i wont stand for being a probie

[whatever]

what the fuc;k is this shit im the greatest clock ever fuck yall

[whatever]

this is worse than the forums cancer idea put in motion on somethingawful

[BootClock]

whining will help.

[whatever]

this isnt whining it's asking the admins what the fuclk theyre thinking ok??

[EnglishClock]

Consider yourself lucky we don't actually probe you people.

yet.

[whatever]

i mean come on ankh was left a clock ANKH jesus christ

[Marlin Clock]

Ankh? You mean the clock that has been around for almost five years?

[I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I]

Consider yourself lucky we don't actually probe you people.

yet.

One of my favorite past-times is getting probed.

[EnglishClock]

no but really you should stop whining it's kinda annoying and you're just going backwards here buddy.

What if this was a test to see how graceful you would act, huh? wellp you just failed big time, sunshine. the kind of attitude you're showing in this thread mixed with a lack of contribution is why you're a probie. besides, it's just a status, take it as a bit of criticism if you want. besides, you got in through the 6 month waiting system, something which is no longer a part of this generation (it was a shit system anyways). also they haven't finished declockifying people...

 the details of the new clockification system are coming, all will be revealed

[whatever]

how do i have a lack of contribution

[whatever]

oh threads ruined. sorry yall cant post in here anymore. it may have been infected with clam. clam infected the thread folks. peace

[PolyhedronClock]

don't blame clammo yo, he's doing a good job at doing this. being a clock isn't something you're entitled to, despite what your used to. back in the day it was a hell of a ton harder to achieve clockhood. if you want to be an official clock yo, make flash, don't be a jerk, and respect your elders. all of these rules were lost the past few years, and I can dig this new change.

[whatever]

clam stares infuriated at the reply he got to his (so he thought) ash-igniting comeback. "how.. how..??" he whispers to himself, the whisper echoing throughout his mother's dark basement. "well i ran out of comebacks. what is there left to do? i have to come up with something, and quick." he thinks, feistily tapping his slippery fingers on the keys of his keyboard. "if i don't think fast he's gonna know i lost."
he grabs another energy drink from his mini-fridge. as he's gulping away at the red bull he suddenly sees the light. "boy, this one's sure to knock him out!" he yells, tapping away at the keyboard. "how can he retaliate to THIS?!?" in an instant, he has it. the perfect comeback. he clicks the submit button. "i really AM the best clock!"

[AnkhClock]

i mean come on ankh was left a clock ANKH jesus christ

you don't like me do you?

[EvilBeanClock]

http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?86939-Clockification&highlight=

[EnglishClock]

clam stares infuriated at the reply he got to his (so he thought) ash-igniting comeback. "how.. how..??" he whispers to himself, the whisper echoing throughout his mother's dark basement. "well i ran out of comebacks. what is there left to do? i have to come up with something, and quick." he thinks, feistily tapping his slippery fingers on the keys of his keyboard. "if i don't think fast he's gonna know i lost."
he grabs another energy drink from his mini-fridge. as he's gulping away at the red bull he suddenly sees the light. "boy, this one's sure to knock him out!" he yells, tapping away at the keyboard. "how can he retaliate to THIS?!?" in an instant, he has it. the perfect comeback. he clicks the submit button. "i really AM the best clock!"

ironically you spent much more time and effort typing out that paragraph

although I did chuckle just a wee bit

[I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I]

clam stares infuriated at the reply he got to his (so he thought) ash-igniting comeback. "how.. how..??" he whispers to himself, the whisper echoing throughout his mother's dark basement. "well i ran out of comebacks. what is there left to do? i have to come up with something, and quick." he thinks, feistily tapping his slippery fingers on the keys of his keyboard. "if i don't think fast he's gonna know i lost."
he grabs another energy drink from his mini-fridge. as he's gulping away at the red bull he suddenly sees the light. "boy, this one's sure to knock him out!" he yells, tapping away at the keyboard. "how can he retaliate to THIS?!?" in an instant, he has it. the perfect comeback. he clicks the submit button. "i really AM the best clock!"

Couldn't help but laugh when I read this, but clammo is just a dude trying to make the clock crew better. Seriously, stop being such a little whiner and be chill.

[Marlin Clock]

This week's gospel goes really well with the lesson that can be learned here.

[Marlin Clock]

Just felt like sayin' that 'cause it really does. It's not really a theological lesson so much as a philosophical lesson too.

[I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I]

I think we're all forgetting the lesson clockradioclock taught us guys; we have to love not hate.