do any more damage.

[EtchASketchClock]

It'll be ironic when the I'm a edgy teen teens that love Twilight go to watch this movie cuz it so funi.

Regardless I couldn't give a shit for either franchise. I just ignore it rather than be angry about it, as it isn't going away.

[RobClock]

I'll be more entertained by the fanboy preteen-girl backlash at this movie than the actual film.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

and that is my opinion

Normally a statement can be argued with, but this has surpassed conjecture into fact

[DWARFINATORclock]

I'd rather watch a Twilight marathon than 5 minutes of this piece of shit. I'm sick of these "movie" movies.

I was going to write something about how much F and S suck but Josh Rosenblatt said it already:

"Writer/directors Friedberg and Seltzer are a scourge. They’re a plague on our cinematic landscape, a national shame, a danger to our culture, a typhoon-sized natural disaster disguised as a filmmaking team, a Hollywood monster wreaking havoc on the minds of America’s youth and setting civilization back thousands of years."[

It's funny because it could also be applied to Twilight. Still, there is nothing worse than a F and S movie.

[RobClock]

Normally a statement can be argued with, but this has surpassed conjecture into fact

I would have to disagree with you there, Flounderman. Only because Slurpee implied that the Twilight movies are 'cinematically competent' which can be misinterpreted to mean 'competent movies'.

[Poltergeist]

My most hated filmmakers are ripping on my most hated... anything. Friedberg/Seltzer and Meyer are both responsible for (I am not kidding) making the human race overall worse.
Sides cannot be taken

This is literally going to be fucking horrible. Dumbass jocks are going to see it and love it just to fucking protest Twilight and Twilighters are going to hear about and bitch about it. Either way I personally lose.